How "profane" are you?

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    Jun 30, 2012 7:23 PM GMT
    How much do you toss out the Fuck bomb..shit bomb.. cunt bomb....expletives?


    Last night i was at dinner with strangers and it was clear i was at times very offensive with my type of humor (which can be at times raw and gutter) that perhaps i curse a bit too much. But i've always liked "straight to the gut"/ cowboy talk.. i just think i do it with a bit of cerebralness.


    how profane are you?
  • Just_Tim

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    Jun 30, 2012 7:30 PM GMT
    Not freakin much... I can't pull off too much profanity before looking like I'm trying too hard... It's a problem... I have no problem with other people's filthy mouths though...
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    Jun 30, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    In my head, I'm very profane. Verbally, I'm much more reserved. I don't really care about it, but people who use too much profanity tend to seem stupid because they can express themselves without using those words all the time.
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    Jun 30, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    Profanity does not bother me at all, but because others take offense I am not going to use words like "fuck" or "cunt" when I am someplace like a restaurant or theater. I will hold back even more if there are families with children in the general area.
  • Musicman91

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    Jun 30, 2012 7:33 PM GMT
    I'm not profane unless I lose my temper, which really never happens. But when I do freak out I could make a truck driver look like a girl scout.
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    Jun 30, 2012 7:34 PM GMT

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    Jun 30, 2012 7:37 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
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    Very.

    No No Scruff.. he said Profane,, no Pro-Flame!



    What do I do with all this Propane now? I've just got to get this Dyslexia checked! icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 30, 2012 7:41 PM GMT
    We're not pro-fane.

    Strictly non denominational, thanks.

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  • Just_Tim

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    Jun 30, 2012 8:05 PM GMT
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    What do I do with all this Propane now? I've just got to get this Dyslexia checked! icon_eek.gif


    Throw a life jacket on it and put it on your boat... The sea doesn't care if you can read or not...
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    Jun 30, 2012 8:09 PM GMT
    It varies day by day.

    Sometimes I swear like a sailor on leave, sometimes I am a proper gentleman.
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    Jun 30, 2012 8:48 PM GMT
    Just_Tim said
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    What do I do with all this Propane now? I've just got to get this Dyslexia checked! icon_eek.gif


    Throw a life jacket on it and put it on your boat... The sea doesn't care if you can read or not...


    Profane, muthafuckah... profane.

    One night at a bar i was trying to teach a white guy from Idaho with his daddy how to really say Motherfucker... Jackie Brown style.Samuel Jackson Style.. with flash.. it last 5 minutes...


    mmmuhhhh-thhha-fuk-kah

    put some bite in it like you are in your favorite blaxploitation flick... grit your teeth at half staff and say it like you mean it.

    "You iz a dumb muthafucka. Get to stepping."

    instant street cred!! hooray!

    you'll come off cool n' shit.
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    Jun 30, 2012 8:52 PM GMT
    Just_Tim saidNot freakin much... I can't pull off too much profanity before looking like I'm trying too hard... It's a problem... I have no problem with other people's filthy mouths though...


    I love it when guys substitute "Fucking" with "Freakin" or "effing"... it's so...quaint.

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    i just want to defoul them.
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    Jun 30, 2012 9:05 PM GMT
    "How "profane" are you?"

    Hardly the fuck at all. I can tone it down when I absolutely have to, however.

    The first half of growing up I never used a bad word in the house. Then mom married a construction guy who cursed like, well, like a construction guy. So the rules became a little more lenient in the language department.

    I only ever heard mom say fuck once. At me, when I was being a douche during adolescence.

    It was so fucking funny because she'd never said the word before. And she didn't know how to say it. She needed so badly to express her anger at me but it came out something like fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuchckkchcchkkkchchkkk. lolol. I'm pretty sure I was supposed to feel terrible and I went off to my room in appropriate silence but inside I couldn't stop laughing and I haven't stopped. She was just too cute.

    I don't know why the fuck she thought she was bisexual. She would have made for a terrible lesbian.
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    Jun 30, 2012 9:08 PM GMT
    Only shitty cunts use fucking profanity. I'm way the fuck above that shit.
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    Jun 30, 2012 9:20 PM GMT
    Not much. I even limit my expressions of surprise to "Oh my!" and "Jeepers!". Yes, very old-fashioned but I do not feel comfortable disrespecting any name with which my Higher Power is associated. I actually am disappointed when I hear "GD" bantered around.

    However, I can also be quite profane given the right circumstance and medium. Profanity is in the ears and the eyes of the beholder.

    I can put on quite the show...one which depending upon the reaction I wish to invoke could cause DeSade to blush, to get hard, to vomit with disgust, or to become downright outraged.

    I'm usually very timid and demure, though. Ask any who have met me in person.
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    Jun 30, 2012 10:01 PM GMT
    Very, although I do keep it in check around kids icon_smile.gif
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    Jun 30, 2012 10:28 PM GMT
    I'm not that bad myself and it doesn't bother me at all if other people are profane. But, I'm always respectful in circumstances where it just shouldn't be used at all and just don't say any of it. However, when I'm playing sports I can get pretty competitive and if I get mad at myself they come right out...

    ...and not exactly with my "inside voice" either lol
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    Jun 30, 2012 11:27 PM GMT
    I have absolutely no problem with profanity. That being said, I just don't curse IRL...it just...doesn't happen. I throw some fucks around on RJ posts but that's about it.
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    Jun 30, 2012 11:39 PM GMT
    I sell profane and profane accessories.

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    I'll tell ya what.


    I rarely swear, but will engage in blue conversation on a case by case basis. Typically it's a 'know your audience approach' to conversation and etiquette.
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    Jun 30, 2012 11:39 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidOnly shitty cunts use fucking profanity. I'm way the fuck above that shit.



    ^ ... Hahahah


    I don't curse really ever. I tend to make up my own phrases or use something that everyone knows.

    "oooooooh Snap! Crackle! & Pop!"

    "Holy crap on a cracker Batman"

    etc...

    I am guilty of swearing when i play a sport. I'm very competitive.icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 30, 2012 11:45 PM GMT
    yes. i try to hold myself back so i wont offend anyone but i see nor have a problem with using profanity.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 30, 2012 11:50 PM GMT
    Very, very rarely. Even when I'm upset I use minimal profanity.
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    Jul 01, 2012 12:16 AM GMT
    Rarely will I drop the fuck bomb. Recently I was driving a work client to lunch and I bottomed out on my car and let out a loud "FUCK!!!" I apologized and he was like "it's all cool, totally understandable". Luckily he's really laid-back and didn't find it unprofessional.
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    Jul 01, 2012 12:19 AM GMT
    When Im drinking or with friends... I turn into a sailor that I once was in the Caribbean..
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    Jul 01, 2012 1:01 AM GMT
    I watch what I say online because I don't want it to come back to haunt me later. In person and in front of my close friends and coworkers, I have a truly mouth. I mean very very filthy. All the "bad" words imaginable.