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Hand Lotion
Aristoshark Posts: 21987
Jun 29, 2012 1:57 AM GMT
Iceblink said
CrankySpice said
Iceblink saidTrader Joe's A Midsummer Night's Cream. Inexpensive, unscented, moisturizes extremely well, and is not greasy.

Is it safe to put on your Coriolanus?


Gerard Butler and I will test it out tonight and get back to you.


Please do. i wouldn't want to pay and then find out it's Mucho Goo About Nothing.
LuckyGuyKC Posts: 1729
Jun 29, 2012 2:29 AM GMT
LJay Posts: 6493
Jun 29, 2012 2:30 AM GMT
DIN, I can't stand greasy hands from lotion. I have found that it is mostly the backs of my hands that need the moisturizer so I just put some on the back of one hand and then rub back of the other hand with it to spread the stuff out. Many fewer greasy fingerprints that way.
turtleneckjoc... Posts: 4227
Jun 29, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
MuchMoreThanM... Posts: 19553
Jun 29, 2012 3:01 AM GMT
DudeInNOVA said I try to remember to put it on every night, but I frequently forget. Thanks.


^ Since you're frequently forgetting I don't think any recommendations will work unless you use a good product daily.
allatonce Posts: 785
Jun 29, 2012 3:06 AM GMT
Moisturizer is is one of those things I feel like I will regret not using when I am older. But I am young, and that is for future me to deal with. Sorry, future me.
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Jun 29, 2012 3:20 AM GMT
MuchoMasQueMusculo saidSince you're frequently forgetting I don't think any recommendations will work unless you use a good product daily.


I remember during the day. I forget if I use the night lotion because I have to put it on right as I get into bed.
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Jun 29, 2012 3:22 AM GMT
DudeInNOVA said
MuchoMasQueMusculo saidSince you're frequently forgetting I don't think any recommendations will work unless you use a good product daily.


I remember during the day. I forget if I use the night lotion because I have to put it on right as I get into bed.
Keep a bottle right next to your computer. Make it that last thing you do before you step away from it to sleep.
Cash Posts: 12018
Jun 29, 2012 3:23 AM GMT
DudeInNOVA said
MuchoMasQueMusculo saidSince you're frequently forgetting I don't think any recommendations will work unless you use a good product daily.


I remember during the day. I forget if I use the night lotion because I have to put it on right as I get into bed.


Do you seriously expect anyone on here to actually believe you don't lubricate yer hands as you get into bed at night???

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Jun 29, 2012 3:23 AM GMT
JR_RJ saidKeep a bottle right next to your computer. Make it that last thing you do before you step away from it to sleep.


I can't. I have to put it on after I turn out the light. Otherwise, my hands are too greasy to turn the light switch.
k3l3k0 Posts: 2692
Jun 29, 2012 3:25 AM GMT
okay do what I do - keep it next to your bed beside your alarm clock. Pretty hard to forget when you get into bed and look at it. If you try the Body Shop Hemp hand lotion then put those gloves on (I know it sounds like a lot of work lol) but the next day your hands will look brand spankin new
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Jun 29, 2012 3:26 AM GMT
I do keep it by my bed. It's right next to my lamp that I turn off, and right next to where I plug my phone in to recharge. I still manage to forget it. I'm that bad.
k3l3k0 Posts: 2692
Jun 29, 2012 3:27 AM GMT
well then there's no hope for you
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Jun 29, 2012 3:29 AM GMT
k3l3k0 saidwell then there's no hope for you


Tell me something I don't know!
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Jun 29, 2012 3:30 AM GMT
DudeInNOVA said
JR_RJ saidKeep a bottle right next to your computer. Make it that last thing you do before you step away from it to sleep.


I can't. I have to put it on after I turn out the light. Otherwise, my hands are too greasy to turn the light switch.



Just put it next to your bed and use it as your jerk off lube. Kill two birds with one stone.
Cash Posts: 12018
Jun 29, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
DudeInNOVA said
JR_RJ saidKeep a bottle right next to your computer. Make it that last thing you do before you step away from it to sleep.


I can't. I have to put it on after I turn out the light. Otherwise, my hands are too greasy to turn the light switch.


tee-heee...DIN has "Princess Fingers"!!!!!

NakedBudd Posts: 1068
Jun 29, 2012 3:34 AM GMT
Coach_Mike saidVaseline works for me.

Thank for a voice of reason. Finally someone with some sense in his head.
HndsmKansan Posts: 14678
Jun 29, 2012 3:34 AM GMT
With my dry hands, I use Eucherin, pretty awesome.... it does help.

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Jun 29, 2012 3:41 AM GMT
DudeInNOVA said
JR_RJ saidKeep a bottle right next to your computer. Make it that last thing you do before you step away from it to sleep.


I can't. I have to put it on after I turn out the light. Otherwise, my hands are too greasy to turn the light switch.
You need The Clapper! Think you can find it any truck stop along the highway.
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Jun 29, 2012 3:42 AM GMT
Iceblink said
DudeInNOVA said
JR_RJ saidKeep a bottle right next to your computer. Make it that last thing you do before you step away from it to sleep.


I can't. I have to put it on after I turn out the light. Otherwise, my hands are too greasy to turn the light switch.



Just put it next to your bed and use it as your jerk off lube. Kill two birds with one stone.
Cut to the point. Think DiN needs an auto lotion dispenser on his night stand, and maybe an XBox Kinect for voice controlled entertainment.
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Jun 29, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
Everyone else but me in this thread is fucking stupid.

I have the absolute best suggestion for hand lotion.

Mine.

You can thank me after you wipe it off.

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Jun 29, 2012 4:19 AM GMT
jackblack is great.

If you hands are dry you might want to try a lotion with glycerin in it.

But the BEST THING you can do is just buy a little salt scrub for them.

The best product I have ever used on my hands was a hand product from carols daughter. It was an amazing experience.
Cash Posts: 12018
Jun 29, 2012 4:49 AM GMT
paulflexes saidEveryone else but me in this thread is fucking stupid.

I have the absolute best suggestion for hand lotion.

Mine.

You can thank me after you wipe it off.



Oh sure -- it works well, but who can afford it?!??!?!?!
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Jun 29, 2012 4:55 AM GMT
Although my solution is a little uncomfortable, you only have to do it once for it to totally make your skin like a babies. Before bedtime, coat your hands or feet in Vaseline. Rub it in thoroughly. Then apply another coat and slip on a pair of socks over your hands or feet. When you wake up the next morning you'll be shocked at how great your skin feels!
MisterT Posts: 1237
Jun 29, 2012 4:56 AM GMT
Just do what curley does in "of mice and men", fill glove with vaseline, then you'll have really soft hands, and the glove will keep the vaseline from your keyboard
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