We need to GROPE more

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    Jul 10, 2012 2:14 AM GMT
    I'm just saying. It seems like such a shame that we aren't all out there groping each other every day. Everyone likes touch, and a good frisking is quite fun. And I'm not saying this just because I just had four beers and potato twisters with queso dip at Applebees.

    Think about how many RJers you'd like to feel up. You don't need a full-on mutual attraction to enjoy a good groping. Think about how wonderful it would be to break the ice. Like, I'd love to give yourname2000 and Intensity a nice rubbing, and not just because they appeared in my dreams as vaudeville stage performers. Because I think they're hot and good guys. Yo, I am so there.

    Many of us sit at home every night with a bounty of lovin' and passion just brewin' inside. Days, months, years go by without making use of it. How awful is that? They should start groping parties. You must allow groping if you attend. What's the harm in it? You make someone happy, and you might get REALLY happen. It's all good.

    Let's here it for groping. Share your thoughts. What a wonderful world it would be...
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:29 AM GMT
    What shit are you people responding to that my new thread goes 15 down the list in less than five minutes? icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:30 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidI'd love to give yourname2000 and Intensity a nice rubbing, and not just because they appeared in my dreams as vaudeville stage performers.

    Bowler hats. I'd grope that.
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:32 AM GMT
    I think a groping party is a fantastic idea...

    Plus, I'll probably be shorter than a few people there, which can help me in the long run...

    I'm in...
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:33 AM GMT
    *gropes OP*
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:34 AM GMT
    A groping party? Is that like an orgy? Or are we clothed?
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:35 AM GMT
    Just_Tim saidI think a groping party is a fantastic idea...

    Plus, I'll probably be shorter than a few people there, which can help me in the long run...

    I'm in...


    I'm looking forward to groping you.
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:36 AM GMT
    Just_Tim saidI think a groping party is a fantastic idea...

    Plus, I'll probably be shorter than a few people there, which can help me in the long run...

    I'm in...


    I'd love to cuddle you... and grope and...
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:36 AM GMT
    wrestlervicI'm looking forward to groping you.


    Ok, I lied before. NOW I'm in...
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:37 AM GMT
    I'll pass on the strangers groping me, but I could really use a back rub right now. I'm so achy.

    (And vic needs to stop posting while drunk. Or not. Maybe it's entertaining.)
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:38 AM GMT
    7Famark saidA groping party? Is that like an orgy? Or are we clothed?


    Yes, you start out clothed. Then you think, "OMG, I am sweating underneath my clothes and there's a good possibility I may end up stripping down during the groping with this person and...OH, I am so happy!"

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    Jul 10, 2012 2:38 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidI'll pass on the strangers groping me, but I could really use a back rub right now. I'm so achy.

    (And vic needs to stop posting while drunk. Or not. Maybe it's entertaining.)


    I'm not very good at them, but in the spirit of this thread and a kindler, gentler RJ...I'll give it a shot...

    ...and pay your chiropractor bill when I fuck up your back.
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:39 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidI'll pass on the strangers groping me, but I could really use a back rub right now. I'm so achy.

    (And vic needs to stop posting while drunk. Or not. Maybe it's entertaining.)


    Come on over. You're five miles away. I'll kiss you on the lips and be a gentleman.
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:40 AM GMT
    7Famark saidI'm not very good at them, but in the spirit of this thread and a kindler, gentler RJ...I'll give it a shot...

    ...and pay your chiropractor bill when I fuck up your back.


    Just make sure it's a hawt chiropractor.....
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:41 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidCome on over. You're five miles away. I'll kiss you on the lips and be a gentleman.


    Yeah, sure, then you'll sober up in the morning, take one look at me, and say "what the hell was I thinking?"
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:41 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    7Famark saidI'm not very good at them, but in the spirit of this thread and a kindler, gentler RJ...I'll give it a shot...

    ...and pay your chiropractor bill when I fuck up your back.


    Just make sure it's a hawt chiropractor.....


    I've never encountered such a specimen.

    So he can grope you?
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:42 AM GMT
    7Famark saidI've never encountered such a specimen.

    So he can grope you?


    He'd only be giving me a back rub. What kind of chiropractors do YOU see? icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:43 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    wrestlervic saidCome on over. You're five miles away. I'll kiss you on the lips and be a gentleman.


    Yeah, sure, then you'll sober up in the morning, take one look at me, and say "what the hell was I thinking?"


    I'd cuddle you all night and probably put you in some sort of tight wrestling hold.
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:45 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    7Famark saidI've never encountered such a specimen.

    So he can grope you?


    He'd only be giving me a back rub. What kind of chiropractors do YOU see? icon_eek.gif


    Thus far, one very unattractive lady that did wonders for my ACL.
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:47 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidI'd cuddle you all night and probably put you in some sort of tight wrestling hold.


    Cuddle me and putting me in a wrestling hold at the same time sounds complicated.
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:50 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    wrestlervic saidI'd cuddle you all night and probably put you in some sort of tight wrestling hold.


    Cuddle me and putting me in a wrestling hold at the same time sounds complicated.


    Not really. Basically we'd spoon, but I'd wrap my arms and legs around you so you can't break free. It's all very simple.
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    7Famark saidThus far, one very unattractive lady that did wonders for my ACL.


    Hmmm. I'm not sure I want a back rub from her.
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    7Famark saidThus far, one very unattractive lady that did wonders for my ACL.


    Hmmm. I'm not sure I want a back rub from her.


    Maybe some groping, though?
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidNot really. Basically we'd spoon, but I'd wrap my arms and legs around you so you can't break free. It's all very simple.


    What if I have to pee in the middle of the night?
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:52 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    wrestlervic saidNot really. Basically we'd spoon, but I'd wrap my arms and legs around you so you can't break free. It's all very simple.


    What if I have to pee in the middle of the night?


    You'd say you have to pee, and I'd release my hold. Then you'd pee, crawl back into bed, and we would resume.