unimpressed with partner size lol

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    Jun 27, 2012 3:43 AM GMT
    heres a scenario say if you n your partner go to your house youll talk blah blah blah THINGS GET HEATED you n your partner start kissing unzips his pants and he's hard but his thing is too small.
    tell what you would do
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    Jun 27, 2012 3:48 AM GMT
    Look in the mirror and say "Damn what a douchebag".
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    Jun 27, 2012 4:30 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidLook in the mirror and say "Damn what a douchebag".


    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH
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    Jun 27, 2012 4:31 AM GMT
    JayP said
    Ariodante saidLook in the mirror and say "Damn what a douchebag".


    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH


    LMFAO!
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    Jun 27, 2012 4:32 AM GMT
    loganwebb534 saidheres a scenario say if you n your partner go to your house youll talk blah blah blah THINGS GET HEATED you n your partner start kissing unzips his pants and he's hard but his thing is too small.
    tell what you would do


    The whole time I read this, the lyrics "eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man" went through my head icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 27, 2012 4:34 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 said
    loganwebb534 saidheres a scenario say if you n your partner go to your house youll talk blah blah blah THINGS GET HEATED you n your partner start kissing unzips his pants and he's hard but his thing is too small.
    tell what you would do


    The whole time I read this, the lyrics "eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man" went through my head icon_lol.gif


    Oh ma gwash! icon_eek.gif

    Takin it back
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    Jun 27, 2012 4:39 AM GMT
    TheBizMan said
    BlackCat90 said
    loganwebb534 saidheres a scenario say if you n your partner go to your house youll talk blah blah blah THINGS GET HEATED you n your partner start kissing unzips his pants and he's hard but his thing is too small.
    tell what you would do


    The whole time I read this, the lyrics "eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man" went through my head icon_lol.gif


    Oh ma gwash! icon_eek.gif

    Takin it back


    HAHA YOU KNOW IT! icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 27, 2012 4:44 AM GMT
    You and your partner go to your house...and it's the first time you've seen his incredible tiny dick? And he's your partner? Your massive retardation is more troublesome that your partners tiny cock is.
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    Jun 27, 2012 5:02 AM GMT
    smartmoney saidYou and your partner go to your house...and it's the first time you've seen his incredible tiny dick? And he's your partner? Your massive retardation is more troublesome that your partners tiny cock is.

    im saying u find out after you n him fall in love
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    Jun 27, 2012 5:36 AM GMT
    Well then you arent relationship material my boy. Simple.

    A mans cock size means nothing in the end.
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    Jun 27, 2012 5:38 AM GMT
    This is one of those scenarios where "your partner" is really you, isn't it?

    (I kid!)
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    Jun 27, 2012 5:43 AM GMT
    Hi BELLO or dontknowwhy (aka OP)

    Imma call socks as they are
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    Jun 27, 2012 6:06 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidLook in the mirror and say "Damn what a douchebag".


    You have good morals.
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    Jun 27, 2012 9:15 AM GMT
    looks matter for me not the size

    A hot face turns me on ---- not a dick
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    Jun 27, 2012 11:43 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidLook in the mirror and say "Damn what a douchebag".


    QFT.

    +1,000,000
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    Jun 27, 2012 11:45 AM GMT
    northoz said
    A mans cock size means nothing in the end.


    Oh, no you did'n!
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    Jun 27, 2012 11:52 AM GMT
    Considering I'm a top with a strong gag reflex, I wouldn't care.
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    Jun 27, 2012 12:59 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidLook in the mirror and say "Damn what a douchebag".


    I think the thread was complete right here. icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 27, 2012 1:12 PM GMT
    I prefer them on the smaller side, I mean the fuck are you supposed to do with a 9 inch dick?
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    Jun 27, 2012 1:15 PM GMT
    YeahhBrah saidI prefer them on the smaller side, I mean the fuck are you supposed to do with a 9 inch dick?


    I've had this happen before...he ended up being a bottom. I guess the extra size is for those guys who have gaping assholes the size of headlights. Do not want! I prefer mine around 6 - 7 inches, perfect!
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    Jun 27, 2012 1:17 PM GMT
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    YeahhBrah saidI prefer them on the smaller side, I mean the fuck are you supposed to do with a 9 inch dick?


    I've had this happen before...he ended up being a bottom. I guess the extra size is for those guys who have gaping assholes the size of headlights. Do not want! I prefer mine around 6 - 7 inches, perfect!


    Even 7 is pushing it for me personally, 6 is the perfect size IMO
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    Jun 27, 2012 1:21 PM GMT
    YeahhBrah said
    Bustamante said
    YeahhBrah saidI prefer them on the smaller side, I mean the fuck are you supposed to do with a 9 inch dick?


    I've had this happen before...he ended up being a bottom. I guess the extra size is for those guys who have gaping assholes the size of headlights. Do not want! I prefer mine around 6 - 7 inches, perfect!


    Even 7 is pushing it for me personally, 6 is the perfect size IMO


    This poor guy was around 5'10 and 155, he must have sent a pint of blood down to his penis.
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    Jun 27, 2012 1:21 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidLook in the mirror and say "Damn what a douchebag".

    I'll give you a golden cup for "best comment of the day"
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    Jun 27, 2012 1:24 PM GMT
    YeahhBrah saidI prefer them on the smaller side, I mean the fuck are you supposed to do with a 9 inch dick?


    Burp it?
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    Jun 27, 2012 1:33 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidLook in the mirror and say "Damn what a douchebag".


    Actually, if he were a douchebag, he wouldn't be completely worthless. There's practical applications.