And Bacon Hits a New Low [For you Bacon Lovers]

  • kuroshiro

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    Jul 05, 2012 4:20 PM GMT
    Yes, yet another thread, but this is just downright vile:

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    And for those interested: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html
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    Jul 05, 2012 5:15 PM GMT
    Not a product for me. I like my bacon thick and crispy. Oh, I'll eat less than crispy bacon, but prefer it no smaller than "bits".

    Bacon paste with a 12 year shelf life does not appear to be bacon anymore. Kind of like Velveeta, I'm not sure if it is cheese anymore.
  • kew1

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    Jul 05, 2012 5:21 PM GMT
    At least you didn't list this in the food forum
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    Jul 05, 2012 5:24 PM GMT
    That's not bacon. That's bloody poop. And I don't mean that in the British slang sort of way.
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    Jul 05, 2012 6:37 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidThat's not bacon. That's bloody poop. And I don't mean that in the British slang sort of way.
    The fact that you know this well enough to identify it makes me has a sad for you.
  • kuroshiro

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    Jul 05, 2012 6:40 PM GMT
    It's an April Fools joke anyways icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 05, 2012 8:06 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    paulflexes saidThat's not bacon. That's bloody poop. And I don't mean that in the British slang sort of way.
    The fact that you know this well enough to identify it makes me has a sad for you.
    Try living on a cattle farm for 30 years. You'll know exactly what it looks like. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 05, 2012 8:20 PM GMT
    I don't believe your cattle smokescreen. PaulFlexesHisBleedingAnus!
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    Jul 05, 2012 8:27 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch saidI don't believe your cattle smokescreen. PaulFlexesHisBleedingAnus!
    My anus does not have PMS!
  • Webster666

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    Jul 05, 2012 10:35 PM GMT
    EIGHT DOLLARS for a container of "Squeeze Bacon ?!?!?!"