Tramp-(undecided. who wants to be the tramp?)
I need a good tramp! Have someone in mind, but not sure if he's as sexual as I hope he'd be. Coach Mike and Clay would hang out all the time. Clay would always be taking Coach Mike out to get drunk and get into trouble. Dontknowwhy would harass DEKI relentlessly. Ariodante would constantly have to convince DEKI not to leave the show. Charlitos would get along with everyone but Dontknowwhy. He'd go out and drink with Clay and Mike but he'd usually come home before they get into trouble....except for the one night Clay gets him a little more drunk than usual and he goes back to the apartment and threatens to beat the shit out of Dontknowwhy. The producers have to intervene but Dontknowwhy asks them to let Charlitos stay. He kinda likes have Charlitos around to make things interesting.
Charlitos and Coach Mike start to bond after the producers let Charlitos stay. They start sleeping in the same bed together but nothing sexual has happened....yet. Clay gets jealous that his drinking buddy is distracted, so he starts to corrupt young DEKI. Ariodante's hands are really full now that DEKI is coming home drunk after hanging out with Clay almost every night. Clay's too drunk to take care of DEKI, not that he actually cares.
On another highly promoted episode, Clay comes home more wasted than usual and busts into Coach Mike's room just as he's about to share his first kiss with Charlitos. Clay and Mike almost exchange fists but Ariodante intervenes, convinces Clay to exit the room, and helps him to sober up a bit before Clay passes out in the bathtub of the master bathroom. Dontknowwhy sneaks in to turn the cold water on and lets the tub start to fill up with Clay in it. Ariodante finds Clay in the tub when he hears the water running and helps Clay to his bed. None of the housemates find out what Dontknowwhy did until the reunion show.