RJ'S NEXT TOP MODEL EPISODE TWO

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    Jul 11, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
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    Last Time on RJNTM

    Nine hopeful models entered the competition to become RJ’s Next Supermodel. Friendships quickly started between Larkin and Disasterpiece while Ma3000 was not impressed with anyone of the cast. At the photoshoot, the men had to depict different sports, where Ma3000 refused to skydive and opted out. However he excelled at the panel challenge and the judges sent 7amark home for having a poor photo and also being emotionally unstable.

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    Back at the house

    The models all go roam back into the home. Everyone is pretty quite. Some are congratulation Josh for photo of the week while others are lounging. Ma3000 is the only once active, walking around with his empty photo and fanning himself.

    Squintz [Confessional]: When we got back home, things were really quiet. I am pretty sure everyone felt that 7amark deserved to stay over Ma3000 but no one really said anything. I was told at panel that I have to be more respectful, which is something I am definitely going to work on improving. I just want to win this competition so so so bad. This will mean everything to me. Right now, life back home is not going as I expected. I don’t have a job, I got kicked out of my house and this is the perfect pick me up I need!”

    Josh and Sage are seen having a conversation. Sage is again congratulating Josh for the best picture. Josh says that everything is so awkward in the house after panel.

    Sage [Confessional]: Everyone in the house is walking on eggshells so I though hey why not cook a meal, get everyone to sit down and eat together. I mean nothing brings people closer together then food, right?

    Sage tells the house he is cooking up some haggish and other British food for everyone. The house in general seems happy about the dinner.

    FootballHawk [Confessional]: I think the dinner is a really good idea. It will give me a chance to show my cool calm competitive personality to everyone..yea..

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    The whole house sits down for dinner except for one member, which is Ma3000. He instead takes the food and walks outside by the pool.

    Ma3000 [confessional]: What the hell is this- summer camp? I aint here to have happy hour with these bitches. The judges already know I am the real deal. I got to stay even though I didn’t take a picture, which is an obvious sign. That is why I just took the food and say by the pool. This GBG don’t need to surround myself with poison.


    As Ma3000 walks out with the food, there was a lot of whispers.

    Edward said “Oh that is just rude, this boy needs to learn some manners from his mama.”

    Josh also gets up with his food and follows Ma3000 to the patio.

    Josh [Confessional]: I actually feel bad for Ma3000. He is all alone in this house so I thought maybe if I had ate dinner with him, I could get to know him better and he would realize that not everyone here is out to get him.

    Josh walks outside the patio and takes a seat beside Ma3000. Ma3000 immediately has an annoyed face. Josh tries to engage him small talk but Ma3000 just gives him the cold shoulder.

    Ma3000: Josh you don’t need to this. This is so extra okay. I am fine eating by myself so you can go back inside and take several seats.

    Josh: Hey man I am just trying to get to know you..

    Ma3000: Well I have no interest in getting you so you can take your ass back

    Ma3000 [Confessional]: That little munckin Josh thinks he is the United Nations trying to make peace with me. Boo just because you got first call out don’t mean you can come here and trying to play that shit with me. You can take the high road to hell for all I care.

    Josh and Ma3000 are talking back and forth when Ma3000 just stands up and says

    Ma3000: You know what Josh, I do not want to even talk to you. Thank you for ruining my appetite hun.

    Ma3000 shoves his plate on Josh’s lap and struts inside and Josh sits there looking shocked and dumbfounded.


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    Jul 11, 2012 3:34 AM GMT
    JESUS CHRIST MA3000 JUST EAT YOUR FOOD WITH ME!
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    Jul 11, 2012 3:36 AM GMT
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    Jul 11, 2012 3:43 AM GMT
    My favorate commercial <3

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    Jul 11, 2012 3:53 AM GMT
    Josh1992 saidJESUS CHRIST MA3000 JUST EAT YOUR FOOD WITH ME!


    Would you be quiet Josh? Imma tryin to watch the show. Imma not going to axe you again!!!

    Dayum. A sista can't even watch her TV shows around here....

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    Jul 11, 2012 3:55 AM GMT
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    Josh1992 saidJESUS CHRIST MA3000 JUST EAT YOUR FOOD WITH ME!


    Would you be quiet Josh? Imma tryin to watch the show. Imma not going to axe you again!!!

    Dayum. A sista can't even watch her TV shows around here....

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    Sorry, brah! I'll be quiet icon_redface.gif
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    Jul 11, 2012 3:59 AM GMT
    Dey about to fight up in dis mug. Theeze be sum hoodratz, I tell ya. Shame these people don't know how to act in public n sheet. Lawdy, I can't wait to see wat happens in the next episode...
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    Jul 11, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
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    Jul 11, 2012 4:15 AM GMT
    Back from Commercial

    Josh is talking to Edward and FootballHawk about what just went down outside. They seemed disgusted. Ma3000 is just sitting at the bar now, by himself, and sipping on some drinks.

    Upstairs Disasterpiece and Larkin are in the bedroom flirting.

    Disasterpiece [Confessional]: After dinner, me and Larkin went upstairs and ofcourse we were flirting and snuggling. And you know one thing led to another and before I know it he is kissing me!

    Larkin pushes Disasterpiece on the bed and then jumps on top of him. He then pulls the blanket over and you can hear a smacking sound coming from them. Just as the duo were about to get it on, Ma3000 walks by with drink in his hand.

    Ma3000 [Confessional]: So I am just walking by, enjoying my drink while I hear some strange sexual noises coming from the bedroom. The moment I heard it I knewwwww that it was the troglodyte and the trifling hoe getting dirty. But I am GCB meaning good Christian bitch and none that shit aint going on when around.

    Ma3000 walks into the bedroom and pulls the sheet over Larkin and Disasterpiece. He then pours his mimosa on Disasterpiece’s head and walks out.

    Disasterpiece sprints out of his bed and follows Ma3000. He gets in his face and starts cussing at him in French. Ma3000 yells right back and before you know it all hell breaks loose.

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    Larkin [confessional]: What Ma3000 did was wrong but I just wanted to keep calm and not do something stupid that would get me kicked out of the show. Disasterpiece ran out to argue with Ma3000 but I just wanted to make sure that he did not do something to jeopardize himself

    Disasterpiece and Ma3000 continue shouting at each other. Larkin comes out to take Disasterpiece back into the room while Sage and Squintz try to calm down Ma3000.

    Disasterpiece yells at Ma3000 one last time in French and Ma3000 replies by saying

    “bitch this is RJ’s Next Top Model not Next Top Brothel so get your skanky is check”.

    Finally Larkin and Disasterpiece alone in the room.

    Disasterpiece [Confessional]: Ma3000 is the biggest piece of scum I ever encountered and it is taking me every ounce of resistance not to sock his face but I am not going to let this opportunity pass because of that whore.

    After the explosive argument, the models slowly head to bed for a long night of rest… or that’s what they think ;)


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    Jul 11, 2012 4:17 AM GMT
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    "The moment I heard it I knewwwww that it was the troglodyte and the trifling hoe getting dirty."

    omgT, this shade!

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    Jul 11, 2012 4:19 AM GMT
    Looks like Ma3000 is trying to sabotage the entire cast!!!

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    Jul 11, 2012 4:22 AM GMT
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    Jul 11, 2012 4:25 AM GMT
    So who do you think is going home?

    Fierce and Love

    Tyra xoxo


    P.S Part 2 will be up tommorow followed by the elimination on Thursday icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 11, 2012 4:26 AM GMT
    Ok... I really am embarrassed by how interested I am in this.
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    Jul 11, 2012 4:32 AM GMT
    oh, and my character is eerily like me... just saying.
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    Jul 11, 2012 4:39 AM GMT
    LOL i love how my personality is so accurate on here
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    Jul 11, 2012 4:45 AM GMT
    This is actually pretty entertaining. I suggest writing everything then posting it all at once so people don't have to scroll through comments and stuff to see the entire show. So write out an entire episode then post it all at once in one post. If it can't fit, then break them up and post them immediately after the other.
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    Jul 11, 2012 4:49 AM GMT
    MarkRoger saidThis is actually pretty entertaining. I suggest writing everything then posting it all at once so people don't have to scroll through comments and stuff to see the entire show. So write out an entire episode then post it all at once in one post. If it can't fit, then break them up and post them immediately after the other.


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  • disasterpiece

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    Jul 11, 2012 5:32 AM GMT
    Damn I love this.

    My ear still taste like orange juice, you guys feel free to taste... Just be gentle, I'm very sensitive around that area.

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    Jul 11, 2012 5:55 AM GMT
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    Jul 11, 2012 5:57 AM GMT
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  • Musicman91

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    Jul 11, 2012 5:59 AM GMT
    Damn Ma3000 is fierce. I think we need New York to drop by so there can be a diva off.
  • Karl

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    Jul 11, 2012 6:08 AM GMT
    LOL , I guess the person will be eliminated this week is not MA3000 icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 11, 2012 7:25 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidDey about to fight up in dis mug. Theeze be sum hoodratz, I tell ya. Shame these people don't know how to act in public n sheet. Lawdy, I can't wait to see wat happens in the next episode...
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    Jul 11, 2012 11:06 AM GMT
    MA3000 said
    Larkin saidoh, and my character is eerily like me... just saying.


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    Oh look who is here <3