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    Jul 13, 2012 12:09 AM GMT
    Thought I was gonna die laughing at the hypocrisy......of this story!icon_lol.gif

    http://www.advocate.com/politics/military/2012/07/12/religious-exemption-sodomy-suicide-bombers

    The Religious Exemption: Sodomy for Suicide Bombers


    A researcher says suicide bomber Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri was allowed by clerics to ask for anal sex if he thought it would later make inserting explosives inside himself easier.
    BY Lucas Grindley
    July 12 2012 3:50 PM ET
    Suicide bombers were allowed to ask fellow militants for anal sex so it would be easier to hide explosives in their rectums — at least according to a researcher at a conservative think tank.

    Raymond Ibrahim, a fellow at the conservative David Horowitz Freedom Center, said he's found a 2010 Arab news video in which a Muslim cleric is caught explaining why sodomy is permissible if part of "martyrdom operations."

    "Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?" someone asks cleric Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, according to Ibrahim's account.

    Although the cleric reminds everyone that sodomy is forbidden, he offers an exception.
    "Jihad comes first," he said, according to Ibrahim's translation, "for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it."

    The cleric actually makes the case that not only is sodomy allowed, it could be required.

    "If obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad," the cleric reportedly says. "After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more."

    Ibrahim ties the philosophy to Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri, who attempted to assassinate a Saudi Arabian security chief in 2009. The bomber's parents said their son had been taken by extremists, and he went on to become the first suicide bomber to use the new body-bomb tactic.

    The 23-year-old al-Asiri is said to have hidden an explosive device inside himself to avoid metal detectors, then detonated it.
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    Jul 13, 2012 12:18 AM GMT
    All of Allah's boys like to Blow.

     
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    Jul 13, 2012 12:23 AM GMT
    so...do they have like a fluffer or something...who gets that job? what do you have to put on your application. Bet there's like a lottery and a lot of praying.
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    Jul 13, 2012 12:37 AM GMT
    Good. All those assholes should blow themselves to smithereens!icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 12:41 AM GMT
    No one ever thought to use a dildo? It could only be done by his "brothers"? And there seems no issue about THEM doing it, just the bottom needing permission & forgiveness.

    "After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more." Now what does THAT suggest?
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    Jul 13, 2012 4:33 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidNo one ever thought to use a dildo? It could only be done by his "brothers"? And there seems no issue about THEM doing it, just the bottom needing permission & forgiveness.

    "After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more." Now what does THAT suggest?


    ....OK....so are they just pounding away at his hole and testing every now-and-then to see if he can take a stick of dynamite or some packs of c4 and then pounding some more?...would the lube or cum affect the workings of the explosives?...If he has no brothers do they just spin the bottle or gun or whatever?.....what kind of prayer, penance, gratitude do you offer after your ass is ripped open and packed with explosives by your siblings? Your brothers were OK fucking you?...I don't know....I got a few reservations about this.....
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    Jul 13, 2012 5:45 AM GMT
    I just looked it up..A stick of dynamite is not that big !!..It's just like 3 fingers!!..Glad i'm not Jihadist..Man..They'd be loading me up like a shopping cart !! icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 5:47 AM GMT
    It's totally not gay if your balls don't touch.
  • araphael

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    Jul 13, 2012 7:28 AM GMT
    You had my objective observations until you mentioned the David Horowitz guy. I have had the opportunity to listen to his verbal thoughts on NPR previously which tells me that his thoughts on this subject are most likely unobjective and biased and not be taken seriously by a scientific or rational thinking man's mind on any subject other than law (and if I was a lawyer I would probably think twice before believing his "objective" opinion on any thing legal. He seems to have an agenda and has allied himself with an ideology). Now, to address your question here, I do find it interesting, and strangely logical, that a suicide person would do this. I mean, what better way to widen your anus than have a male dick go up in to it, hahahha. Such logic is strange to any American, like myself, but it is also strangely logical. Practical. I don't think I would have anal sex for only that particular purpose, hahaha, but we Americans are often open minded and artistic in our consideration of different cultures and their thinking. lo. This is a little funny actually.
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    Jul 13, 2012 7:43 AM GMT
    Brings new meaning to the phrase blow me!
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    Jul 13, 2012 8:00 AM GMT
    Woof these guys are hot ouch

  • eckilegs

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    Jul 13, 2012 8:14 AM GMT
    This is a joke, right?

    RIGHT?
  • hebrewman

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    Jul 13, 2012 8:52 AM GMT
    ask any of our troops that have served or are currently serving in afghanistan about what goes on every thursday. like clock work. the older guys often take a few of the younger 'boys' out into the dunes and butt fuck the hell out of them. the troops have dubbed it 'man/boy thursday'. icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 8:53 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidNo one ever thought to use a dildo? It could only be done by his "brothers"? And there seems no issue about THEM doing it, just the bottom needing permission & forgiveness.

    "After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more." Now what does THAT suggest?


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  • hebrewman

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    Jul 13, 2012 8:59 AM GMT
    hmmmmmm a new slogan.... 'anal for allah' could be the same thing as 'cookoo for cocoa puffs'? sorry guys, i find this whole thing amazing. 'they' claim to do it for allah, yet take out many bystanders. how absurd.
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    Jul 13, 2012 9:03 AM GMT
    That Mohammad really was one the biggest Gays ever

    im sure he got a dick in his ass & later prohibited others so to hide that secret
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    Jul 13, 2012 1:27 PM GMT
    hebrewman saidask any of our troops that have served or are currently serving in afghanistan about what goes on every thursday. like clock work. the older guys often take a few of the younger 'boys' out into the dunes and butt fuck the hell out of them. the troops have dubbed it 'man/boy thursday'. icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif


    Really? Do you have a source on that?
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jul 13, 2012 1:35 PM GMT
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    hebrewman saidask any of our troops that have served or are currently serving in afghanistan about what goes on every thursday. like clock work. the older guys often take a few of the younger 'boys' out into the dunes and butt fuck the hell out of them. the troops have dubbed it 'man/boy thursday'. icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif


    Really? Do you have a source on that?




    Says Swimguychicago as he runs off to enlist in the Army. icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 1:49 PM GMT
    Sporty_g saidThought I was gonna die laughing at the hypocrisy......of this story!icon_lol.gif

    http://www.advocate.com/politics/military/2012/07/12/religious-exemption-sodomy-suicide-bombers

    The Religious Exemption: Sodomy for Suicide Bombers


    A researcher says suicide bomber Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri was allowed by clerics to ask for anal sex if he thought it would later make inserting explosives inside himself easier.
    BY Lucas Grindley
    July 12 2012 3:50 PM ET
    Suicide bombers were allowed to ask fellow militants for anal sex so it would be easier to hide explosives in their rectums — at least according to a researcher at a conservative think tank.

    Raymond Ibrahim, a fellow at the conservative David Horowitz Freedom Center, said he's found a 2010 Arab news video in which a Muslim cleric is caught explaining why sodomy is permissible if part of "martyrdom operations."

    "Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?" someone asks cleric Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, according to Ibrahim's account.

    Although the cleric reminds everyone that sodomy is forbidden, he offers an exception.
    "Jihad comes first," he said, according to Ibrahim's translation, "for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it."

    The cleric actually makes the case that not only is sodomy allowed, it could be required.

    "If obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad," the cleric reportedly says. "After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more."

    Ibrahim ties the philosophy to Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri, who attempted to assassinate a Saudi Arabian security chief in 2009. The bomber's parents said their son had been taken by extremists, and he went on to become the first suicide bomber to use the new body-bomb tactic.

    The 23-year-old al-Asiri is said to have hidden an explosive device inside himself to avoid metal detectors, then detonated it.


    "Anal for Allah" takes the whole "Oral is Moral" to a new level.
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    Jul 13, 2012 1:58 PM GMT
    In Israel we have BUTTSECKS because it's awesome.

    Also, the title is awesome...Anal For Allah...
  • hebrewman

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    Jul 14, 2012 9:11 AM GMT
    swimguychicago said
    hebrewman saidask any of our troops that have served or are currently serving in afghanistan about what goes on every thursday. like clock work. the older guys often take a few of the younger 'boys' out into the dunes and butt fuck the hell out of them. the troops have dubbed it 'man/boy thursday'. icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif


    Really? Do you have a source on that?


    why would i even fib about that? google it. and yeah, i do have friends that are currently over there and have come back, and they do confirm it. when you do google it.... search 'afghanistan man love thursdays'
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    Jul 14, 2012 9:18 AM GMT
    Sporty_g said
    Art_Deco saidNo one ever thought to use a dildo? It could only be done by his "brothers"? And there seems no issue about THEM doing it, just the bottom needing permission & forgiveness.

    "After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more." Now what does THAT suggest?


    ....OK....so are they just pounding away at his hole and testing every now-and-then to see if he can take a stick of dynamite or some packs of c4 and then pounding some more?...would the lube or cum affect the workings of the explosives?...If he has no brothers do they just spin the bottle or gun or whatever?.....what kind of prayer, penance, gratitude do you offer after your ass is ripped open and packed with explosives by your siblings? Your brothers were OK fucking you?...I don't know....I got a few reservations about this.....


    icon_rolleyes.gif It's pretty obvious that it's not his literal brothers but his bros, fellow Jihadists etc.
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    Jul 14, 2012 9:52 AM GMT
    It appears ANYTHING is acceptable in the name of Allah. Seems hypocritical to me. Surprise?
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    Jul 27, 2012 4:28 PM GMT
    the nicest looking MALE jihadis who want a bigger anal hole should come to me

    strictly good-looking

    I have a nice tool to fuck them open

    i can offer a service to widen the Asshole
    I repeat strictly good-looking Male Jihadi's
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    Jul 28, 2012 3:06 AM GMT
    Sam_u_el saidthe nicest looking MALE jihadis who want a bigger anal hole should come to me

    strictly good-looking

    I have a nice tool to fuck them open

    i can offer a service to widen the Asshole
    I repeat strictly good-looking Male Jihadi's


    PICTURES!...PROOF! ....or its just talk and bragging...