Worst movie you've ever seen

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    Jul 19, 2012 10:33 PM GMT
    I just remembered how much I hated a movie I saw a while ago. It's probably one of the worst directed, worst acted, and worst written film ever to exist. It's the "happening" by M.Night Shamalayan who apparently ran out of talent after the sixth sense.

    Here's a clip to give you an idea of how bad it is ( we're talking school play bad)

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    What's the worst movie you've ever seen ?
  • Just_Tim

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    Jul 19, 2012 10:59 PM GMT
    Dude! I read the thread title and came in here to say The Happening! Definitely worst movie I've ever seen. Good call...
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    Jul 19, 2012 11:02 PM GMT
    Dunno... let's narrow it down to the worst one that I paid to see and sat through the whole thing. Definitely "The Expendables." The fact that they're releasing a sequel pretty much proves that the lunatics are in charge of the asylum.
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    Jul 24, 2012 5:38 AM GMT
    North.
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    Jul 24, 2012 5:43 AM GMT
    anything by david decoteau
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    Jul 24, 2012 6:05 AM GMT
    The Lovely Bones, and anything with Hilary Duff!
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    Jul 24, 2012 6:12 AM GMT
    omg,the happening truly is the worst ever movie for m night shamalayan,and his new movie the last airbender sucks too,i didnt even bother to give a try for his new movie the devil.icon_mad.gif
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    Jul 24, 2012 6:15 AM GMT
    The Constant Gardner - it is soooo bad, and so slow. I couldn't even finish it.

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    Jul 24, 2012 6:20 AM GMT
    "An Angel Named Billy"

    http://youtu.be/m4ZlkXtOHmk
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    Jul 24, 2012 6:20 AM GMT
    One of the worst that I saw this year was The Hunger Games. So over-hyped.

    You could very much tell that the script was based on a novel published by Scholastic ... that teen angst, rebellious teen against the adult-controlled system crap. The world that was portrayed just didn't add-up in any way, for that matter; the author obviously had little skill at envisioning an alternative social order that was logically consistent.

    (EDIT: bracing for the backlash, LOL.)
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    Jul 24, 2012 6:39 AM GMT
    Four of us went to see Up in the Air when it was in the theatres a few years ago. I saw numerous people drifting out of the theatre. I thought there must have been something happening in the lobby (free food or a problem). The people I was with wanted to see the end - hoping the turkey would get better, so we stayed. By the end of this slow, dreary dog, there weren't that many people in the theatre. I've never walked out of a movie in my life, but this is one I could have walked out on. Later, after we went to dinner, we all wondered why we stayed through it. The ending never got better.
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    Jul 24, 2012 6:40 AM GMT
    The Last Airbender
    I tried, I really did.
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    Jul 24, 2012 6:42 AM GMT
    2012: Ice Age
  • wild_sky360

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    Jul 24, 2012 6:44 AM GMT
    AssMan123 saidThe Constant Gardner - it is soooo bad, and so slow. I couldn't even finish it.

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    For real???
    It's one of my four star films

    I'll give you slow...in the run up, but this film rocked the pharmaceutical industry to the core.
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    Jul 24, 2012 6:45 AM GMT
    sxydrkhair said
    intensity69 saidOne of the worst that I saw this year was The Hunger Games. So over-hyped.


    Are you serious? The Hunger Games was a good movie. I think they are going to make part two?


    Don't confuse commercial success with a reasoned critique/assessment. A lot of people read and watch drivel.
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    Jul 24, 2012 6:51 AM GMT
    I can't stand Tyler Perry movies. Madea is funny as hell but the story lines, the message, they're preachy..too poorly written and painful to watch.
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    Jul 24, 2012 7:02 AM GMT
    wild_sky360 saidI can't stand Tyler Perry movies. Madea is funny as hell but the story lines, the message, they're preachy..too poorly written and painful to watch.


    Oh Tyler isn't for everybody. But its certainly for those who want to laugh and feel a sence of family. The money he makes and his film lot speak for it self. I think his films can sometimes be bit cheesy, churchy or even extremely unrealistic but I only associate his films with funny times. Like he said,"Madea is just the bait." And as long as he is hiring and putting people of color on the big screen who can act, I am happy. Beats the bull crap B films that seem to be infinately produced.
  • tautomer

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    Jul 24, 2012 7:03 AM GMT
    A Mighty Wind. It was absolutely horrible. I hated every single moment of it.
  • wild_sky360

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    Jul 24, 2012 7:10 AM GMT
    guyathome74 said
    wild_sky360 saidI can't stand Tyler Perry movies. Madea is funny as hell but the story lines, the message, they're preachy..too poorly written and painful to watch.


    Oh Tyler isn't for everybody. But its certainly for those who want to laugh and feel a sence of family. The money he makes and his film lot speak for it self. I think his films can sometimes be bit cheesy, churchy or even extremely unrealistic but I only associate his films with funny times. Like he said,"Madea is just the bait." And as long as he is hiring and putting people of color on the big screen who can act, I am happy. Beats the bull crap B films that seem to be infinately produced.


    I laugh my ass off at the over the top stuff. He just can't do serious. This discrepancy actually led to the end of a relationship...so sore subject.
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    Jul 24, 2012 7:12 AM GMT
    Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Terrible movie, waste of my time.
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    Jul 24, 2012 7:17 AM GMT
    wild_sky360 said
    guyathome74 said
    wild_sky360 saidI can't stand Tyler Perry movies. Madea is funny as hell but the story lines, the message, they're preachy..too poorly written and painful to watch.


    Oh Tyler isn't for everybody. But its certainly for those who want to laugh and feel a sence of family. The money he makes and his film lot speak for it self. I think his films can sometimes be bit cheesy, churchy or even extremely unrealistic but I only associate his films with funny times. Like he said,"Madea is just the bait." And as long as he is hiring and putting people of color on the big screen who can act, I am happy. Beats the bull crap B films that seem to be infinately produced.


    I laugh my ass off at the over the top stuff. He just can't do serious. This discrepancy actually led to the end of a relationship...so sore subject.


    aw im sorry about that man..
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    Jul 24, 2012 7:25 AM GMT
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    From Fucking Justin To Fucking Kelly

    Truly God-awful big studio "synergy" tripe meant to capitalize on the appalling TV franchise. Featuring actors with no discernible charisma or any detectable sexual chemistry, dialogue courtesy of a rejected Saved By The Bell script from 1992, performances that couldn't pass muster in a high school play, and musical numbers that make Teen Witch seem inspired.

    Playing in a multiplex in Hell along with a continuous run of Glitter and the J-Lo oeuvre.
  • drypin

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    Jul 24, 2012 7:26 AM GMT
    It's hard to say. I actually have a violent reaction to seeing Kristen Stewart on camera. A violent reaction, as in I just want to kill the casting director or whoever made and whoever approved the choice.

    But one actor does not a bad movie make.

    I love Daniel Craig, but I rented Layer Cake and turned it off after 20 minutes.

    Perhaps one movie that I was told had failed to achieve its apparent goals in nearly every way was Dungeons & Dragons. I decided to rent it anyway and see for myself and yes indeed, it was utter bollocks, a cinematic crapfest, the FX was laughable while the humor was irritating, the dialogue was blah and, for a genre that lives on creating the right atmosphere, it was evidently filmed in a vacuum.
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    Jul 24, 2012 7:57 AM GMT
    I refused to see The Happening, so I can't say it is the worst film I have ever seen, that honor would go to Lady in the Water.... M. Night Shyamalan, you've done it again.
  • Karl

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    Jul 24, 2012 8:01 AM GMT
    Vanishing on 7th street...
    The most boring horror movie I ever watched icon_rolleyes.gif
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