Don't you just hate it when this happens...?

  • masculumpedes

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    Jul 22, 2012 5:00 PM GMT
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    Jul 22, 2012 6:58 PM GMT
    I hate when that happens. I guess that's what people like us get for having massive balls icon_cool.gif
  • DCEric

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    Jul 22, 2012 7:00 PM GMT
    An opportunity to post MY ALL TIME FAVORITE FARK THREAD!
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    Jul 22, 2012 7:02 PM GMT
    Wouldn't it have been easier, less destructive, and fun to have used ice and watch the guy squirm?
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    Jul 22, 2012 7:34 PM GMT
    This is because Croatia doesn't have adequate product safety standards. The "beach balls" test has long been a requirement for US outdoor chairs and lounges. It's similar to the baby head test applied to infant cribs, that ensures a baby's head cannot become stuck between the slats.

    Because of the wide variation in possible testicle size among men, the test had to be devised for a smallest-case scenario. For this reason the Federal agency responsible only recruits test subjects who drive oversized pickup trucks with gun racks.

    Since the introduction of this manufacturing requirement there has only been one known incident of trapped testicles in the US due to a beach chair. Investigation proved that the victim not only drove a pickup with earth-mover sized tires, crash bar with flood lights and stacker pipes, but he also owned a Porsche 911 Turbo, which falls outside the parameters of the current standard.

    Agency officials are currently studying whether to impose even stricter specifications, but opponents argue that the next step would be tantamount to making beach chair and lounge surfaces that are indistinguishable from a conveyor belt. Nevertheless, the agency continues a feasibility search to find the smallest testicles in the United States, with field teams currently focusing on the State of Arizona.
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    Jul 22, 2012 7:38 PM GMT
    He may not have been able to reach around the chair to move and manipulate his testicles into a position that would allow them to make it back through the slats. I wonder if any of the rescuers tried that first?
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    Jul 22, 2012 7:42 PM GMT
    Iceblink saidHe may not have been able to reach around the chair to move and manipulate his testicles into a position that would allow them to make it back through the slats. I wonder if any of the rescuers tried that first?

    ME, ME, ME!!! I'll volunteer to do it!

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    Jul 22, 2012 7:50 PM GMT
    Remember they had a similar incident back in Cali a few years ago..where the fire department used WD40 to free a guys trapped nuts !!

    How sagging and big were these guys nut anyway..??
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    Jul 22, 2012 7:58 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    Iceblink saidHe may not have been able to reach around the chair to move and manipulate his testicles into a position that would allow them to make it back through the slats. I wonder if any of the rescuers tried that first?

    ME, ME, ME!!! I'll volunteer to do it! icon_biggrin.gif


    "Okay sir, I am only doing this as rescue attempt. I am going to need to massage them for a little bit to attempt to loosen them up."
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    Jul 22, 2012 7:59 PM GMT
    Anocxu saidRemember they had a similar incident back in Cali a few years ago..where the fire department used WD40 to free a guys trapped nuts !!

    How sagging and big were these guys nut anyway..??

    WD40? They don't use Wet or ID at the firehouse?
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    Jul 22, 2012 8:10 PM GMT
    Iceblink said
    Anocxu saidRemember they had a similar incident back in Cali a few years ago..where the fire department used WD40 to free a guys trapped nuts !!

    How sagging and big were these guys nut anyway..??

    WD40? They don't use Wet or ID at the firehouse?


    Lol..If they do you need to tell me where and when !!

    Hey Iceblink..have you ever been to "The Castle" in tampa??
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    Jul 22, 2012 8:13 PM GMT
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    Sorry to say this, but that was hilarious.

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    "HELP!!! HELP!!!"

    "What's the problem, dude?

    "I've got my balls stuck in this deckchair!"

    "How, how - ha ha - gulp - snigger - How did you get into that, heh, that state?

    "Dunno, and it ain't funny!!!"

    "Don't worry, I'll have the fire crew here in next to no time! Heh heh!"

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    Jul 22, 2012 8:17 PM GMT
    Anocxu saidRemember they had a similar incident back in Cali a few years ago..where the fire department used WD40 to free a guys trapped nuts !!

    How sagging and big were these guys nut anyway..??

    Something like this, I suppose:

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    Jul 22, 2012 8:21 PM GMT
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