Who'd like to do Romney's sons or Paul Ryan, his VP pick?

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    Jul 21, 2012 11:08 PM GMT
    Four sub-questions:

    1. Who's the best looking?
    2. Who's the worst looking?
    3. What would you like to do?
    4. Would you vote for the dad if you could have ALL the sons. AND Paul Ryan (or as many as you wanted)?

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    So that people can tell them apart, unlike the SNL sketch, here they are with names! Individual names!

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    Mitt Romney (3rd R) and his sons, Tagg, Ben, Josh, Matt, and Craig (L-R)

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    Craig
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    Matt
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    Josh
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    Ben Romney, MD
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  • creature

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    Jul 21, 2012 11:11 PM GMT
    Sorry, not a technosexual.
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    Jul 21, 2012 11:11 PM GMT
    I've never found any of them attractive.
  • Webster666

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    Jul 21, 2012 11:21 PM GMT
    It seems kind of odd that none of them look like him.
    Hmmmmmmm.
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    Jul 21, 2012 11:25 PM GMT
    creature saidSorry, not a technosexual.
    Not a mormosexual either!
  • KissTheSky

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    Jul 22, 2012 12:37 AM GMT
    As an added attraction, they have million-dollar trust funds from daddy, meaning they never have to work a day in their lives!
    It's nice to be in the 1%. (Except for everyone who isn't.)
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    Jul 22, 2012 12:53 AM GMT
    Egh, none of them.
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 22, 2012 12:59 AM GMT
    Will their mouths be taped shut?
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 22, 2012 1:04 AM GMT
    swimguychicago said
    HottJoe saidWill their mouths be taped shut?


    I was rather hoping their mouths would be lodged open...

    As long as they can't talk.
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    Jul 22, 2012 1:46 AM GMT
    swimguychicago saidNew question: would you do them if you got a share of their trust fund?
    Still NO!
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 22, 2012 1:53 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    swimguychicago saidNew question: would you do them if you got a share of their trust fund?
    Still NO!


    See, unlike Romney, TropicalMark doesn't fuck people for money.
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    Jul 22, 2012 1:55 AM GMT
    They're ALL equally sucky looking.
  • conservativej...

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    Jul 22, 2012 3:07 AM GMT
    I require photos less the t-shirts.
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    Jul 22, 2012 5:11 AM GMT
    I actually think Romney is much better looking than all of his sons. I would have totally banged him in his HBS days, provided we never discussed policy.

    The sons are probably only good for being bottoms in a heavy S/M session as all spoiled rich douches are wont to be.
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    Jul 22, 2012 8:24 AM GMT
    Christian73 saidI actually think Romney is much better looking than all of his sons. I would have totally banged him in his HBS days, provided we never discussed policy.

    The sons are probably only good for being bottoms in a heavy S/M session as all spoiled rich douches are wont to be.


    You say, "The sons are probably only good for being bottoms in a heavy S/M session," as thought there's something wrong with that! I think a Romney campaign strategist should pass them round the gay community in that role to try and maximize Romney's vote.

    I, for one, would be happy to switch my vote for some quality time with Matt, Josh, and Ben. Frankly, a blond, barefoot, and bound Ben being brutally buggered is my idea of a great night!
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    Jul 22, 2012 10:24 AM GMT
    I suppose Matt is the cutest. Given that gay Republicans are interested only in the most superficial aspects of being gay (gay rights being a pointless distraction), perhaps they'll wheel him out towards the end of the campaign in order to capture the gay Republican vote, .
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    Jul 22, 2012 12:21 PM GMT
    swimguychicago said
    Christian73 saidI actually think Romney is much better looking than all of his sons. I would have totally banged him in his HBS days, provided we never discussed policy.

    The sons are probably only good for being bottoms in a heavy S/M session as all spoiled rich douches are wont to be.


    You say, "The sons are probably only good for being bottoms in a heavy S/M session," as thought there's something wrong with that! I think a Romney campaign strategist should pass them round the gay community in that role to try and maximize Romney's vote.

    I, for one, would be happy to switch my vote for some quality time with Matt, Josh, and Ben. Frankly, a blond, barefoot, and bound Ben being brutally buggered is my idea of a great night!


    Oh, I don't think there's anything wrong with being an S/M bottom. I rather agree with your assessment that it could be a great use of their time.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jul 22, 2012 1:58 PM GMT
    I think a family who can raise 5 fine sons as The Romney's have speaks volumes to their character and parenting. Mitt & Ann Romney must be very proud. I cannot think of a better representation of a "First Family" should Romney be elected. I think they would certainly make Americans proud.
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    Jul 22, 2012 2:13 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidI think a family who can raise 5 fine sons as The Romney's have speaks volumes to their character and parenting. Mitt & Ann Romney must be very proud. I cannot think of a better representation of a "First Family" should Romney be elected. I think they would certainly make Americans proud.


    The idea of conflating family function or dysfunction with politics is incomprehensible to me. but then, we do not have a concept as a "first lady" or a "first family."here (It seems a surrogate for a country that wants some kind of "royalty."


    On the first questions - one if not two are likely gay (statistically)

    Ben and Craig look the cutest ( and most possible to be gay) They look kinda wooden too (but not in a fun way) But who knows? Maybe there is wild kinky repressed imagination in those guys. There would have to be to believe in those magic glasses and stuff.


    dum dum dum dum dum....

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    Jul 22, 2012 3:27 PM GMT
    Upper_Cdn said
    CuriousJockAZ said

    On the first questions - one if not two are likely gay (statistically)

    Ben and Craig look the cutest ( and most possible to be gay) They look kinda wooden too (but not in a fun way) But who knows? Maybe there is wild kinky repressed imagination in those guys. There would have to be to believe in those magic glasses and stuff.


    Craig does nothing for me. Ben is cute. I kinda liked two of the others. Interestingly, one had to have IVF to have his requisite 5 kids and I read rumors that one of them is gay, but they won't say which.
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    Jul 22, 2012 3:37 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidI think a family who can raise 5 fine sons as The Romney's have speaks volumes to their character and parenting. Mitt & Ann Romney must be very proud. I cannot think of a better representation of a "First Family" should Romney be elected. I think they would certainly make Americans proud.
    Tagg Romney is a Managing Partner at Solamere Capital. Matt Romney works as Vice President of Strategy and Investments at Excel Realty Holdings.Josh Romney is a Real Estate Developer and owner of Romney Ventures. Ben Romney is a Medical Student who also got his Bachelors Degree from Brigham Young University.Craig is an Advertising Music Producer.

    Funny how the first three figured out how to fuck people over like dad! Its all about that almighty GODLIKE dollar!
    The other two actually produce something tangible and useful to others.
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    Jul 22, 2012 3:42 PM GMT
    As shallow as the vast majority of the posts on here usually are, finally, many of you knuckle draggers find some magic under wear wearing robots unworthy of your lust, even with the added Bon mot of free Mitt trust fund money and you still can't see throwing these dogs a bone? Seriously? These are the same over worked out shallow guys who droll over any banal music video with a shirtless danicing boy? Please.
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    Jul 22, 2012 3:45 PM GMT
    Christian73 saidI actually think Romney is much better looking than all of his sons. I would have totally banged him in his HBS days, provided we never discussed policy.

    The sons are probably only good for being bottoms in a heavy S/M session as all spoiled rich douches are wont to be.


    "I actually think Romney is much better looking than all of his sons."

    For someone 65 yrs of age, he's hanging in there quite nicely.
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:54 PM GMT
    I agree, Mitt is more handsome than his sons, but Matt is attractive. So I would do him.
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    And then tell the world.
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:57 PM GMT
    Iceblink saidI agree, Mitt is more handsome than his sons, but Matt is attractive. So I would do him.
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    And then tell the world.


    I wouldn't do any of them, but I will vote for him.