Strange compliments.

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    Jul 15, 2012 2:15 AM GMT
    What's the weirdest compliment you've ever received?

    I've received compliments on my hands before. Apparently they're really nice, when I was younger my mom referred to them as piano hands.
  • Just_Tim

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    Jul 15, 2012 2:18 AM GMT
    I once had this girlfriend, and several people said "Aw, you two look perfect together...."

    pssht...
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    Jul 15, 2012 2:26 AM GMT
    Last year I remember someone on here sent me a message complimenting my eye brows. I definitely thought that was a bit unusual!

    I actually find it strange when guys compliment me on my smile because I don't think much of my smile. My teeth are far from perfect, haha.
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    Jul 15, 2012 2:27 AM GMT
    'You're neither masculine nor feminine. That's why everyone stares.'
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    Jul 15, 2012 2:30 AM GMT
    i've been told that i have very long, luscious eye-lashes.
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    Jul 15, 2012 2:43 AM GMT
    getnassty saidi've been told that i have very long, luscious eye-lashes.
    oooo gorl same!!! In my makeup application class this girl was like "do i have to put mascara on him?? i mean his eyelashes are like perf."
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    Jul 15, 2012 2:46 AM GMT
    I once dated a guy who gave me strange compliments.

    He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing,
    My epiglottis filled him with glee,
    He simply loved my larynx
    And went wild about my pharynx,
    But he never said he loved me.

    He said my epidermis was darling,
    And found my blood as blue as could be,
    We went through wild ecstatics,
    When I showed him my lymphatics,
    But he never said he loved me.

    With my esophagus he was ravished,
    Enthusiastic to a degree,
    He said 'twas just enormous,
    My appendix vermiformis,
    But he never said he loved me.

    He said my cerebellum was brilliant,
    And my cerebrum far from N.G.,
    I know he though a lotta
    My medulla oblongata,
    But he never said he loved me.

    He said my maxillaries were marvels,
    And found my sternum stunning to see,
    He did a double hurdle
    When I shook my pelvic girdle,
    But he never said he loved me.

    I know he thought my pancreas perfect,
    And for my spleen was keen as could be,
    He said of all his sweeties,
    I'd the sweetest diabetes,
    But he never said he loved me.

    He said my vertebrae were "sehr schone,"
    And called my coccyx "plus que gentil,"
    He murmured "molto bella,"
    When I sat on his patella,
    But he never said he loved me.

    He took a fleeting look at my thorax,
    And started singing slightly off key,
    He cried, "May Heaven strike us,"
    When I played my umbilicus,
    But he never said he loved me.

    He said he really thought a lot of
    My medulla oblongata
    And my pancreas and sternum
    Made him sing a wild cantata
    When I shook my pelvic girdle
    Well, he did a double hurdle

    my appendix?

    Just tremendix

    Cerebellum?

    Simply swellum

    But he never said...

    He loved my sinuses and spleen
    And every organ in between

    And yet he never said he loved me!


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    Jul 15, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    getnassty saidi've been told that i have very long, luscious eye-lashes.
    oooo gorl same!!! In my makeup application class this girl was like "do i have to put mascara on him?? i mean his eyelashes are like perf."

    your what class? icon_eek.gif

    ....and the wheels went spinning off the thread.

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    Jul 15, 2012 5:16 AM GMT
    My CEO once told me that I was a great tool. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 15, 2012 5:23 AM GMT
    pocketnico saidLast year I remember someone on here sent me a message complimenting my eye brows. I definitely thought that was a bit unusual!



    When I like a guy's eyebrows I tell him that I want to lick them like a lollipop...and I do!
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    Jul 15, 2012 5:26 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidMy CEO once told me that I was a great tool. icon_rolleyes.gif
    Wow, I'd really given it to him right then and there! icon_evil.gificon_twisted.gif
  • tyler_helm

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    Jul 15, 2012 5:28 AM GMT
    My boss told me she loved that I had the "Asshole factor". When asked she said I am a great employee but when needed I can be an asshole
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 15, 2012 5:33 AM GMT
    I had a manager tell me I was "bright"

    I said, "You mean like a puppy or a dog?"
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    Jul 15, 2012 5:39 AM GMT
    Someone told me "You jumped the gun, I don't think you are gay, are you sure?"icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 15, 2012 5:41 AM GMT
    people compliment me on my teeth a lot even though I hate them and I think they are the worst... weird
  • Musicman91

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    Jul 15, 2012 5:43 AM GMT
    Someone told me my nose was so cute they wanted to bite it off. I mean thanks but I kinda need it you can only breath through your mouth for so long..
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    Jul 15, 2012 5:51 AM GMT
    "Mmmm, you smell like a doctor."

    Me: icon_eek.gif "Uhh...okay? Thanks?"
  • Havenjock80

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    Jul 15, 2012 5:55 AM GMT
    you dont look as fat as you did a few days ago....icon_neutral.gif

    you must be like what? 260 - 270?
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    Jul 15, 2012 6:24 AM GMT
    Once had a guy tell me: "your facial features are not attractive, but when you put them together it looks good".

    He spent about 3 minutes blocking off parts of my face with his flat hand to see how the parts 'interact'.
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    Jul 15, 2012 6:26 AM GMT
    earthsearch saidOnce had a guy tell me: "your facial features are not attractive, but when you put them together it looks good".

    He spent about 3 minutes blocking off parts of my face with his flat hand to see how the parts 'interact'.


    I would have taken his damn hand off my face and used it to smack his own with it.
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    Jul 15, 2012 6:28 AM GMT
    "doll-pursed lips"

    and "so ugly it's cute" or something.

    I takes 'em where I gets 'em.
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    Jul 15, 2012 6:29 AM GMT
    Someone once told my bf that he had a "sexy hairline" icon_confused.gif
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    Jul 15, 2012 6:34 AM GMT
    Some one told me that I have nice hair, and asked where I got it from . . .
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    Jul 15, 2012 6:34 AM GMT
    "You're not conventionally good-looking... you're like an anti-model." -- a fashion photographer.

    gee thanks, i think.
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    Jul 15, 2012 6:41 AM GMT
    I was at a wedding reception of a friend and an older guy who was either a little autistic or had some mental scars from Vietnam asked me "Do you have a sister? I bet she would look real beautiful. She would look great as a news anchor." He asked me that at least 4 times and, even after being told I didn't have a sister each time, would continue on how pretty my imaginary sister would be.