I got caught spying on str8 roomate! FUCK ME

  • ROCKperformer

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    Jul 03, 2012 11:45 AM GMT
    SOOO I just got caught peeking through a shared vent between my roomate's and I's bedrooms. He had just gotten out of the shower and I figured id take a peek. Next thing I know his face is right on the other side of that vent and he calls my name (clearly he can see me). I freak out and immediatly get up from a crouched position and he says something stupid like "Hey buddy I can see into your room". I reply with something equally stupid like "Oh really?!".

    FML

    What do I do??? How can I come out of this without looking like a complete goofball. He knows im gay btw.
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    Jul 03, 2012 12:40 PM GMT
    Are you like auditioning to write gay erotica or something?

    Consider another career path.
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    Jul 03, 2012 12:45 PM GMT
    And then he came in and bottomed for you?
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    Jul 03, 2012 12:50 PM GMT
    Where is the vent? Down near the floor? Why was he down there looking? Could he see that vent was darkened cuz your face was down there? Can you hear each other thru the vent?

    WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU SPYING IN THE FIRST PLACE??? Have you no integrity?

    Goofball isn't the word for a peeker! You're a sick mofo. Seek professional help before you go violently perv.
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    Jul 03, 2012 12:52 PM GMT
    fuck you for doing that omg icon_neutral.gif
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    Jul 03, 2012 12:52 PM GMT
    The OP's other threads:

    So I've been crushing on this straight friend for a while now and last night was his bday. We all got drunk and celebrated and I crashed on his couch.

    He invited his fuck buddy later that night so I knew he was probly going to be getting some ass. The thought of hearing him having sex kinda turned me on at first. But when it actually happened (the couch was on the same floor as his bedroom, which he left the door open) I got this really bad feeling in my gut. It wasnt a turn on at all, I just got really depressed and I had to leave.

    Whats going on with me? Why wasn't I turned on?


    Ok so, I've been obsessing over this straight guy at school. He's a total flirt and loves to tease me which drives me nuts.
    Anyways, soo sometime last week I found his profile on a dating website. I kinda shruged it off at first and didint think much about it.
    Last night we were supposed to go out and get drinks together and he ditched me saying something like "I dont feel well" or whatever. I felt like he was lying to me so just out of curiosity I decided to check his online profile to see if he was active. Apparently this particular website doesn't allow you to see profile details unless you meet a certain criteria and have a profile yourself. so I made one, I made a fake girl profile (stupid).
    I msged him on there (with my girl profile) and he insta replied. At this point I shoulda walked away, but it was late in the night and I was kinda drunk/horny so I continued the convo. BTW this guy is hot, and has a really cocky/hot personality which is a total turn on for me, but were friends.
    One thing led to another and he ended up caming for me, stripping, jerking and cumming (all his idea). It was really hot.

    Now I have this awful feeling of regret and guilt. Im so stupid, I dont think i can look at him the same way.

    How can i get rid of this feeling?
    Has anyone else done something like this? (private msg me if you want)

    Thanks
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    Jul 03, 2012 12:55 PM GMT
    Oh these sound like fantasies. This guy needs professional help.
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    Jul 03, 2012 12:55 PM GMT
    haha
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    Jul 03, 2012 12:57 PM GMT
    ROCKperformer saidbetween my roomate's and I's bedrooms.


    What is happening to the American education system? Lord, have mercy. ESL students in Japan know better than this. It's embarrassing.

  • Jul 03, 2012 1:37 PM GMT
    If he looks like YEAHHBRAH I dont blame you! and whats your address
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:00 PM GMT
    You give gays a bad name (pervert)!
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:02 PM GMT
    YeahhBrah saidAnd then he came in and bottomed for you?


    Please. the OP is clearly a bottom.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 03, 2012 2:04 PM GMT
    I'd convey to him that you have no intention of ever doing something like that again.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jul 03, 2012 2:07 PM GMT
    ROCKperformer saidSOOO I just got caught peeking through a shared vent between my roomate's and I's bedrooms. He had just gotten out of the shower and I figured id take a peek. Next thing I know his face is right on the other side of that vent and he calls my name (clearly he can see me). I freak out and immediatly get up from a crouched position and he says something stupid like "Hey buddy I can see into your room". I reply with something equally stupid like "Oh really?!".

    FML

    What do I do??? How can I come out of this without looking like a complete goofball. He knows im gay btw.



    Maybe consider changing your screen name to "OFFyourROCKERperformer"? icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:09 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidI'd convey to him that you have no intention of ever doing something like that again.



    READ THE WHOLE THREAD - THIS DID NOT HAPPEN.
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:12 PM GMT
    what next? a story about bending over in the shower? some varsity hazing ritual for rookies? towel boy earns his keep in the locker room? your posts sound like badly written porn scenarios.
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:14 PM GMT
    To the OP:

    Creating sexual fantasies are harmless. In fact, they can be emotionally healthy and are a big part of developing your sexual identity. However, stating these fantasies as fact is like the 5 year old who insists on reserving a place at the dinner table for his imaginary friend. To put it delicately.....you need to grow up. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:21 PM GMT
    Is this dude for real?


    You're lucky u didnt get punched in the fuckin mouth.
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:24 PM GMT
    ROCKperformer saidSOOO I just got caught peeking through a shared vent between my roomate's and I's bedrooms. He had just gotten out of the shower and I figured id take a peek. Next thing I know his face is right on the other side of that vent and he calls my name (clearly he can see me). I freak out and immediatly get up from a crouched position and he says something stupid like "Hey buddy I can see into your room". I reply with something equally stupid like "Oh really?!".

    FML

    What do I do??? How can I come out of this without looking like a complete goofball. He knows im gay btw.


    Either you're full of shit or a weapons grade retard. I'm going to split the difference and assume both.
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:26 PM GMT

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    Is this dude for real?


    You're lucky u didnt get punched in the fuckin mouth.


    That's what I would've done if I caught someone doing that to me. That is so wrong. Unless, If I liked the guy who was peeking.
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:27 PM GMT
    Sometimes I wish the government would let us handle our own...sorta like the Romans let the Jews deal with Jesus.
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:42 PM GMT
    You schould become a writer and share your fiction and fantasies there, not on a forum...
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:43 PM GMT
    Cornfedbronco said

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    Is this dude for real?


    You're lucky u didnt get punched in the fuckin mouth.


    That's what I would've done if I caught someone doing that to me. That is so wrong. Unless, If I liked the guy who was peeking.

    Hahahaha!
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:44 PM GMT
    dragers saidYou schould become a writer and share your fiction and fantasies there, not on a forum...

    And maybe get paid for them.
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    Jul 03, 2012 2:49 PM GMT
    These stories would be much better if they were somewhat believable. You could have at least made a better profile to go along with it.