That awkward moment....

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    Jun 28, 2012 6:52 AM GMT
    Fill in the blanks, but use personal stories to finish the sentence. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 28, 2012 6:53 AM GMT
    When your aunt walks in on you masturbating, and she doesn't leave, she enters the room and sits on the bed and starts talking to you about it.
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    Jun 28, 2012 6:53 AM GMT
    I will go first:

    That awkward moment when you tell your English teacher to read 50 Shades of Grey. icon_redface.gif

    ^ I didn't know what the book was about when I told her, I just knew it was popular.
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    Jun 28, 2012 6:53 AM GMT
    I WENT FIRST!!!


    HOW DARE YOUUUU
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    Jun 28, 2012 7:44 AM GMT
    After you have finished plowing an astute college twink boy and upon removing your pole from sphincter muscles, he lets out a gusty breeze that petrifies your olfactory system.

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    Jun 28, 2012 2:44 PM GMT
    when you bump into a mere acquaintance while waiting for a subway ride home...... then kind of being forced to talk during the whole hour-long ride even if you two have not much to talk about.
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    Jun 28, 2012 2:50 PM GMT
    When you aren't really sure if it's a girl or a guy and have to flip a coin as to which gender you address the person as.
  • Karl

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    Jun 28, 2012 2:53 PM GMT
    when I try to find something (a pen , a book .. ) for 5 to 10 minutes while I'm holding it in my hand.
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    Jun 28, 2012 2:56 PM GMT
    Most recent, when you go on a date and talk for only 10 mins out of 60 and keep thinking on what should I say next to avoid this silence.

    Also when you are practicing a dance move and while performing a lift instead of shoulder you accidentally grab the boob of your partner to lift her.
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    Jun 28, 2012 2:56 PM GMT
    Karl, how old are you?
  • Karl

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    Jun 28, 2012 2:58 PM GMT
    LJay saidKarl, how old are you?

    I'm 19 , nearly 20.
    I know what you're gonna say next
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    Jun 28, 2012 2:59 PM GMT
    LJay saidKarl, how old are you?

    Awkwarrrrdddd....
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    Jun 28, 2012 4:02 PM GMT
    asnextdoor saidMost recent, when you go on a date and talk for only 10 mins out of 60 and keep thinking on what should I say next to avoid this silence.

    Also when you are practicing a dance move and while performing a lift instead of shoulder you accidentally grab the boob of your partner to lift her.


    Haha omg I hate that awkward silence.
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    Jun 28, 2012 4:31 PM GMT
    when you're walking down a long, nearly empty hallway, and you see someone you only kinda know at the end walking towards you.


    What do you do during that seemingly looooong 15 seconds? icon_eek.gif

    I've resorted to: smile (and nod/wave) when I first see that person, look down at my phone for the next 10 seconds, then a quick "hey, how are you?" as we pass.

    *shudders*
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    Jun 28, 2012 4:32 PM GMT
    When you see someone you know and they say 'hi' to you but you don't see that they said 'hi' immediately so they feel like shit but then you wanna say 'hi' back but they don't look at you anymore.
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    Jun 28, 2012 4:33 PM GMT
    When the waitress asks "One check or two?" and you're not sure if its a date or just two guys having dinner.
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    Jun 28, 2012 4:33 PM GMT
    ...when your body floods with terror because some killer insect has landed on your arm... only to discover it's a ladybug.
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    Jun 28, 2012 4:34 PM GMT
    That awkward moment...when your having sex and your dog is watching you.
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    Jun 28, 2012 7:57 PM GMT
    When you are ready to order at a restaurant and think you can remember what you want but have to look back at the menu when the waitress asks you what you want.
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    Jun 28, 2012 7:59 PM GMT
    When you're calling someone over to your checkout line and you say "I'll take you on 6 sir." and then they end up being a woman......it's happened to me 3 times.
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    Jun 28, 2012 8:45 PM GMT
    When someone approaches you and starts reminiscing and you realize that you have absolutely no clue who this person is.
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    Jun 28, 2012 9:54 PM GMT
    When you're meeting your intern director for the first time and you're desperately trying to make a good first impression and he's like
    "Oh and Suchi is here from your school too...do you know Suchi?"
    And I'm like "Err....uh...yeah I think I know her!" And he gives you this look of "icon_confused.gif" but doesn't say anything and you continue talking, and then he's like "Oh here's Suchi now"

    AND IT'S A FUCKING GUY.

    God I was so embarrassed icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 28, 2012 9:57 PM GMT
    When the lady at the drive thru calls you ma'am then you pull up to the window and she is like ohhh damn your not no girl.
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    Jun 28, 2012 9:59 PM GMT
    msuNtx saidWhen the lady at the drive thru calls you ma'am then you pull up to the window and she is like ohhh damn your not no girl.


    That was my entire childhood when I answered the phone. I just got to the point of when they've be "Oh thank you miss, good bye" I'd raise my voice a little higher and be all "Oh no problem bye bye ^_^".
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    Jun 28, 2012 10:01 PM GMT
    when youre texting something personal/embarassing to someone, & your phone somehow sends it to someone else like your mom, or an ex.