Ariodante saidIn theory I think it makes really logical sense to broach the topics of sexuality and masturbation with an open an accepting mind.
In practice I just can't get over the image of the dad handing sonny a fleshlight all "have at it son, pound the shit out of it" "thanks dad! brb!", then having the son run upstairs and lock his door and the dad fully knowing what he was doing up there at that very moment, then the mom coming into the room all "Hun can you tell Jeremy to come downstairs, he needs to empty the dishwasher" "Not right now Alice, our boy is fucking his new fleshlight, wait a couple minutes till he ejaculates" "Oh alright..but I already told him twice today to empty that dishwasher..."
Then the dad is all like...."Now, jugs, what did I tell you about this asparagus being undercooked? I dayum told you about 5 times today to don't under cook the dayum asparagus! Dumb bitch. There's a goddamn clock on the stove, why don't you use it?"
At that point little Timmy would come downstairs with a grin on his face and a boner recovering from the beating it just got. But as he turns the corner, he sees him mom in tears in the kitchen getting a verbal tongue lashing from his dad. He doesn't like this. He runs back upstairs with the flesh jack. The Jack, as he calls it, will be his new best friends when daddy is in one of his "moods"....