Do You Secretly Profile The Tightness Of A Guy's Ass...By The Sound Of His Farts??

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    Jul 08, 2012 5:03 PM GMT
    So..hanging out with my crew (a while back)..One of the boys..let one rip..and the sound his sphincter made was just dreadful!...It started out with a low quiet deep rumble,....like an aproaching freight truck.. then pitched itself up high ,..loud and nitrous oxide squeeky..like a chipmunk in distress!!.icon_eek.gif.My other friend turns around..looks at him in disgust... and saids.."Maybe a penis under 12 inches next time???!!" (i was thinking the exact same thing) ..The first time i figured out my ex was cheating on me was after i heard him crack one ..This "toot" didn't sound like his others..in fact this sound was no trumpet...it was more like a Tuba!!...(and we wern't intimate for weeks)
    The question is...Do you do the same thing??..Are you guilty of flatulence profiling.???...Please Shareicon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 09, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    No. If I'm hearing a guy fart before I fuck him...turn off.

    Also, the people I hang out with don't fart in public.

    In bed, after fucking...fart all you want. It's a natural after effect.
  • Hothouse

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    Jul 09, 2012 7:01 PM GMT
    I have now, offically, heard it all.
  • Midas426

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    Jul 09, 2012 7:17 PM GMT
    Guess that doesn't work if your partner's a TOP. icon_biggrin.gif.
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    Jul 09, 2012 7:18 PM GMT
    Hothouse saidI have now, offically, heard it all.

    This icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 09, 2012 7:36 PM GMT
    i profile the tightness of a guys hole by how far i can get my face in it, and then how effectively he can milk me with it......


    i never ponder flatulence
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    Jul 09, 2012 8:17 PM GMT
    hahahah I was thinking about this yesterday. I thought "I should make a topic called how do you like your men to fart". But then scrapped the idea because people get grossed out easily.
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    Jul 09, 2012 8:36 PM GMT
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    Jul 09, 2012 8:37 PM GMT
    Hothouse saidI have now, offically, heard it all.

    Me too! icon_eek.gif

    GAMRican saidNo. If I'm hearing a guy fart before I fuck him...turn off.

    Also, the people I hang out with don't fart in public.

    In bed, after fucking...fart all you want. It's a natural after effect.

    This ^^
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    Jul 09, 2012 9:24 PM GMT
    wtf.

    like really.

    W.

    T.

    Actual.

    F.
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:17 AM GMT
    More guys do it more that they are willing to admit!!
  • nick773

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    Nov 12, 2016 10:26 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidNo. If I'm hearing a guy fart before I fuck him...turn off.

    Also, the people I hang out with don't fart in public.

    In bed, after fucking...fart all you want. It's a natural after effect.


    true lol after I was with the ex and bottom I farted a lot.
  • MuscledHorse

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    Nov 12, 2016 3:45 PM GMT
    That whole tight/ loose fart sound thing is a fable. I take huge toys and have been fisted and I can still let one rip like the tightest virgin. It's all about muscle control.