if my penis was cut off and thrown in the garbage disposal

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    Jul 22, 2012 2:01 AM GMT
    how would i pee?
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    Jul 22, 2012 2:02 AM GMT
    Painfully
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    Jul 22, 2012 2:18 AM GMT
    sitting down.
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:20 AM GMT
    I am more interested in why you're even thinking about this. icon_neutral.gif
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:21 AM GMT
    Oh, that's deep!
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:23 AM GMT
    Did this happen in a dream? Because that could mean you're transgendered and you'll want to start peeing sitting down.
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:24 AM GMT
    I know if you have bladder cancer and they have to remove your bladder, they can take some of your large intestine and make a duct to the outside of your abdomen and hook it up a bag to collect your urine.

    Does that help?
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:29 AM GMT
    No penis and no vagina, either. You'll be okay. I am sure there is some guy out there somewhere that has a fetish of having sex with a Barbie doll.
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:38 AM GMT
    I would go to that garbage disposal and save your penis in a jar.
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    Jul 22, 2012 5:07 AM GMT
    Suprapubic catheter
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    Jul 22, 2012 2:43 PM GMT
    Iceblink saidNo penis and no vagina, either. You'll be okay. I am sure there is some guy out there somewhere that has a fetish of having sex with a Barbie doll.


    a bottom(me) only needs a butt
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    Jul 22, 2012 2:55 PM GMT
    So....do you only define your masculinity by your penis?icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 22, 2012 3:26 PM GMT

    If my penis was cut off and thrown in the garbage disposal


    It would make the motor burn out due to the massive size of it!
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    Jul 22, 2012 3:31 PM GMT
    There are garbage disposals in Serbia?
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    Jul 22, 2012 3:31 PM GMT
    Sporty_g saidSo....do you only define your masculinity by your penis?icon_rolleyes.gif


    Ah, Yeah.
    but mostly during team sports and gang showers.
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:14 PM GMT
    TropicalMark saidThere are garbage disposals in Serbia?


    Not on a Sunday...!! lol
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:25 PM GMT
    That's rubbish! icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 22, 2012 4:42 PM GMT
    Ask John Bobbitt??? icon_confused.gif
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    Jul 24, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidThere are garbage disposals in Serbia?


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    Yes, German.

    Serbians are so dumb even though you westerners had to work together to stop Serbia in the 90's.

    You did a bad job though. The Serbian territory still covers half of Bosnia.

    You should have worked harder while Russia was so weak. Russia's getting back on her feet now. The dream of a greater Serbia is still alive.

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    Jul 24, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
    Caslon20000 saidI know if you have bladder cancer and they have to remove your bladder, they can take some of your large intestine and make a duct to the outside of your abdomen and hook it up a bag to collect your urine.

    Does that help?

    Colostomy bag. Seems fitting peeing into a garbage bag once your penis goes through the garbage disposal.
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    Jul 24, 2012 4:23 AM GMT
    The last thing you would be worried about is peeing you moron. Your fucking cock is in the garbage disposal and all you can think about is peeing? Jesus. What the fuck? No wonder your dick got cut off, chances are a bone head like you did it himself, by accident, and then, followed the voices in your big giant empty head and threw your severed tiny penis into the garbage disposal and only then did it dawn on you how hard it would now be to pee.
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    Jul 24, 2012 4:26 AM GMT
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    Jul 24, 2012 4:28 AM GMT
    smartmoney saidThe last thing you would be worried about is peeing you moron. Your fucking cock is in the garbage disposal and all you can think about is peeing? Jesus. What the fuck? No wonder your dick got cut off, chances are a bone head like you did it himself, by accident, and then, followed the voices in your big giant empty head and threw your severed tiny penis into the garbage disposal and only then did it dawn on you how hard it would now be to pee.


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    Jul 24, 2012 4:28 AM GMT
    smartmoney saidThe last thing you would be worried about is peeing you moron. Your fucking cock is in the garbage disposal and all you can think about is peeing? Jesus. What the fuck? No wonder your dick got cut off, chances are a bone head like you did it himself, by accident, and then, followed the voices in your big giant empty head and threw your severed tiny penis into the garbage disposal and only then did it dawn on you how hard it would now be to pee.


    Yeah, but he's a bottom.
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    Jul 24, 2012 4:39 AM GMT
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    smartmoney saidThe last thing you would be worried about is peeing you moron. Your fucking cock is in the garbage disposal and all you can think about is peeing? Jesus. What the fuck? No wonder your dick got cut off, chances are a bone head like you did it himself, by accident, and then, followed the voices in your big giant empty head and threw your severed tiny penis into the garbage disposal and only then did it dawn on you how hard it would now be to pee.


    Yeah, but he's a bottom.



    it's only logical that me surviving and being ok after the penis being cut off was implied...you non slavic people are so slow i have to explain everything