I Wonder....

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    Jun 23, 2012 12:47 PM GMT
    This is, I suppose, a variation of the What's On Your Mind threads but for people like me whose minds go off on strange tangents or who become obsessed with things no one else is thinking about. I am spending every afternoon in the most boring class God ever sent to punish mankind with so please give me something to think about and amuse myself with.

    I wonder.....
    Whatever became of the Deal or No Deal briefcase girls? I worry that there are 26 homeless women all dressed alike living under a bridge somewhere.
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    Jun 23, 2012 12:49 PM GMT
    I wonder....
    Why, if once the witch was dead and the flying monkeys were so thankful that they were willing to do anything Dorothy wanted, why didn't she just get a few of them to fly her back to Kansas?
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    Jun 23, 2012 12:54 PM GMT
    oh it's a creative thread ...

    I wonder ...
    Why do I always ask myself "who am I ? " , "am I the main character in the world ?" .... "why I am not you or someone else ? " .... " why I am me ? " ... "the world was created to be mine ?" ... " when I died , shall I become another person and continue surviving in this world ? ..."
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    Jun 23, 2012 12:55 PM GMT
    I wonder....
    why, after I've run 4 miles, my upper body is sweaty and stinky but my feet aren't? I also wonder how many people have put me on ignore already.
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:13 PM GMT
    I wonder...
    Why they don't do a remake of Deal or No Deal hosted by Fergie, Duchess of York with 26 male model briefcase guys.
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:14 PM GMT


    I wonder why I can't have a cast iron back with a hinge in it.
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:25 PM GMT
    meninlove said

    I wonder why I can't have a cast iron back with a hinge in it.


    OK, I'm gonna ask....Why do you want that, Doug? For easy access?
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:26 PM GMT
    I wonder....
    How do I know if I'm talking to or reading the thoughts of Doug or Bill?
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:27 PM GMT
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:30 PM GMT
    onaquest saidWonder_Bread_Open.JPG


    We'll get Karl to draw the Wonder bread with a little animated face and it will be the mascot of my thread. Do people say "I wonder about something" outside of the south or is that like "I figure" and "cut on the lights"?
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:34 PM GMT
    CrankyMcBadass saidI love the loopy processes of your mind, Mike.



    Oh come on, Cranky JP. You're the one person I was absolutely positive would have some reaaaalllllly interesting musings rolling around in your head.
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:34 PM GMT
    Coach_Mike said
    onaquest saidWonder_Bread_Open.JPG


    We'll get Karl to draw the Wonder bread with a little animated face and it will be the mascot of my thread. Do people say "I wonder about something" outside of the south or is that like "I figure" and "cut on the lights"?


    IDK - I'm also from the south - I wonder a lot myself.
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:39 PM GMT
    Coach_Mike saidI wonder....
    How do I know if I'm talking to or reading the thoughts of Doug or Bill?


    It's Doug unless Bill signs the post. icon_wink.gif Although quite often it can be me posting with Bill pontificating in the background and me typring like mad to keep up!

    A cast iron back would be a great replacement for the crappy one with deteriorating vertebrae I was blessed with.

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    Jun 23, 2012 1:39 PM GMT
    onaquest said
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    onaquest saidWonder_Bread_Open.JPG


    We'll get Karl to draw the Wonder bread with a little animated face and it will be the mascot of my thread. Do people say "I wonder about something" outside of the south or is that like "I figure" and "cut on the lights"?


    IDK - I'm also from the south - I wonder a lot myself.


    Do you say "Cut on and cut off the lights?" I got really razzed the first time I said that when I went away to college. They also laughed at the way I said umbrella....accent on the second syllable. Everybody says it like that around here.
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:49 PM GMT
    No, I say turn on the lights - or maybe flip on the lights.

    In my part of the world, we call all sodas coke. People make fun of the way I say words like pie. We like to say phrases like "You ain't right."

    Do you dial your southern drawl up or down depending on who you are with??? I wonder why southerners do that?
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:50 PM GMT
    Coach_Mike said
    onaquest said
    Coach_Mike said
    onaquest saidWonder_Bread_Open.JPG

    They also laughed at the way I said umbrella....accent on the second syllable. Everybody says it like that around here.

    Where else would you place the accent? BRELL is obviously the accent point, no? Who pronounces it differently?
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:51 PM GMT
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    Coach_Mike saidI wonder....
    How do I know if I'm talking to or reading the thoughts of Doug or Bill?


    It's Doug unless Bill signs the post. icon_wink.gif Although quite often it can be me posting with Bill pontificating in the background and me typring like mad to keep up!

    A cast iron back would be a great replacement for the crappy one with deteriorating vertebrae I was blessed with.



    Then you'd have to be constantly lubed like the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz.

    Sorry bout your back. Now give me back my crack. Won't you light my candle? (Sorry I always channel Mimi from Rent on Saturday mornings while I'm straighening up and finding all kinds of shit I didn't know I'd lost).
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:52 PM GMT
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    Coach_Mike said
    onaquest said
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    onaquest saidWonder_Bread_Open.JPG

    They also laughed at the way I said umbrella....accent on the second syllable. Everybody says it like that around here.

    Where else would you place the accent? BRELL is obviously the accent point, no? Who pronounces it differently?


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    Jun 23, 2012 1:53 PM GMT
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    CrankyMcBadass saidI love the loopy processes of your mind, Mike.



    Oh come on, Cranky JP. You're the one person I was absolutely positive would have some reaaaalllllly interesting musings rolling around in your head.

    Most days you'd be right. Today is an off-day.


    I know. I'm sorry.
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:55 PM GMT
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    meninlove said
    Coach_Mike saidI wonder....
    How do I know if I'm talking to or reading the thoughts of Doug or Bill?


    It's Doug unless Bill signs the post. icon_wink.gif Although quite often it can be me posting with Bill pontificating in the background and me typring like mad to keep up!

    A cast iron back would be a great replacement for the crappy one with deteriorating vertebrae I was blessed with.



    Then you'd have to be constantly lubed like the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz.

    Sorry bout your back. Now give me back my crack. Won't you light my candle? (Sorry I always channel Mimi from Rent on Saturday mornings while I'm straighening up and finding all kinds of shit I didn't know I'd lost).


    Like candy bar wrappers?
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:55 PM GMT
    onaquest saidNo, I say turn on the lights - or maybe flip on the lights.

    In my part of the world, we call all sodas coke. People make fun of the way I say words like pie. We like to say phrases like "You ain't right."

    Do you dial your southern drawl up or down depending on who you are with??? I wonder why southerners do that?


    My accent isn't that bad. It's more the phrases I use. And it's not so much southern as country I suppose. Most of the guys in college who were so amused by the way I talked were from Virginia themselves.
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:58 PM GMT
    onaquest said
    Coach_Mike said
    meninlove said
    Coach_Mike saidI wonder....
    How do I know if I'm talking to or reading the thoughts of Doug or Bill?


    It's Doug unless Bill signs the post. icon_wink.gif Although quite often it can be me posting with Bill pontificating in the background and me typring like mad to keep up!

    A cast iron back would be a great replacement for the crappy one with deteriorating vertebrae I was blessed with.



    Then you'd have to be constantly lubed like the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz.

    Sorry bout your back. Now give me back my crack. Won't you light my candle? (Sorry I always channel Mimi from Rent on Saturday mornings while I'm straighening up and finding all kinds of shit I didn't know I'd lost).


    Like candy bar wrappers?

    LOL At least two or three a week. Except they really are candy bar wrappers.
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    Jun 23, 2012 1:59 PM GMT
    Coach_Mike said
    onaquest said
    Coach_Mike said
    meninlove said
    Coach_Mike saidI wonder....
    How do I know if I'm talking to or reading the thoughts of Doug or Bill?


    It's Doug unless Bill signs the post. icon_wink.gif Although quite often it can be me posting with Bill pontificating in the background and me typring like mad to keep up!

    A cast iron back would be a great replacement for the crappy one with deteriorating vertebrae I was blessed with.



    Then you'd have to be constantly lubed like the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz.

    Sorry bout your back. Now give me back my crack. Won't you light my candle? (Sorry I always channel Mimi from Rent on Saturday mornings while I'm straighening up and finding all kinds of shit I didn't know I'd lost).


    Like candy bar wrappers?

    LOL At least two or three a week. Except they really are candy bar wrappers.


    Good, then you are saved from me singing (badly) Roger's part from Another Day....
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    Jun 23, 2012 2:01 PM GMT
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    I wonder if you have enough firewood cut to make it thru the winter. I can see with that snow, you will soon be trapped in that cabin, cut off from the world, and you will be boiling bark to survive. Donner, party of one.


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    Jun 23, 2012 2:04 PM GMT
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    I wonder if you have enough firewood cut to make it thru the winter. I can see with that snow, you will soon be trapped in that cabin, cut off from the world, and have to rely on your raw animal instincts to survive. Donner, party of one.


    Ok, I have posted here too much, but this is on topic -- This pic makes me wonder... if you are Colorado dreaming on such a summer's day???

    I promise I'll stop now.