Should a father by a Fleshlight for his 15 year old son?

  • FRE0

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    Jun 28, 2012 11:42 PM GMT
    Someone was asked by a father whether he should buy his 15 year old son a Fleshlight. Here is the link:

    http://www.youtube.com/dickztoyz1

    What do you think about the advice offered?
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    Jun 28, 2012 11:47 PM GMT
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    Jun 29, 2012 1:06 AM GMT
    As long as he doesn't give a show-and-tell demonstration on how to use it.
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    Jun 29, 2012 1:27 AM GMT
    If he doesn't knock up 2 chicks before graduation, why not?
  • Timbales

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    Jun 29, 2012 1:31 AM GMT
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    Damn Shaniqua!
  • Bunjamon

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    Jun 29, 2012 2:26 AM GMT
    15 year olds are going to masturbate. A lot. I don't see anything wrong with buying your child something that makes masturbation more enjoyable. I think it's also healthy to encourage your child to be comfortable with his (or her) sexuality, because there's nothing shameful about it and the culture of shame surrounding masturbation is misplaced and leotarded.
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    Jun 29, 2012 2:29 AM GMT
    Bullwinklemoos saidIf he doesn't knock up 2 chicks before graduation, why not?
    My nephew would argue that point. He's a product of my brother's band bus entertainment.
    And I'm glad my brother knocked up that chick, because my nephew is fucking awesome. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 29, 2012 4:10 AM GMT
    Absolutely! First, no girl gets knocked up. Second, he doesn't catch any dreadful disease. Third, it tells him masturbation is normal. Fourth, it provides him with resistance to the sleep around to prove your manhood. Fifth, it gives boasting rights, "I've got the coolest dad."
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    Jun 29, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
    Didn't watch.

    Buying one for his son is better than having them share one.
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    Jun 29, 2012 4:15 AM GMT
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  • creature

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    Jun 29, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    How does a sex toy stop someone from becoming sexually active, especially when the option of using your hand already exists?

    Given the man's concern, I'd just buy my son condoms.
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    Jun 29, 2012 4:40 AM GMT
    In theory I think it makes really logical sense to broach the topics of sexuality and masturbation with an open an accepting mind.

    In practice I just can't get over the image of the dad handing sonny a fleshlight all "have at it son, pound the shit out of it" "thanks dad! brb!", then having the son run upstairs and lock his door and the dad fully knowing what he was doing up there at that very moment, then the mom coming into the room all "Hun can you tell Jeremy to come downstairs, he needs to empty the dishwasher" "Not right now Alice, our boy is fucking his new fleshlight, wait a couple minutes till he ejaculates" "Oh alright..but I already told him twice today to empty that dishwasher..."

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    Jun 29, 2012 4:48 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidIn theory I think it makes really logical sense to broach the topics of sexuality and masturbation with an open an accepting mind.

    In practice I just can't get over the image of the dad handing sonny a fleshlight all "have at it son, pound the shit out of it" "thanks dad! brb!", then having the son run upstairs and lock his door and the dad fully knowing what he was doing up there at that very moment, then the mom coming into the room all "Hun can you tell Jeremy to come downstairs, he needs to empty the dishwasher" "Not right now Alice, our boy is fucking his new fleshlight, wait a couple minutes till he ejaculates" "Oh alright..but I already told him twice today to empty that dishwasher..."

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    Then the dad is all like...."Now, jugs, what did I tell you about this asparagus being undercooked? I dayum told you about 5 times today to don't under cook the dayum asparagus! Dumb bitch. There's a goddamn clock on the stove, why don't you use it?"

    At that point little Timmy would come downstairs with a grin on his face and a boner recovering from the beating it just got. But as he turns the corner, he sees him mom in tears in the kitchen getting a verbal tongue lashing from his dad. He doesn't like this. He runs back upstairs with the flesh jack. The Jack, as he calls it, will be his new best friends when daddy is in one of his "moods"....
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    Jun 29, 2012 5:05 AM GMT
    The advice in the You Tube recording is sound, healthy, and socially responsible.
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    Jun 29, 2012 6:42 AM GMT
    Would you buy your 15 year old daughter a dildo? (serious question is srs) lol
  • whytehot

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    Jun 29, 2012 6:55 AM GMT
    ^^hymens aren't exactly replaceable at the dollar store
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    Jun 29, 2012 6:57 AM GMT
    YeahhBrah saidWould you buy your 15 year old daughter a dildo? (serious question is srs) lol


    If it keeps her disease and preggers free, then "yes".

    Girls have needs too.
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    Jun 29, 2012 10:44 AM GMT
    venue35 saidI want one. A fleshlight I mean not a dildo


    why not both?
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    Jun 29, 2012 1:32 PM GMT
    this thread is worthless without pictures! icon_twisted.gif


    too soon?? (where my angel smilie)
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jun 29, 2012 2:55 PM GMT
    Having the appropriate "Sex Talk" with the son is one thing, buying him a sex toy is quite another. I just think it's crossing a line. Giving a kid the facts doesn't have to include providing the tools. icon_eek.gif
  • Import

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    Jun 29, 2012 2:59 PM GMT
    I just feel like one's dad shouldn't be involved in ur masturbation life. .

    like, ew.
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    Jun 29, 2012 5:07 PM GMT
    Bunjamon said15 year olds are going to masturbate. A lot. I don't see anything wrong with buying your child something that makes masturbation more enjoyable. I think it's also healthy to encourage your child to be comfortable with his (or her) sexuality, because there's nothing shameful about it and the culture of shame surrounding masturbation is misplaced and leotarded.


    You gave the perfect answer .
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    Jun 29, 2012 9:25 PM GMT
    Bunjamon said15 year olds are going to masturbate. A lot. I don't see anything wrong with buying your child something that makes masturbation more enjoyable. I think it's also healthy to encourage your child to be comfortable with his (or her) sexuality, because there's nothing shameful about it and the culture of shame surrounding masturbation is misplaced and leotarded.


    leotarded?
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    Jun 29, 2012 11:08 PM GMT
    uhhm....icon_eek.gif!
  • araphael

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    Jun 30, 2012 5:57 AM GMT
    No he shouldn't. This dad has some other issues going on that he would go in to sexuality at that intimate level with a 15 year old. 18 year old son I could possibly see it, but 15? No, and the mother needs to ask some questions about this.