Write A Poem About The Guy Above You!

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    Jul 10, 2012 3:50 AM GMT
    The guy bove you..Take a peek at his profile .. Then write a short poem about him..keep it short ..make it funny..MAKE IT RHYME!!..

    Very basic eg.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Anocxu should find
    Something better to do !icon_biggrin.gif

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    Jul 10, 2012 4:01 AM GMT
    There once was a man named anocxu
    who petitioned a bunch of real jocks to
    write a poem about him
    each would get in the swim
    so that each would be written 'bout anew.
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:03 AM GMT
    I wish I had two of you,
    one for my home, and one for my car,
    so wherever I go,
    there you are.

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    Jul 10, 2012 4:18 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidI wish I had two of you,
    one for my home, and one for my car,
    so wherever I go,
    there you are.

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    Wrestling with vic is fun,
    Especially feeling up his bum.
    When he wraps around you with his legs,
    For mercy you'll dare not beg.
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    Jul 10, 2012 1:26 PM GMT


    Well hello young Mr Derp,
    A Canadian who's not a twerp,
    I took a look at your profile,
    I'd like to see a pic with smile,
    Even though you look so chilled,
    I'd like to see your profile filled,
    With things you like to do that's fun,
    Swimming, cycling, do you run?
    We're both Canadian so we know,
    Fitness comes from shoveling snow!

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    -Doug
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    Jul 10, 2012 1:28 PM GMT
    Men in love,
    I'll get my glove,
    and give you both a fisting.
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    Jul 10, 2012 1:42 PM GMT
    A realjock gay nicked anduru
    posts a play of pinky hue
    to quickly sway into a queue
    whom proudly stay gay through and through.


    [Edit:] This was for Anduru, but I got beat to it a little. :/
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:05 PM GMT
    Mr Rat is one scat cat
    Cocked hat and all that

    (I suck at poetry)

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    Jul 10, 2012 2:12 PM GMT
    there once was a big easy dude
    He always was in a good mood
    He never complained
    Not ashamed
    You can tell he eats healthy food!icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:29 PM GMT
    There once was a guy with no head
    I can't remember what he just said

    I am a newb
    And sleep in the nude

    Wait that was a different thread
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    Jul 10, 2012 2:33 PM GMT
    There once was a beaux
    Who went by "HottJoe"

    He wrote in the forums
    And broke the decorum

    So someone tore him....

    ....a new asshole icon_surprised.gif
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:34 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    Scruffypup saidThere once was a beaux
    Who went by "HottJoe"

    He wrote in the forums
    And broke the decorum

    So someone tore him....

    ....a new asshole icon_surprised.gif


    I must be a masochist because I really love your poem. It gave me intense chills as I read it.

    This is the first time anyone has called me out for anything. I'm sorry I offended you. I assure you I'm no more or less flame retardant than the next guy, but you may feel free to respond to me as you please.

    I am not trying to make enemies with anyone.

    Joe



    I'm not sure if you're serious or not
    But I assure you, I didn't mean to be a snot
    My lyric was in jest
    As I only wish you the best
    It had no basis in reality
    Anymore than a sitcom on late night TV
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:39 PM GMT
    Scruffy bought a boat.
    A boat which did not float.
    So then he built a moat
    and bought himself a goat.
    The goat began to bloat
    got grass caught in it's throat
    Now Scruffy has a fur coat.

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    Jul 10, 2012 4:45 PM GMT
    There was a prof called onaquest
    who thought himself once second best
    until he dropped a metric ton
    and now he's first with everyone
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:50 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidThere was a prof called onaquest
    who thought himself once second best
    until he dropped a metric ton
    and now he's first with everyone



    EagerMuscle was a jock
    EagerMuscle liked the cock
    So he joined a website called RealJock
    And now he gets the most cock on the block
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    Jul 10, 2012 4:55 PM GMT
    Comrade_Cranky talks real lofty
    get to know him, he's a softy
    'cept when it comes to hanky-panky
    then he becomes Comrade_Spanky
    and thanks for changing your name from Jprivcha
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    Jul 10, 2012 5:02 PM GMT
    Comrade_Cranky ...


    Comrade_Cranky, the older dude formerly known as 'JP',
    though not in the slightest ill-tempered- paradoxically,
    quick witted and fun, a diva-queen: he is one,
    dog in pic obscures his erect willy.

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    Jul 10, 2012 5:03 PM GMT
    Who's the jock with high endorphins
    got to be hot METAMORPH in
    city London he does ride
    his bike through town and countryside.

    HotJoe derails threads you know
    first pf008, then me and so
    I felt compelled to write this ditty
    'cause hijacked threads are...not so witty
    speaking of which, I hope Ariodante's next.
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    Jul 10, 2012 6:05 PM GMT
    haiku for eagermuscle

    eagermuscle - wow
    I'd sure be eager for him
    such a sexy guy

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    Jul 10, 2012 6:19 PM GMT

    Choklit Daddy, what a guy,
    With that sparkle in your eye,
    With a that smile so very sweet,
    The kind of guy we'd like to meet!
    Posing there in that white shirt,
    You're your partner's fave dessert!

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    Jul 10, 2012 6:23 PM GMT
    Take a walking stick and walk
    Your way up mounds and hills
    Travel far and wide and fly
    And fly yet farther still

    Keep a dainty smile, a winking
    Eye as you trod on
    And have your thoughts come flying back
    To there from where you've gone

    For know that while you may be gone,
    I happily will stay
    Among the hills and houses from which
    You have gone that day

    And that when you have finished all
    Your weary wand'ring ways
    That you may find yourself back in
    This place to stay always

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    Jul 10, 2012 6:30 PM GMT
    I write in praise of our GreenHopper
    mesmerizing traffic stopper
    doctor, poet esoteric
    writer of great prose

    Though what his latest had to do
    with meninlove it can't be true
    that our GreenHopper has a flaw
    that'd be heretic, 'gainst the law

    Apologies if I'm prolific
    I just think you're all terrific
    worthy all of sonnets, yes,
    can't stop, today I'm a hot mess
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    Jul 10, 2012 7:12 PM GMT
    Roses are expensive.
    Violets are cheap.
    Me love you long time.
    If you buy me a Jeep.
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    Jul 10, 2012 7:15 PM GMT

    Oh good grief
    It's that Paulflexes,
    So many men,
    No time for exes,
    Flying here and flying there,
    Why, it's Paulflexes everywhere!
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    Jul 10, 2012 7:16 PM GMT

    Men do love men,
    Certainly know love,
    They share free everyone,
    As for them,
    Granted - Blessed from above.