You know you're old when

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    Jul 13, 2012 5:36 AM GMT
    You have to take a nap before your birthday party starts so you can stay awake for it.
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    Jul 13, 2012 5:39 AM GMT
    Pshh I take a nap like every other day icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 5:40 AM GMT
    CABucky saidPshh I take a nap like every other day icon_razz.gif
    I only take naps at work.
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    Jul 13, 2012 5:41 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidYou have to take a nap before your birthday party starts so you can stay awake for it.
    Then i guess you're admitting you aint a spring chicken anymore?
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    Jul 13, 2012 5:43 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    paulflexes saidYou have to take a nap before your birthday party starts so you can stay awake for it.
    Then i guess you're admitting you aint a spring chicken anymore?
    My birthday was over 6 months ago. And I partied two days straight...well gay, but non-stop.

    You bet your sweet little bitty ass I took a nap before that. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 5:46 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TropicalMark said
    paulflexes saidYou have to take a nap before your birthday party starts so you can stay awake for it.
    Then i guess you're admitting you aint a spring chicken anymore?
    My birthday was over 6 months ago. And I partied two days straight...well gay, but non-stop.

    You bet your sweet little bitty ass I took a nap before that. icon_lol.gif
    You were lookin at my ass?icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 6:06 AM GMT
    Instead of making allowances for guys being older in your dating pool; you're making them for guys being younger.
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    Jul 13, 2012 6:07 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    CABucky saidPshh I take a nap like every other day icon_razz.gif
    I only take naps at work.
    I take naps almost every day; usually after a workout, but usually about 4 or 5 otherwise.
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    Jul 13, 2012 6:17 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    paulflexes said
    TropicalMark said
    paulflexes saidYou have to take a nap before your birthday party starts so you can stay awake for it.
    Then i guess you're admitting you aint a spring chicken anymore?
    My birthday was over 6 months ago. And I partied two days straight...well gay, but non-stop.

    You bet your sweet little bitty ass I took a nap before that. icon_lol.gif
    You were lookin at for my ass?icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
    Fixed. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 6:41 AM GMT
    I take a nap almost every day. It's called being Spanish icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 6:42 AM GMT
    pocketnico saidI take a nap almost every day. It's called being Spanish icon_wink.gif
    That's called a siesta.
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    Jul 13, 2012 10:05 AM GMT
    You know you are old when you tell yourself that you are old and you believe it. It is all about attitude.

    Or, by the boner index

    Hard all the time, teenager
    Hard when aroused by good looking guys, youth through middle age
    Hard only when aroused after strenuous sexual actions from another person lasting about an hour, old age
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    Jul 13, 2012 10:14 AM GMT
    When you stop wanting to stay out past midnight.
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    Jul 13, 2012 10:28 AM GMT
    When you take your grandson clothes shopping because that's what he chose to do on his birthday.
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    Jul 13, 2012 10:45 AM GMT
    When you're sitting on the couch watching this:
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    Jul 13, 2012 11:43 AM GMT
    When a telephone rings on TV..and you answer yours!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 11:50 AM GMT
    When I turn in my car seat to step out, and my lower back creeeeeaaaaks. Shit!
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    Jul 13, 2012 12:06 PM GMT
    You fart dust.
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    Jul 13, 2012 12:17 PM GMT
    People start calling you 'sir' and you look around to see who came in.
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    Jul 13, 2012 12:22 PM GMT
    I'm not saying the OP is old, but someone said they wanted to date him....



    ....if they could find some Carbon14.
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    Jul 13, 2012 12:25 PM GMT
    Yer great niece is at her baby shower
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    Jul 13, 2012 12:33 PM GMT
    when ur cousins start having girlfren and boyfren,uhhh so annoyingicon_mad.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 12:37 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said I'm not saying the OP is old, but someone said they wanted to date him....



    ....if they could find some Carbon14.
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    Nope.. he's OLD as dirt!icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 13, 2012 2:06 PM GMT
    alexander7 saidYou know you are old when you tell yourself that you are old and you believe it. It is all about attitude.

    Or, by the boner index

    Hard all the time, teenager
    Hard when aroused by good looking guys, youth through middle age
    Hard only when aroused after strenuous sexual actions from another person lasting about an hour, old age


    Yipee! I'm still a teenager!
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    Jul 13, 2012 2:11 PM GMT
    You know you're old when you get up and go talk to someone rather then sending them an e-mail or text.