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The video is only :39 long but Ben Patrick Johnson is smoking hot in it!

HOT or NOT?

Oh, I wouldn't say no.

he's not my type either...way over developed

allencommon said

The video is only :39 long but Ben Patrick Johnson is smoking hot in it!

HOT or NOT?

He's a hot guy.

Are you one of his publicists?

I don't like his eyebrows at all, and his face doesn't do anything for me.

zdrew saidI don't like his eyebrows at all, and his face doesn't do anything for me.

Yeah, I hear ya. At times, he looks like a chimp. At others, he reminds me of Derek Zoolander. Hot bod, though.

ruck_us said
Yeah, I hear ya. At times, he looks like a chimp. At others, he reminds me of Derek Zoolander. Hot bod, though.

LOL, you nailed it.

i've seen him several times, in person, and up close. while he's a VERY nice guy, he's scary looking in person.

He looks like he's had plastic surgery and lots of botox. Eyebrows were way to fake and overly tweezed for someone trying so hard to "look" masculine. His body is hot, but that gross dragon-like tattoo ruined it for me. There are way hotter guys right here on this site.

Don't find him attractive at all. Those eyebrows are freaky. Hate the tatt too

This guy is a fitness model more than a runway model or commercial model. Nonetheless, he's got great features and an awesome bod.

I speak for myself when I say I think the dude looks like a monster.

How desperate and not in-touch with reality are some people that actually think that these career choices are good ideas? I wish I was there when someone said "I GOT IT!! you should be a SUPER MALE MODEL!"

On a different note, its sad that most of your posts are beginning to look like SPAM and promotion for D-list wanna-be talents. Isn't myspace enough for this shit? Do we really need this here?

Eh not my type. Those eyebrows are killing me

I'd have to say NOT!!!

ruck_us said
Yeah, I hear ya. At times, he looks like a chimp. At others, he reminds me of Derek Zoolander. Hot bod, though.

Yeah, I can't quite figure out if he's doing Blue Steel, or Magnum. There just such different looks.

This is Herman Munster with a tat. Doctor Frankenstein, you got the bod right then you ruined it!

Since I can't see video at work, I image searched him and found his myspace...this is his tagline:

"Ben Patrick Johnson loves life almost more than life itself."

So definitely not hot.

A "no" here. Way over developped for me and I want to put a paper bag over his head .

Though I'm sure he just has the greatest personality (insert or remove sarcasm depending on whether or not you want to flame me).

not too appealing to me.

...there are so many more sexy, nice and goodlooking guys on this site for sure!!

palikari said

On a different note, its sad that most of your posts are beginning to look like SPAM and promotion for D-list wanna-be talents. Isn't myspace enough for this shit? Do we really need this here?

I was wondering that myself. It's like he's their publicist. Well, he sure got his answer in this thread about this guy. We're a tough crowd.

not a supermodel.

The expression on his face says nothing good.

Not liking the eyebrows either. He's got a great body and I like his voice. I think he's done some voice work for "Extra" and has a radio show called "Life on the left coast".

Ewwww god no... He looks like a demonic chimp but he's got a nice body. Too muscular for me thou. I'm REALLY trying to say something nice about him but he really does nothing for me.

I wish him a long healthy live...

Waaay too developed.

More like a cartoon than a Greek god.

Nothing wrong with a masculine dude. I'd love to be wrapped up in his arms at night. He's one sexy monster.

Ok so not a super male model - but an successful voice-over guy. I'll buy that angle. Good for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSp7yUd9e9M

Those eyebrows remind me of Agnes Moorehead during her Bewitched days.

CuriousJockAZ saidDon't find him attractive at all. Those eyebrows are freaky. Hate the tatt too

Yeah, the face and eyebrows are odd and the body is too muscular for my taste.

I think CuriousJockAZ is about as handsome and hot as they come, personally.

__________ saidThose eyebrows remind me of Agnes Moorehead during her Bewitched days.

Your real name isn't Durwood or Dobbin by any chance, is it?
Actually, the eyebrows remind me of Divine's.

palikari saidOk so not a super male model - but an successful voice-over guy. I'll buy that angle. Good for him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSp7yUd9e9M

Good point in case where there's often more to a person than we see at first glance. The interview seems to bring out a very genuine and successful guy who loves what he's doing. As far as looks, we all know there are certainly a lot worse and not everyone like every look. Interesting reactions anyway.

He actually scares me. *runs and hides* I have to agree with rusk_us...almost chimp-like. Sorry.

He looks like a goon. I couldn't help but laugh when he was trying to be all "intense" with his look.

zdrew saidI don't like his eyebrows at all, and his face doesn't do anything for me.

Same... and I also saw Derek Zoolander there.

chicago_barry said

__________ saidThose eyebrows remind me of Agnes Moorehead during her Bewitched days.

Your real name isn't Durwood or Dobbin by any chance, is it?
Actually, the eyebrows remind me of Divine's.

Darwin would be closer, and your right those brows are more like Divine"s

A few of you have said, "Too developed..." Really? On a gay male jock website? OK, it's not like he's some steroid monster.

Since this is a democracy, I'll give him a vote for great body, and as already said a few times, Zoolander face. I think I've heard some of his voice-overs too...overall, very good (just not smoking hot).

allencommon's viral marketing doesn't belong in RealJock.
Everyone to go allencommon's profile and click on "report abuse" in the left side bar and let's get this guy out of here.

allencommon said

The video is only :39 long but Ben Patrick Johnson is smoking hot in it!

HOT or NOT?

Love his voice and his online video news blog, but his muscles are too much for me. I'd have trouble wrapping my arms around him. Though there are pics of him from past photo shoots where he's toned and ripped in proportions I can't resist... so overall, yes he's hot.

zdrew saidI don't like his eyebrows at all, and his face doesn't do anything for me.

Actually kinda reminds me of old skool Incredible Hulk/Lou Ferrigno and not in a good way!




His brow line is very odd, however a GREAT body though!!

I'm a bigger fan of his voiceover work.

Great body but his look is not for me - It's a not vote from me.

He's hot. I'd have him top me.

jmanorlando saidGreat body but his look is not for me - It's a not vote from me.

Ditto!

Although I always thought of him as hot, it is his personality that I thought was really winning. Besides his voiceover work, I like his editorial commentary, his occasional radio host work and his attitude in general. Although I have not met him in person, I'd spoken to him and had some email conversations with him in the past and he was always kind, smart, and attentive. That works out to be pretty hot to me.

His clothes are either too small, or too loose, 'cause they keep falling off.

He's got a hot voice, but I agree with his own statement that his voice doesn't match his look. I'm a little curious as to why someone who makes over a million dollars a year doing voice-over work needs to also do modeling.

I'll give him props on the work he's put into his body though. Regardless if it's hot or not, it's definitely taken a lot of work.

chicago_barry saidallencommon's viral marketing doesn't belong in RealJock.
Everyone to go allencommon's profile and click on "report abuse" in the left side bar and let's get this guy out of here.

This from a guy who includes a marketing icon for a web hosting site? Hmmmm... seems a little contradictory doesn't it? Or perhaps I'm reading this wrong.

Survey says... Not my type

But congratulations to a guy who has made a success and a level of celebrity off his body and looks while no one finds him attractive.

"It's a little bit ironic... don'tcha think?"

bgcat57 saidAlthough I always thought of him as hot, it is his personality that I thought was really winning. Besides his voiceover work, I like his editorial commentary, his occasional radio host work and his attitude in general. Although I have not met him in person, I'd spoken to him and had some email conversations with him in the past and he was always kind, smart, and attentive. That works out to be pretty hot to me.

Given this, I definitely will not say no to him.

I think he's hot. And then when you guys that know him or have met him said he's a nice guy really turns me on too.

I'll be one of the many who says he's overdeveloped for my tastes. Bigger is not always better.

I'm actually surprised the number of us who really don't find him all THAT "hot".... Interesting

NOT.....Next

he's quite attractive from the neck on down...but more than a few of the guys's avis here are just as attractive to me.

I have seen hotter guys on here verified ta boot! Yeech bag the face on him!

He is a very successful voice over actor and has published two fictional novels. I know him personally we met "Sports Connection". It long gone and that was back in the 90's.


I'm sure he has sleepless nights reagrding what people think.

Pull your claws in!

his eyebrows SCARE me.... like sooo much so

eb925guy said

chicago_barry saidallencommon's viral marketing doesn't belong in RealJock.
Everyone to go allencommon's profile and click on "report abuse" in the left side bar and let's get this guy out of here.

This from a guy who includes a marketing icon for a web hosting site? Hmmmm... seems a little contradictory doesn't it? Or perhaps I'm reading this wrong.

I think he meant to include a picture, but either the bandwidth has been exceeded or the picture has been moved, so the icon showed up instead. But I did think his suggestion was a little strong, why not just encourage everyone to send him an email asking him not to use RealJock as a promotion site.

joggerva said I think he meant to include a picture, but either the bandwidth has been exceeded or the picture has been moved, so the icon showed up instead. But I did think his suggestion was a little strong, why not just encourage everyone to send him an email asking him not to use RealJock as a promotion site.

Perhaps you are correct, I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt for sure! I agree with your suggestion also, much better idea I think.

Lol....he is not cute or hott. His body is too big and I dont know why, but it only looks "ok" to me. And his face, no! I'm just going to leave it at that. There are better looking people on here, then that guy will ever hope to be!

Honestly, after watching this again I don't think he's too hot. It looks like he would have been handsome without the plastic surgery, but his face looks fake.

Also, he's way too developed. There definitely is a point where a guy is just too ripped.

Way over defined... and he is def using the zoolander face, as several ppl have already pointed out... he thinks he is much hotter than he really is too, and according to the underwear shot, he's not packing a whole lot...

To be honest, I've seen his pictures online often. We've also corresponded with one another, but I will refrain from judgment.

I have always thought one thing about him, though: STEROIDS?

Also, he doesn't have much of an ass. And he does not look like angel Gabriel. But, who among us has everything?

"Too defined..."
"Too ripped..."
"Too big..."
"For my tastes, bigger isn't always better..."

OK, this is depressing. I'm never seen such a celebration of mediocrity, and on a Jock website, no less.

There are bigger, more defined, more ripped guys who are members of this site (not me, but a boy can dream). This guy's a good specimen, but hardly worthy of an adverb like "too."

I used to visit the sad website MostBeautifulMan. The (viewer) backlash against any model with muscle development, definition, or (gasp) hair indicative of a man over the age of 19, was obnoxious.

But here? Really?

he's a buddy of mine on myspace, and aside from being gorgeous he's also brilliant... he's active in his community, and he's really sweet to boot.

definitely one of the hot guys. i love him.

He's got that WeHo plasticky look that a lot of guys like now
I'll take my men a little leaner with a twist of lime if you don't mind

I think he's fucking hot!

I'm not gonna let funky eyebrows stand in my way...

I'm offended that anyone thinks I work as a publicist. I work at a software company in San Francisco. I thought this was an interesting subject.

Yes, the RJ crowd is way too tough on gay talent whether that be modeling or singing. Keep in mind, many of those individuals finance everything on their own.

str8hardbody saidHe's a good friend of mine in Hollywood. He is a nice guy.

Who cares? That doesn't make him hot/not.

What's with his eyebrows?

I'll buck the trend. He's not to big


In fact he's a little on the skinny side I like some muscle on my man

I'm going to stick with the trend and say that he's too big.

NOT.

Throw him a scooby snack. He looks hungry.

Have to say not. body yes.the face is not,the eyebrows.

allencommon saidI'm offended that anyone thinks I work as a publicist. I work at a software company in San Francisco. I thought this was an interesting subject.

Yes, the RJ crowd is way too tough on gay talent whether that be modeling or singing. Keep in mind, many of those individuals finance everything on their own.

Talent is talent. It will shine through regardless of the financing or production. Look at some of the people on youtube that have put together these acapella clips, at no cost, that completely rock the house. Production and financing will put the shine on the end product, but the meat and bones need to be there in the first place.

Some of the artists that you have posted on here have been average at best. Who cares about average. Tough love kiddo.

Also, I am not going to buy into an artist because he is gay, or measure him on a different scale because he is gay and out.

There are MANY, VERY talented people out there who never get a chance or make it. Too many actually, to waste time discussing the Bryan Hawn's of the world.

allencommon saidI'm offended that anyone thinks I work as a publicist. I work at a software company in San Francisco. I thought this was an interesting subject.

Yes, the RJ crowd is way too tough on gay talent whether that be modeling or singing. Keep in mind, many of those individuals finance everything on their own.

AC... what "gay talent" does this man possess that countless others on this site don't represent??? Besides three names.

Could only bare to look at him for a hot second and had to look away in disgust...

NOT a reaction one would have to a supermodel!

Anyone who has ever seen a reality show about models knows that a model is not just a pretty face, but is actually skilled at posing their body and manipulating their face into something desirable.

Again, not this one! He should make his way to modeling school and spend less time shooting up them roids while lightening up on those weights!

Nuf said...

Urgh! All I can say is that his face looks so fake! A turn-off!

SAHEM62896 said

zdrew saidI don't like his eyebrows at all, and his face doesn't do anything for me.

Same... and I also saw Derek Zoolander there.

Yeah, a roided up Zoolander.

I don't find anything attractive about him at all.

I too saw the Zoolander

Nice bod.... freaky face.

i used to watch his daily blog - "Life of the Left Coast" .. he seems like a genuinely nice guy.

That being said, his body is rocking.. the face is oddly chimp-ish.. but thats just knit picking. He's definitely a great looking guy.

His eyebrows would not prevent me from having a good time with this guy.
Hot!

str8hardbody saidOMG he is a sweet & nice guy. He's a good friend of mine in Hollywood. He got a gorgeus house w/ a panoramic view of the city.

Since when did we start using one's realestate as a measure of beauty and as a means to illustrate friendship??

I will reserve judgement of any kind on the man since I don't personally know him, but if we were to ever meet and he showed me respect and that he were just a regular human being, I am sure he would be a nice guy to have as a friend, regardless of wheather or not some people think he has a monkey face


Oh and one more thing I noticed... Interesting that several people have pointed out that he is, (and this is just one random quote I found here)

"Waaay too developed. More like a cartoon than a Greek god." (london_NYC)

Seriously???

I couldn't help but notice who was on your hotlist. I think I have to agree with mickeytopogigio on this one in his second post to this thread. Well said Mickey!

allencommon said

The video is only :39 long but Ben Patrick Johnson is smoking hot in it!

HOT or NOT?

EEEEKKK! It's Mr. Spock - on roids!! LOL!

Totally edible though...

Scary!

allencommon saidI'm offended that anyone thinks I work as a publicist. I work at a software company in San Francisco. I thought this was an interesting subject.

Yes, the RJ crowd is way too tough on gay talent whether that be modeling or singing. Keep in mind, many of those individuals finance everything on their own.

That's not fair. You post a video of a model. You ask if people find him hot or not. People respond not. Then, you berate them?

Talent is in the eyes and ears of the beholder, and I think people are just being honest. From the personal testimonies on here, this guy sounds spectacular. He is an attractive man with a great body. "Super Male Model" though? No, he doesn't seem natural or intriguing in front of the camera. It's just my opinion (and apparently that of many others) - take it or leave it, but don't accuse me of not supporting "talent" - whether gay or not.

SoDakGuy saidHe's hot. I'd have him top me.

ditto

He doesn't do a thing for me either. He looks actually quite mean and pissed off. Definitely not a turn on.

The I'm too sexy vibe is a total turn-off.
Plus, he looks demonic.
I'll pass.

allencommon said

The video is only :39 long but Ben Patrick Johnson is smoking hot in it!

HOT or NOT?

If by "only" you mean "thankfully"


The shots at :11, :14, :24 are so amazingly corny.......




he's hot..........



not!

is that tattoo real? I notice alot of gay guys with that same tattoo in the same area?

He is sexy but in a very L.A type of way. How would you approach a guy like this?

WOuld you offer him money? Is he a gold digger? who is he really fuckin?

Um...he's kinda creepy looking.

ShawnTX saidUm...he's kinda creepy looking.

I wasn't going to say anything, but once I saw how straight forward you were I can't help but say I concur. Just a little creepy...

I would rather be with anyone on my buddy/hot list at any time. I like REAL men.

he has a resemblance to The Hulk...esp that patio shot

...hot-ish.....

Paper or Plastic?

Way NOT hot.... he is scary looking...completely un-natural, ugly face, sorry.

Is it only about big bulky muscles for you guys?

I'd have to say Not even though he sure seems to be trying awfully hard Great body but that face is just not working for me.

wow its derek zoolander on steriods

Nothing about the man makes my testes tingle.

SAHEM62896 said

zdrew saidI don't like his eyebrows at all, and his face doesn't do anything for me.

Same... and I also saw Derek Zoolander there.

My thoughts exactly.. those faces he was making were kinda scary

JockMyka said His body is hot, but that gross dragon-like tattoo ruined it for me.

LOL! It's a black panther or a puma....I don't believe it's a dragon.

Damn, you guys are a tough crowd. I'm not a fan nor am I a promoter but the guy has lead a very interesting life.

Just googled him and didn't realize he was a host for the TV magazine show called Extra. He claims that after he came out of the closet publicly that Extra demoted him. Extra declined to comment on the matter.

He's very successful. I didn't realize it was him for all the voice overs I've heard over the years. What a great voice. I've seen him before on bigmuscle. He may or may not have a profile on there still.

He's also an activist for gay and lesbian rights. How many people in Hollywood can you say have the balls to be that type of person and live in LA?

He doesn't need any promotion. I'm sure the guy could care less. He's already a millionaire.

I'm so glad he's no longer doing the blond look but in his younger years he did look like your typical pretty boy LA type. Although not anywhere close to my type (I don't get into blonds is all) I can objectively say that he had a very good look. Take a look.

Notice the difference in his face now from possibly 10 years or so ago. Now I'm not suggesting anything (!Disclaimer!) but sometimes guys that take too much growth hormone can get the Cro-mangun look in their face. It causes the bone tissue to over develop. I'm not saying that he does or that I think he does. But I remember on his bigmuscle profile that he talked openly about his opinion concerning steroids and how he thinks the whole stigma surrounding them is so out of control.

Once he was coming to Chicago to basically promote his book. He was going to be at some gay bar that serves free burgers on Sundays. I had no idea he was such an activist. I probably could have met him. He seems like a good guy.

Not at all... to me he looks like a 45 year old, youth obsessed, ex-model who mortgaged everything down to his socks for check implants, botox and a couple cycles of anivar...

but hey to each their own. that's terrific that he's an activist

Oh man i think he has a fckn hot bod but also looks like thats all he has - so yes he's HOT but I have no desire to meet the man he's too hung up on himshelf.

Any relation ?

dutchdancer saidCould only bare to look at him for a hot second and had to look away in disgust...

NOT a reaction one would have to a supermodel!

Anyone who has ever seen a reality show about models knows that a model is not just a pretty face, but is actually skilled at posing their body and manipulating their face into something desirable.

Again, not this one! He should make his way to modeling school and spend less time shooting up them roids while lightening up on those weights!

Nuf said...

I don't know have you seen Kate Moss



My immediate reaction whenever I see that women is one of , Huh? I don't pay a fraction of the attention to women's chests when compared to straight guys but last time I checked they were supposed to have breasts...



OH and realty TV shows particularly those about modeling are a waste of radio waves.

His body is hot! No question about it. The tatt is also a big plus. There is, however, something strange about the face. I agree with the poster who said "too much plastic surgery." Same goes for the arched eyebrows.

Still hot though... wouldn't say no...

lol, he his a millionaire. So there.

I am only answering the question posed; and my answer is Mega NOT!


However from the other posts it seems he is a great guy.... glad to hear that,
and many of you have confirmed that most of RJ members feel that big, bulky stereoided out muscles are "hot"

Personally, his eyebrows say "Miss Crawford" a bit too much and his body, while quite fit, is not what I'm into (prefer lean, gymnist bodies). Is it just me or is this type of "hot gay guy" in terms of looks a bit dated?

You mean all that foundation and blush he's wearing, right? He's a bigger drag queen than Billy Idol (if we're talking about the blond guy).

come on he is giving th e camera BLUE STEEL hahahahaha

I'd have to go with "not" because of the eyebrows and the overdeveloped upper body - just too much!

Not. not. not.

What's going on with his eyebrows? And his pout? Reminds me of that film Zoolander. The tattoo is sooooo gay.

Ok, I'm a little upset that out of all the forums I've read this is the one I chose to comment on first, but I was compelled.

What the fuck is up with his eyebrows?! He seriously scares the shit outta me!

No, his head is too big for his body and he doesn't have a neck. His face looks like puppet's because of his arched eyebrows, big ears, and "howdie dowdie" cheeks. He does have a good body and good voice. And what's up with asking a "no name" artist to give advise to someone who has a track record. That's funny.

I think there's a difference between looking like an athlete and looking like a fitness model.

I don't know what all the fuss is about. I really like guys that look more naturally attractive.

These days some models look like they were just created for the camera and not real life. A natural athletic body and face are more than good enough for me. There is something so "made up" about the model types that is almost seems commonplace .. like dolls off of an assembly line .. I don't know how to describe it but it turns me off.

Sorry, but he has Eddie Munster's face. I'm gonna have to say no.