My neighbor's introduction to "gay" on our street... haha....

  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 26, 2012 3:10 AM GMT
    This was funnier than hell. I live in a housing subdivision and on a court with about a dozen houses. One of my neighbors, younger guy, married, works out and we've always been reasonably friendly. Nothing has really changed, I guess, but this was as funny as it gets.

    I was mowing my front yard on Saturday and it was 100 degrees. I decided to mow with my black swimming suit on.. more of a squarecut and here came Jamie with his dog. I had the mower off. He said hello and told me I should "be careful with the mowing/ swimming suit combo" as he is having a party and his wife's brother "is a gay man" and Jamie was just sure he'd be checking out all the neighbors. "Nothing wrong with him", Jamie said, "except he doesn't do much and he's always mooching from time to time". Of course I didn't ask Jamie why they chose to have a party and invite the "gay man" if he didn't want him there.

    Come to find out the "gay man" (brother) is somebody I know, we're friended on Facebook and he actually contacted me tonight on FB, telling me that he informed Jamie that he knows one of his neighbors (me). He said Jamie about choked. I wonder what he'll say next time he strolls by with his dog.....LOL.

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    SO.... how do you think he will react? Do you think he will avoid talking to me at all? If he does choose to talk (as he usually does, what is your best guess
    as to what he will say?

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    Jun 26, 2012 3:13 AM GMT
    He's probably going to ask you if all teh gays know each other. icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 26, 2012 3:20 AM GMT
    I really want to know how this unfolds. Keep us updated!
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    Jun 26, 2012 4:08 AM GMT
    Well now he knows you are a fairy too.
    Swell.
  • turtleneckjoc...

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    Jun 26, 2012 4:13 AM GMT
    I would say Jamie had better engage brain before putting mouth in gear the next time.....
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    Jun 26, 2012 4:15 AM GMT
    Pics or it didnt happen! icon_wink.gif

    Can't wait to hear about your next encounter.


    My guess is that he walk his dog on the other side of the court to avoid conversive contact. Not cuz he is that anti gay but cuz he is that gutless.


    P.S. Isn't it kinda stressful on the lawn to cut it at that temp? Does the grass lose a lot of water thru those cuts?
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    Jun 26, 2012 6:18 AM GMT
    Ugh... a cliff hanger.
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    Jun 26, 2012 6:20 AM GMT
    sooo was his brother hot?
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    Jun 26, 2012 6:25 AM GMT
    He is going to ask if you are the boy or girl
    In the relationship.
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    Jun 26, 2012 6:26 AM GMT
    oh noes...a gay manz =ooooooooo!
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    Jun 26, 2012 6:27 AM GMT
    Haha icon_biggrin.gif

    That's going to be fun in the future
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 26, 2012 6:27 AM GMT
    Alpha13 saidHe is going to ask if you are the boy or girl
    In the relationship.


    Well he doesn't know I'm in any relationship I'd assume haha.

    I think there is about a 50/50 chance he won't even bring the subject up and
    will talk about other issues as if we never talked about it in the first place.
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    Jun 26, 2012 6:28 AM GMT
    My vote is on Caslon's prediction or he's going to ask you to introduce him to some gay celebrities since all gays apparently know each other.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 26, 2012 6:28 AM GMT
    Hikari saidsooo was his brother hot?


    Well it is his wife's brother (brother in law of Jamie). He's ok, I wouldn't call him "hot".
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    Jun 26, 2012 6:50 AM GMT
    My guess is that he'll be slightly embarrassed and just crack a joke about it to you.
  • rnch

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    Jun 26, 2012 10:17 AM GMT
    would you be offended if I humbly requested a pic of you, in the above mentioned bathing suit, mowing the grass?


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    Jun 26, 2012 10:43 AM GMT
    You should have sex with him to make Jamie jealous, then you can have Jamie. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 26, 2012 11:23 AM GMT
    You should convince Jamie that on December 22, all the gays will turn into Zombies and initiate the dreaded Apocalypse, thus issuing a new world order... He should escape now while there's still time... icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 26, 2012 11:37 AM GMT
    Jamie????....his name is Jamie? And he has the nerve to warn you about gay boys?!? PULeeeze, gurlfriend! He was obviously projecting his own lust for your body and blaming it on his brother-in-law!
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    Jun 26, 2012 12:18 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan said
    Alpha13 saidHe is going to ask if you are the boy or girl
    In the relationship.


    Well he doesn't know I'm in any relationship I'd assume haha.

    I think there is about a 50/50 chance he won't even bring the subject up and
    will talk about other issues as if we never talked about it in the first place.


    You should offer to introduce him to Cher and Lady Gaga next time they're in town ;)

    A really cool story - thanks for sharing - life can be quite funny - especially without it trying ;)
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 26, 2012 12:59 PM GMT
    rnch saidwould you be offended if I humbly requested a pic of you, in the above mentioned bathing suit, mowing the grass?


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    No problem, happy to do that. I did notice Jamie giving me the stares when I first started mowing my lawn, but I wager I'm probably the only man out there mowing in his black swimming suit. in our neighborhood.....LOL
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    Jun 26, 2012 1:07 PM GMT
    Great story.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 26, 2012 3:31 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidYou should have sex with him to make Jamie jealous, then you can have Jamie. icon_biggrin.gif


    Jamie's not too bad, pretty decent body. His personality might ruin any thought otherwise..lol
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    Jun 26, 2012 3:39 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan said
    I think there is about a 50/50 chance he won't even bring the subject up and
    will talk about other issues as if we never talked about it in the first place.
    My money is on this.
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    Jun 26, 2012 3:47 PM GMT
    if he DOES end up talking to you again, i predict that he won't be able to make eye contact for about 6 months, LOL