Douche....

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    Jun 26, 2012 8:44 PM GMT
    do you and how often????? any home recipes
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    Jun 26, 2012 9:07 PM GMT
    Every second of every day I'm a douche

    And I love it
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    Jun 26, 2012 9:10 PM GMT
    ^^ I'm sure that's just your interwebz personality.

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    Jun 26, 2012 9:13 PM GMT
    TheBizMan said^^ I'm sure that's just your interwebz personality.



    Oh shush.

    I'm friends with tons of shallow douches IRL and people assume guilt by association, I'd rather not challenge their perception, not worth the efforttttttttt
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    Jun 26, 2012 9:16 PM GMT
    Firebrand saidEvery second of every day I'm a douche

    And I love it


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    Jun 26, 2012 9:33 PM GMT
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    Jun 26, 2012 10:09 PM GMT
    I thought this thread was going to be about some people on RJ.
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    Jun 26, 2012 11:00 PM GMT
    nubei saiddo you and how often????? any home recipes



    Liquid-Plumr.
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    Jun 27, 2012 9:35 AM GMT
    Firebrand saidEvery second of every day I'm a douche

    And I love it



    LOL . ...
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    Jun 27, 2012 9:36 AM GMT
    Iceblink said
    nubei saiddo you and how often????? any home recipes



    Liquid-Plumr.



    This is great ... love the humor

    But who flushes their system by the minute?
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    Jul 01, 2012 4:35 AM GMT
    Back for an encore. One of my classics...


    How to get your ass ready to be fucked!
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    Jul 01, 2012 4:48 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said^^^ SERIOUSLY...when it comes to douching, we ALL bow down to the master.

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    Dang. Where can I meet that guy?
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    Jul 10, 2012 11:57 AM GMT
    RnBmusic421 saidhow often....every other day with fleet naturals


    You use only Fleet?
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    Jul 10, 2012 12:44 PM GMT
    "everyday i'm flushering....flushering...."
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    Jul 10, 2012 3:16 PM GMT
    topman here but if I was a bottom I would eat fiber and it wouldn't be necessary. I feed the man Benefiber- Keeps em clean. I am not small, but I never pull out and have a dick covered in S___T!!icon_idea.gificon_idea.gificon_idea.gif

    A vagina can douche an ass should never! Google that!!!
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    Jul 10, 2012 10:01 PM GMT
    MikemikeMike saidtopman here but if I was a bottom I would eat fiber and it wouldn't be necessary. I feed the man Benefiber- Keeps em clean. I am not small, but I never pull out and have a dick covered in S___T!!icon_idea.gificon_idea.gificon_idea.gif

    A vagina can douche an ass should never! Google that!!!


    YES, this is my experience too.

    Boys, unless you've got to take a crap when your man wants some booty-------you're probably okay as is.
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    Jul 10, 2012 11:08 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said^^ Yeah....umm....no.

    The whole sitch plays out a lot different and is a LOT more fun when I'm confident there won't be any unwanted smells, tastes or whatever. A WHOLE lot different. icon_twisted.gif


    Okay then, would you mind repeating your regimen for being Butt Ready?
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    Jul 10, 2012 11:33 PM GMT
    ". Once I've gone through the process about (which can take several hours), . "

    "WHICH CAN TAKE SEVERAL HOURS" ???

    Hmmmm, when reading this advice once before, here in these ever helpful forums, I remember something about a special dietary regimen for the day before The Great Fuck.

    So between a day of eating fretfully and hours spent whisking the colon........Oh Good Gawd!

    Honestly Boys, you don't have to go through all this. Unless you've got some variation on Irritable Bowel Syndrome, you are NOT going to have a messy dump while being penetrated.

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    Jul 11, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
    Balancing said". Once I've gone through the process about (which can take several hours), . "

    "WHICH CAN TAKE SEVERAL HOURS" ???

    Hmmmm, when reading this advice once before, here in these ever helpful forums, I remember something about a special dietary regimen for the day before The Great Fuck.

    So between a day of eating fretfully and hours spent whisking the colon........Oh Good Gawd!

    Honestly Boys, you don't have to go through all this. Unless you've got some variation on Irritable Bowel Syndrome, you are NOT going to have a messy dump while being penetrated.



    Preparing and looking forward can be just as pleasurable as consummating the act.