Have you ever sprouted a boner during a physical examination or a massage?

  • Manhood69

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    Aug 07, 2008 8:12 PM GMT
    I'm remembering back to the days of my youth (an old man's phrase if ever there was) and recalling getting a physical when I was probably twelve years old. Back then it didn't take much to get me hard. Literally, the wind could blow and BOING!

    At any rate, when the doctor had me remove my shorts, needless to say, he was in for a big hard surprise. Has this happened to anyone else either as an adult or growing up and how did you handle it?

    Doctors are in an interesting position. As part of their job, they get to closely examine, feel, practically massage a whole myriad of dicks and balls. I can only imagine the kind of things that have gone on in examination rooms.

    As I recall, I wasn't ashamed. I guess it's the one part of my anatomy that I've always been proud of. Actually, I remember the doc grabbing my member and making some type of comment like "You've really got a healthy erection there". I also remember him having to adjust his pants. So, he must have started getting hard himself. But, I was just a kid and didn't think much of it.

    What experiences have you had getting hard at what might be considered an inappropriate time? (For example, while receiving a massage)
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    Aug 07, 2008 8:17 PM GMT
    I think getting a boner during a massage is kind of expected. I wouldn't call that inappropriate.
    Inapproriate is getting a boner looking in your great-aunt's coffin when you're 15
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    Aug 07, 2008 8:18 PM GMT
    i was at a massage pallor over vacation in florida and during my massage of my chest and upper legs my erection started, and to my surprise the hot massage therapists was not surprised. Didnt make a comment on it, but it massage that muscle also.... It was unexpected and very hot...
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    Aug 07, 2008 8:26 PM GMT
    When I was younger I use to get boners all the time during my physical exam's. I would be so embarrassed. I finally was able to control it once I got to high school.
  • Hagan_F

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    Aug 07, 2008 8:31 PM GMT
    I have a massage every 2 weeks and almost routinely get hard at one point. Just a natural reaction.
  • Manhood69

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    Aug 07, 2008 9:27 PM GMT
    "Inapproriate is getting a boner looking in your great-aunt's coffin when you're 15"

    Barry, you're right. That's damn inappropriate and MORBID to boot.

    Well, at least you didn't jump into the casket and start humping her. LOLicon_eek.gif
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    Aug 07, 2008 9:30 PM GMT
    Honestly, even at 43 yo I get boners all the time. My bf tells everyone all the time that I have a harder time keeping it down than up. I guess I just have great circulation.
  • Manhood69

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    Aug 07, 2008 9:31 PM GMT
    buffaloredguy saidi was at a massage pallor over vacation in florida and during my massage of my chest and upper legs my erection started, and to my surprise the hot massage therapists was not surprised. Didnt make a comment on it, but it massage that muscle also.... It was unexpected and very hot...


    Buffalo, I've never had a masseur massage my johnson before. That sounds hot. The most that has happened to me is that they have to adjust the bulge in their pants. I envy you guy.
  • JohnG16775

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    Aug 08, 2008 1:38 AM GMT
    I have NEVER had a massage before but I am planning on getting my first. What should I expect? I am full of anticipation, I would like a guy to be the masseuse. At our fitness center is only women, I would like a guy just because I like guys. What do you guys think?
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    Aug 08, 2008 3:58 AM GMT
    JohnG, talk to the people at the massage place and tell them what you want from the massage - are their specific muscles or areas that are sore or stiff, do you just want overall relaxation - and have them describe the services they offer. Also, ask the price, don't be afraid to shop around. A good way to find a masseur the first time is to ask friends if they have suggestions.
    At the place I go to, the masseur fetches me from the waiting area and takes me to the room. He leaves for a couple of minutes while I undress completely naked and get under the sheet on the table. The room has low lighting, soft music and a nice warm atmosphere. You don't have to get completely naked if you don't want.
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    Aug 08, 2008 3:59 AM GMT
    Manhood69 said"Inapproriate is getting a boner looking in your great-aunt's coffin when you're 15"

    Barry, you're right. That's damn inappropriate and MORBID to boot.

    Well, at least you didn't jump into the casket and start humping her. LOLicon_eek.gif
    Oh, didn't I mention that?
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    Aug 08, 2008 3:23 PM GMT
    manhood. I get massages in buffalo and they sort of ignore and work around my boner.. So when he started playing with mine, i had to enjoy and touch his also... he put it in my hand ... i wanted to take him home with me....
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    Aug 08, 2008 3:29 PM GMT
    Nope, never. I get massages pretty frequently, and I've never had an erection. Granted, I usually have them digging pretty deep to get the knots out, but yeah.
  • MuslDrew

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    Aug 11, 2008 1:12 AM GMT
    never during a massage, but I did with my current doc. I seekd him out because he works with a lot of bodybuilders and athletes. i live in dayton and he's in columbus, bout 90 minute drive. I developed some blood clots last year, but i want to continue competitive bodybuilding safely and traditional m.d. seem to be at odds with that lifestyle. So my new doc is hot. Broad shoulders, wide lats and his glutes fill out his pants nicely. My initial visit took half the day, with blood work, stress test, etc. he wrapped the appt up with the testicular & prostate exams.As I was sitting on the exam table looking at his wide lats and huge glutes my fantasies started. Then he turned to face me, pulled up his stool and gestured for me to stand in front of him and instructed me to drop 'em. As I get myself into the same position to get blown, the muscled doc starts fondling my nuts and he was quickly introduced to the size of my erection!
  • PRDGUY

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    Aug 11, 2008 1:48 AM GMT
    Yes, with 3 doctors, 2 who are fresh otta school and startin their practice... we played tennis 2 gether and had to have exam for testicular cancer due to cancer elsewhere, and was semi hard- on purpose... didnt want friends former teammates thinkin i was small.... The doc- my friend, said 'feel gud?' at which point became embarassd and he ended up strokin me while he grabbed his. i finished him up.

    Next appointment his partner as well as my hi school bud was there, and was prepared for second opinion... which all three of us got.

    Third doc was a married guy whose bi I later found out. showed pic of his buddy and wives at a fundraiser and his bud has his did hangin out of his fly. How passed editor of paper who knows but got me hard in which case he started my-**cough** physical.... He did tug stroke and play extra amount than team physicals took???icon_question.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_confused.gif
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    Aug 19, 2008 9:04 PM GMT
    during massages all the time. my current doctor is hot as fuck, and I discovered that if I don't look at him while he's holding my nuts, I can stay soft, but if i happen to even just glance down, it goes right up.

    he's never said anything, but I kinda wish he'd be more like PRDGUY's doc and just give it a few tugs, lol
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    Aug 19, 2008 9:35 PM GMT
    I have had three massages in my lifetime. Two were in health clubs, one in a private home. All three times, I did indeed get excited. Two of the three times, the massage had a "happy ending." The best of those two times was when he actually got on top of me on the table and rode it icon_smile.gif

  • joeindallas

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    Aug 19, 2008 10:00 PM GMT
    Best Massage was at Lufthansa First Class Lounge in Munich On staff massuese named GUNTER, could place in any NPC contest. No happy ending but he got excited, you see the bulge in his white pants. VERY NICE.
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    Aug 19, 2008 10:15 PM GMT
    bigSETEXjock...I'd get excited if I was massaging you, too
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    Aug 20, 2008 1:42 PM GMT
    During a massage, ALL THE TIME!!! Especially while lying face done and having my hamstrings massaged
    During an examination, have done.
  • Manhood69

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    Aug 29, 2008 2:57 PM GMT
    gymguy1 saidWhen I was younger I use to get boners all the time during my physical exam's. I would be so embarrassed. I finally was able to control it once I got to high school.


    Gymguy, if I was your doctor, I would have a hard time controlling myself if I was examining you. If you sprouted a boner while I was examining you, I don't know if I could resist stroking you and applying some oral skills to your johnson.

    Damn, I'd be willing to have an orgy right there in the examination room.
  • Manhood69

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    Aug 29, 2008 3:03 PM GMT
    buffaloredguy saidmanhood. I get massages in buffalo and they sort of ignore and work around my boner.. So when he started playing with mine, i had to enjoy and touch his also... he put it in my hand ... i wanted to take him home with me....


    Red, you are one Bad Boy! What you described is the stuff of movies. You're getting me hard just thinking about that scene.
  • Manhood69

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    Aug 29, 2008 3:12 PM GMT
    MuslDrew saidnever during a massage, but I did with my current doc. As I get myself into the same position to get blown, the muscled doc starts fondling my nuts and he was quickly introduced to the size of my erection!


    Drew, don't leave us hanging (no pun intended). What happened next as doctor is face to face with the monster!
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    Aug 31, 2008 1:30 PM GMT
    God yes. I was in Pakistan at a club and was getting a massage... this guy really worked me over...back and front.
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    Aug 31, 2008 1:38 PM GMT
    polobutt saidHonestly, even at 43 yo I get boners all the time. My bf tells everyone all the time that I have a harder time keeping it down than up. I guess I just have great circulation.


    Tells....everyone?