3 A.M Eternal: Trashy Cable Movie Staples We Love

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    Jun 27, 2012 12:47 AM GMT
    So last night in the very early a.m. I watched fucking Mannequin 2: On The Move. All of it, and this after revisiting Teen Wolf Too a few weeks ago.

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    There was a magical curse that turned a princess into a mannequin (?!). A department store decorator so flamingly gay he practically spontaneously combusts into confetti. Three German muscle flunkies in Day-Glo athletic Fly gear. A playful montage involving trying on numerous hats.


    Why did I do it? Why do any of us do it?

    Confess! Unburden yourselves and admit the truly terrible, tasteless movies you will sit and watch alone during the witching hour -- the movies that leave you questioning exactly where your life went off-the-rails.

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    Jun 27, 2012 12:52 AM GMT
    Once Bitten

    That movie vexes me icon_mad.gif

    FML
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    Jun 27, 2012 1:22 AM GMT
    I think at one time this movie was on 24/7. One of my favorite trashy movies of all time.

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    Jun 27, 2012 1:47 AM GMT
    The Legend of Billie Jean
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    Jun 27, 2012 1:50 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidThe Legend of Billie Jean


    I LOVE THAT MOVIE

    My contribution is Tank Girl...or Starship Troopers....both which I also love.
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    Jun 27, 2012 2:05 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Iceblink saidThe Legend of Billie Jean


    I LOVE THAT MOVIE

    My contribution is Tank Girl...or Starship Troopers....both which I also love.



    Starship Troopers is one of my cheese favorites.

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    Jun 27, 2012 2:08 AM GMT
    A Night in Heaven (or any Christopher Atkins movie)


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    Jun 27, 2012 2:17 AM GMT
    Forgive me Russ Meyer, Dario Argento, Roger Corman, Alejandro Jodorowsky, David Lynch, and Sam Raimi:

    Teen Witch -- Bitch!
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    Sucio! Sucio!
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    Jun 27, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
    Lifetime's THE BETTY BRODERICK STORY--and the follow up
    HER FINAL FURY: BETTY BRODERICK.

    You can't watch one without the other! Meredith Baxter is sooo evil.
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    Jun 27, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    I hate to admit it but I love this movie. I don't know why.