Yay, a surprise in the gym shower.

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    Jul 05, 2012 9:49 PM GMT
    True confession time:

    This was totally a troll thread. One that backfired a bit, but still generated some LULZ nonetheless.

    There was no guy in the shower - totally made the shit up to see how it would play out as people replied.

    Thanks for playing!!

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    Jul 05, 2012 9:57 PM GMT
    Well, thank God you weren't a straight employee charged with keeping the mold and fungus under control.

    Gross.
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    Jul 05, 2012 9:59 PM GMT
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    Jul 05, 2012 10:02 PM GMT
    poor guy must be really lonely, gross, but lonely
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    Jul 05, 2012 10:04 PM GMT
    RobertF64 saidWell, thank God you weren't a straight employee charged with keeping the mold and fungus under control.

    Gross.


    Yeah, because God would never allow a straight person to see something so... gay. Mold and fungus are okay though ;)
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    Jul 05, 2012 10:47 PM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said87838d1334008562-lake-harding-this_threa


    Quite true, although snapping a pic of the creep would have made me a far worse creeper, lol.

    And fwiw, for a gang shower, it's kept up rather well. I've been to some real doozies as far as gyms go for lack of bathroom maintenance - there was a NYSC (New York Sports Club) in mid-town (forgot where exactly) that could have doubled as a shiitake and lichen farm.
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    Jul 05, 2012 10:51 PM GMT
    using the word "gang" isn't helping to take my mind out of the gutter.icon_confused.gif
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    Jul 05, 2012 11:13 PM GMT
    EWW! #YCYL! This kind of shit is why #YCYL is necessary!
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    Jul 05, 2012 11:30 PM GMT
    Why assume his guy was gay or looking for anything? He was alone, probably thought he had time. I'm not condoning it, I'm just saying he may not have been gay.
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    Jul 06, 2012 1:03 AM GMT
    AlphaTrigger said

    But turning the corner into the gang shower room to find some semi-fit 45+ year old guy furiously yanking his (noticeably large, engorged John Henry)...?

    HORRORS!

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    You poor thing! Are you all right?

    I'm surprized you weren't struck blind on the spot. Such a traumatic experience. I can see why you rushed to get on RJ to tell us all about it. You couldn't wait to tell us your titillating little story. Ooooo, you'll never guess what I saw in the showers today! Ooooo

    The guy was hoping to rub off a quickly when there was nobody around and quit when you appeared.

    Get over it and stop tattling like a little girl.



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    Jul 06, 2012 1:30 AM GMT
    I've totally been going to the wrong gyms. The most exciting thing I've ever seen in a locker room are free towels.
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    Jul 06, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    Caslon19000 said
    AlphaTrigger said{original post}

    HORRORS!

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    You poor thing! Are you all right?

    I'm surprized you weren't struck blind on the spot. Such a traumatic experience. I can see why you rushed to get on RJ to tell us all about it. You couldn't wait to tell us your titillating little story. {blah blah blah}

    The guy was hoping to rub off a quickly when there was nobody around and quit when you appeared.


    No excuse for the losing behaviour in a public shower. And actually, this was several hours before I posted. I'm short on wireless data and didn't think to post until I got to a wifi node.

    So there, neener-neener.

    FWIW, I've seen some rather nasty piggy stuff in my short almost 40 years.

    Point is, choking yer chicken in a public gym locker room - while not the most vile or shocking act - is still fucking gross.

    Not everyone wants to step in someone's spooge.
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    Jul 06, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
    Timbales saidWhy assume his guy was gay or looking for anything? He was alone, probably thought he had time. I'm not condoning it, I'm just saying he may not have been gay.


    Never said he was gay. In fact he was very likely straight as is the overwhelming population of this particular gym are Army soldiers.

    And I'll even buy the excuse that he thought he had time: that gym has very low traffic during the 10am-12pm window.

    Still, he should have waited to get home or even in the privacy of a toilet stall to slap the gopher around.
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    Jul 06, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    No crazy story, no pics. Someone needs to salvage the thread!
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    Jul 06, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidI've totally been going to the wrong gyms. The most exciting thing I've ever seen in a locker room are free towels.


    free towels what the hell

    the other day i had to use an old pair of nylon blend gym shorts as a towel icon_sad.gif
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    Jul 06, 2012 2:57 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said87838d1334008562-lake-harding-this_threa


    +1 for the Memento reference.
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    Jul 06, 2012 2:58 AM GMT
    homastj said
    eagermuscle saidI've totally been going to the wrong gyms. The most exciting thing I've ever seen in a locker room are free towels.


    free towels what the hell

    the other day i had to use an old pair of nylon blend gym shorts as a towel icon_sad.gif


    Hopefully yours, and not someone else's.





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    Jul 06, 2012 2:59 AM GMT
    homastj said
    eagermuscle saidI've totally been going to the wrong gyms. The most exciting thing I've ever seen in a locker room are free towels.


    free towels what the hell

    the other day i had to use an old pair of nylon blend gym shorts as a towel icon_sad.gif


    Me, too! AND there was NO HOT WATER!!!icon_evil.gif
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    Jul 06, 2012 3:05 AM GMT
    Ummm... gotta say: this sounds a bit prissy. C'mon - it's not like you witnessed a gang rape of an innocent unconscious guy. How many people were being murdered during this time? I suggest you shower with VERY dark sunglasses from now on.

    Not even a sketch?! Waaaaahhhh...
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    Jul 06, 2012 3:06 AM GMT
    MuchoMasQueMusculo saidHow big was his noodle approximately? icon_question.gificon_question.gif

    Was it bigger than mine? icon_idea.gificon_question.gificon_question.gif


    NO ONE'S NOODLE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Jul 06, 2012 3:08 AM GMT
    Firebrand saidEWW! #YCYL! This kind of shit is why #YCYL is necessary!


    YUSSSSS!!! it makes me weak in the knees when you type that...
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    Jul 06, 2012 3:12 AM GMT
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    Jul 06, 2012 3:15 AM GMT
    i too used to write fan fiction, but i was in high school when i did so...
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    Jul 06, 2012 3:15 AM GMT
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    HAHAHAHA oh my god that made my night. My friends and I used to do things like this when we would tell each other gross stories we'd heard.