Cruisin' for a brusin'

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    Jul 20, 2012 1:55 PM GMT
    Up until this morning I was confused as to how bad it was to be cruised at the gym. Then, while doing stretches on the mat, a guy walks up to me. I stand up cause he seemed intent on talking, remove my headphones, then he shoves his tongue down my throat.

    I step back. Since I am not the most confident person and I can't handle many social situations, I freeze. But I think tongue raping someone falls into the category of not socially acceptable.

    He begins to try conversing (little late for that) as I stare at him blankly. He asks why I don't want him. It might be the really forward manner. It may be that a guy I'm talking to might be wanting to make it exclusive (which I already had been acting like it was, but another story for later). Or it may be the fact that I AM FUCKING AT THE DAMN GYM AND IT IS ARM DAY! NOT FUCKING FUCK DAY! FUCK!

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    As it turns out, he was a visitor with a week long pass. His visitor pass his since been revoked. It was still creepy as fuck...
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    Jul 20, 2012 2:36 PM GMT
    This happens to be all the time. Things I have learned. First, never stand up when a stranger approaches. Second, if you are standing, sit when a stranger approaches, third, if you are standing and get caught by one of the tongue rapists, once he has removed his tongue from the depths of your unwilling throat repeat this line immediately, "Oh my, I am not sure what I will tell my mormon wives about this..."
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    Jul 20, 2012 3:31 PM GMT
    is that not beyond cruising?
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    Jul 20, 2012 3:35 PM GMT
    BAMBINO_REX saidis that not beyond cruising?


    That's an assault.
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    Jul 20, 2012 3:44 PM GMT
    Then I guess I was assaulted?

    I didn't want an altercation. Plus he coulda kicked my ass.
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    Jul 20, 2012 3:51 PM GMT
    Olandew saidThen I guess I was assaulted?

    I didn't want an altercation. Plus he coulda kicked my ass.


    The gym has employees. Complain. Get him booted. Not everything has to be a physical altercation.
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    Jul 20, 2012 4:35 PM GMT
    You are describing sexual assault, which includes non-consensual kissing. At the very least I'd report it to the gym management and possibly to the police. Creep could have a rap sheet a mile long....
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    Jul 20, 2012 4:43 PM GMT
    Unless this happened at a bath house this sounds like very inappropriate behavior at a gym. Strangers can't just walk up and do that to you without some kind of consent.
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    Jul 20, 2012 4:53 PM GMT
    i always throught cruising was basically eyefucking someone from across the room...that animal stalking thing that people do before they make a move to gauge or indicate interest


    i'd rather eyefuck a camera....people are overrated
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    Jul 20, 2012 6:05 PM GMT
    Things like this do not happen in real life.

    Wake up sweetie...icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 20, 2012 6:53 PM GMT
    Oh, this happened to me the other day at the grocery store. I was handling some cucumbers when this guy came up to me and shoved his hand down the back of my pants, fingering me. I was shocked, so shocked all I can do is loosen my shorts and moan and writhe in ecstasy. When he removed his finger, he asked me what's a good fruit salad.

    I told him to fuck off because (1) he interrupted my careful selection of the largest cucumber I could find and (2) I hate fruit salad.
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    Jul 20, 2012 7:19 PM GMT
    The fuck??? This thread....

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    Jul 20, 2012 7:25 PM GMT
    I BEAT FIREBRAND!!!!! YUSSSSS!
    #YCYL
    or, at least someone looses...
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    Jul 20, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    The man saves your life performing CPR and you try to make him out to be some kind of pervert. Shame.
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    Jul 20, 2012 7:33 PM GMT
    I feel like this didn't happen.

    The only way this happens in real life is if the person that assaults your face is on hardcore drugs and looks like a meth addict.
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    Jul 20, 2012 7:34 PM GMT
    Olandew saidUp until this morning I was confused as to how bad it was to be cruised at the gym. Then, while doing stretches on the mat, a guy walks up to me. I stand up cause he seemed intent on talking, remove my headphones, then he shoves his tongue down my throat.

    I step back. Since I am not the most confident person and I can't handle many social situations, I freeze. But I think tongue raping someone falls into the category of not socially acceptable.

    He begins to try conversing (little late for that) as I stare at him blankly. He asks why I don't want him. It might be the really forward manner. It may be that a guy I'm talking to might be wanting to make it exclusive (which I already had been acting like it was, but another story for later). Or it may be the fact that I AM FUCKING AT THE DAMN GYM AND IT IS ARM DAY! NOT FUCKING FUCK DAY! FUCK!



    GTFO! That's so inappropriate. I would have cock punched him. no joke.
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    Jul 20, 2012 7:35 PM GMT
    Gmack saidI BEAT FIREBRAND!!!!! YUSSSSS!
    #YCYL
    or, at least someone looses...


    hahahaha
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    Jul 20, 2012 8:03 PM GMT
    I have a hard time believing some random stranger would walk up to you and stick his tongue in your mouth! Crazy shit.
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    Jul 20, 2012 8:04 PM GMT
    MuchoMasQueMusculo saidA couple of times guys have grabbed my crotch in public. And a couple guys have grabbed my nipple over my shirt and squeezed it.

    It really angers me how people you don't even know believe they have to right to invade your personal space.


    And above all! It's always by some skank I find repulsive. I'm never sexually assaulted by a hot guy. My first world problems are UNBEARABLE! !! !! !!!!


    if you need it, i will be glad to drop my normal good behavior and assault you in public

    but keep in mind, i'm a plushie
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    Jul 20, 2012 8:14 PM GMT
    Wow this is so inappropriate! Why didn't you report him?
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    Jul 20, 2012 8:16 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    BAMBINO_REX said....keep in mind, i'm a plushie

    ...Plushie? --Is that what I think it is?? icon_confused.gif

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    yeah, that's what it is...but i was kidding.
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    Jul 20, 2012 8:18 PM GMT
    7Famark saidI feel like this didn't happen.

    The only way this happens in real life is if the person that assaults your face is on hardcore drugs and looks like a meth addict.


    This happens at gyms with large gay populations, though normally in the sauna and/or locker room. I could 100% see this happening at my gym, for example.

    OP, you should have, uhh, reminded him:

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    Jul 20, 2012 8:19 PM GMT
    i would have kicked the living shit out of him. genuinely would have beat his face off every peice of equipment in the place! thats sexual assault, report it so the prick doesnt think that it is an acceptable way to approach people,

    then kick the shit out of him

    x
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    Jul 20, 2012 8:20 PM GMT
    Firebrand said
    7Famark saidI feel like this didn't happen.

    The only way this happens in real life is if the person that assaults your face is on hardcore drugs and looks like a meth addict.


    This happens at gyms with large gay populations. I could 100% see this happening at my gym, for example.

    OP, you should have, uhh, reminded him:

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    I could see something like this happening at a slut-bag pseudo-bath house place like Flex, but at an actual gym? Really? That's so gross, I would change gyms.

    You can't have people herpes bombing you at the gym. You never know where those lips have been.
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    Jul 20, 2012 8:22 PM GMT
    7Famark said
    I could see something like this happening at a slut-bag pseudo-bath house place like Flex, but at an actual gym? Really? That's so gross, I would change gyms.

    You can't have people herpes bombing you at the gym. You never know where those lips have been.


    My gym is a slut-bag pseudo bathhouse (24 hour fitness). Normally the sketch behavior happens in the sauna and shower (I made a thread about witnessing the aftermath of a failed cruising attempt #YCYL) and it is frequent enough that the gym has an abysmal reputation. So yeah, this DOES happen at normal gyms.