RJ's NEXT TOP MODEL EPISODE ONE

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    Background


    After running twenty cycles of America’s Next Top Model, Tyra Banks was bored out of her fucking mind. So she wanted something new. One day she was browsing the internet, she stumbled upon a site called RealJock. To her surprise, the site was exactly what she needed to revamp her show- hot bitchy sexy gay men who love attention, fame and being told that they are hot.
    So she called her lawyers and soon enough the auditions started. Hundreds of RJ’ers applier but only nine were selected. This is the story of these nine men as they fight each other and the elements of fierceness to be crowned RealJock’s Next Top Model.



    Meet the Cast

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    Jul 07, 2012 3:57 AM GMT
    The Models Arrive

    A black limo is shown where the nine cast members are seated. They are Disasterpiece, Edward, Larkin, 7amark, Squintz, Ma3000, Sage, FootballHawk, and Josh1992.Everyone looks in good spirit. Suddenly Tyra pops on the monitor and everyone loses their shit

    Tyra Banks:
    Dear RealJockers, congratulations on being selected. Use this time to get to know each other and kick back because soon the competition will start!

    Sage grabs the bottle of champagne and pops it open and calls for toast. All the other guys follow. However some members in the car don’t look like they are ready to party
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    7amark [Confessional]: The whole thing in the limo was like super awkward. I am not really much of a partier and just like to relax at home. Some of these guys seem too wild for me.

    The men in the car were already forming cliques, and Larkin and Disasterpiece seemed to have hit it off from the get go!

    Disasterpiece [Confessional]: The moment I got into the limo, I saw Larkin and ofcourse he is hot. And then I started talking to him and we have a lot in common. Ofcourse I am here to win but I cannot say no to some hot action on the side.. *slut face*


    Sage seemed like the life of the party handing out drinks and enjoying with whateveryo, Josh, Edward and Squintz. Before handing Josh a drink he asked him for ID which got a collective laugh from the group. FootballHawk looked at the shenanigans from the sidelined and did not seem interested in the fun.

    FootballHawk [Confessional]: I describe my self as a very serious person, you know just cool, calm, vand collective. I did not come here to party or make friend but to win. That is my number one goal and I will make sure it happens.

    Another member who was clearly isolated was Ma3000, who looked disgusted at the group that were being loud and socializing.

    Ma3000 [Confessional]: Ya know, a lot of the people here are just a little too hood, too ghetto you know. But I am not worried because no one here is a GBG meaning Gorgeous Brown Guy except for me. I am just perfect in every way imaginable and aint no one stopping my sunshine.

    The limo then arrives the location of their first photoshoot house and the guys run out of the car into to the studio to strut their stuff.
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    Jul 07, 2012 3:59 AM GMT
    This show and cast suck!
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    Jul 07, 2012 4:00 AM GMT
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    Jul 07, 2012 4:00 AM GMT
    Tyra, darling, the HBIC has arrived.

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    Jul 07, 2012 4:00 AM GMT
    something deffo creepy and borderline stalkerish about the OP and the way she posted this thread... lol
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    Jul 07, 2012 4:01 AM GMT
    Hands down Edward deserves to win. She has fought long and hard to get out of the ghetto and show the fashion industry that a full figured black woman has what it takes to rule the catwalks of Milan and Paris. There is no contest with the other hambeasts.....
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    Jul 07, 2012 4:02 AM GMT
    Hillie saidThis show and cast suck!


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    Jul 07, 2012 4:06 AM GMT
    OP saidhot bitchy sexy gay men who love attention, fame and being told that they are hot.


    At least three out of the nine are definitely not attention/fame whores.

    Of course, very rarely is it that one finds a guy who doesn't like being told that he's hot. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 07, 2012 4:12 AM GMT
    Are we in commercial? Where's the next part? I want to watch Edward Larkin and Josh's confessionals
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    Jul 07, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
    TyraBanks said....

    Sage grabs the bottle of champagne and pops it open and calls for toast. All the other guys follow. However some members in the car don’t look like they are ready to party
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    I'm soooooooo damn ready to claw my way to your heart and become RJ's All Star Next Top Model.

    I'm not here to make friends. I'm a beautiful bi-racial butterfly.

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    Jul 07, 2012 4:23 AM GMT
    LOLLLLLLLLLLL
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    Jul 07, 2012 4:28 AM GMT
    I don't think like this cast, except diva supreme Edward....
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    Jul 07, 2012 4:36 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidI don't think like this cast, except diva supreme Edward....
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    Although Edward certainly is my fiercest competition.

    Neither of us will sleep without knives under our pillows.
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    Jul 07, 2012 4:36 AM GMT
    *sigh*
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    Jul 07, 2012 4:39 AM GMT
    This season is getting good. Edward, hoodrat diva and former lesbian gang member, vs. Metamorh, former ice cream truck repair woman and extra on Tyler Perry's Meet The Browns.


    Who will win?!?!!? The suspense is killing me!!!!

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    Where is the international travel destination??
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    Jul 07, 2012 5:04 AM GMT
    PHOTO SHOOT

    The guys gather in the lobby of the studio as Tyra arrives.

    Tyra: Hello gentlemen, today is your first photoshoot and it is so important that you make a good impression. This photoshoot's theme is sports as each of your will be portraying a different sport. So remember to have fun but also model through!

    Josh1992 [Confessional] : When Tyra said the theme was sports, I was like super excited. That is because I love sports but I also love people and love animals and love life basically. icon_smile.gif


    The photoshoot starts and the guys go in one by one. Some excel while other struggle.

    Squintz [Confessiona]: I consider myself an Olympic level athlete so like yea I know I have this in the bag.

    Ma3000 is the last model to have their phototaken. Tyra comes to him and informs him that his sport is skydiving.

    Ma3000 [Confessional]: When Tyra told me that I am skydiving, I was like hellllllllllll noooo. The only sport this GBG be doing is sun tanning, anything else is just gross.

    After much pleading, Ma3000 still refuses to take a photo skydiving. Tyra lets him have his wish and says he will still have to go to panel. The models are then sent home to relax until judging time.
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    Jul 07, 2012 5:13 AM GMT
    BACK AT THE HOUSE

    Everyone is in the dining room, when Ma3000 makes an announcement

    Ma3000: I know everyone is hating on me for not doing the photoshoot but listen I am not jumping out of no place. My life is too precious to be playing any games, so hope yall can respect me for that, cool?

    Everyone seems kind of dumbfounded but no one speaks up just to avoid drama.

    7amark [Confessional]: I am actually really happy that Ma3000 did not do the photoshoot, it just means less competition for moi. Plus that guy is the ultimate douche so when he leaves I will be happy

    On the other side of the house, we see Larkin and Disasterpiece lying on the hammock and flirting. Larkin is talking about how he use to be overweight and how overcame that adversity to become a model. Disasterpiece just nods and agrees with beaming eyes.

    We can see Edward and FootballHawk watching from afar with a disapproving look.

    Edward [confessional]: This show is called RJ's next top model not the Bachelor. I am here to do my grown up shit not get down with these clows. Plus I already got a baby daddy back home named Jerome so no one here will get their hands on this chocolate prince.


    TYRA MAIL TYRA MAIL TYRA MAIL

    All the hamsters gather in the living room to read the Tyra Mail on the television screen.

    QUOTE AUTHOR GOES HERETyra: Tommorow is your first panel where one of you be banished from the competition.

    Spanks and Gropes,
    Tyra <3
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    Jul 07, 2012 5:31 AM GMT
    The First Judging Panel: Judges and Prizes Introduced

    Tyra: Welcome to your first judging panel, where one of you will be axed. But first let me tell you about the wonderful prizes

    First is a 100 thousand dollar contract with Trojan Condoms, and becoming the face of their national ad campaign. Next is a solo video with SeanCody.com along with prominent features on their website. The winner of RNTM will also recieve a penthouse condo in the prestigious neighbourhood of Wilton Manor Florida. And lastly, the winner of RNTP will be awarded with the MOTD title for 30 consecutive days.

    Now that I have told you about the prizes, let's meet the judges.

    To our left, we have Anduru who is one of the top fashion designer of Toronto and also a recent college grad. Next we have the mover and shaker of Wilton Manor and the author "A+List Gays", Art_Deco. Our next judge is a noted fashion photographer and the top poster on modelmayhem.com, please welcome Mr.Paulflexes. And lastly, we have out guest judge who is turlteneckjock! Now turtleneck is the designer of the new jockstrap brand called Turtles that will be out in your local Sears next fall.

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    and of course you have me, Miss fierce and love, Tyra Bankkkkzz

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    Jul 07, 2012 5:35 AM GMT
    Omg can't stop laughing... Tears....
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    Jul 07, 2012 5:39 AM GMT
    I have tears coming out this shits too funny icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jul 07, 2012 5:40 AM GMT
    I am figuring out why this show is relegated to the 1:30 am time slot and up against 1/2 commercials for NoNo Hair removers and Never Lose Suck vacuum cleaners.
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    Jul 07, 2012 5:47 AM GMT
    Jade represent!
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    Jul 07, 2012 5:50 AM GMT
    So who is the CariDee in this season. I gotta know?

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