Drunk Thread!!!!!!!!!

  • nomad4life

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    Jul 23, 2012 6:56 AM GMT
    Here are the rules!!!!: You have to be drunk while posting here!! Whatever comes to mind!

    Thought to myself, what a weird night. Would like to tell random people, but cant type wright. Where? Lets make my own thred!

    I went to the House of Blues club tonoght and ended up dancing next to this guy whom I was trying to "shove" my friend into because I thought he thought she 3was cute. Turned out he was gay and started carrying around another guy (oops). But then the other guy's foot kicked my drink out of my hand and it spilled all over this fat bitch who then started yelling at me. Chill the fuck out, it wasn't my fault fatass. I hate her. I hate Florida drivers too. People down here cant drive for shit!!
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    Jul 23, 2012 11:38 AM GMT
    LMAO...OMG...!!
    You sir..Are not a fun drunk !!
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    Jul 23, 2012 1:08 PM GMT
    friendlyface08 said I hate Florida drivers too. People down here cant drive for shit!!
    Thats what we say when we see the NJ plates!icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 23, 2012 1:20 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidOh man,, the last time we had a drunken thread.. the poor guy ended up taking his cloths off and posting pics in the thread!
    Let's hear it for the 8am morning drunks...O_O...!
    Lets hope he does it again!
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    Jul 23, 2012 2:00 PM GMT
    I'll get back to this one tonight!icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 23, 2012 5:19 PM GMT
    Oh No She Di' int! LOL! icon_lol.gif!
  • nomad4life

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    Jul 24, 2012 8:15 AM GMT
    Oh yes she did!! And I'm drunk again, but more so because I tricked a bunch of girls with my Rue whistle (a whistle from the Hunger Games they were really confused on, and I did win drinkin baseball). How you all doing? Also, not going to show any naked parts of me lol

  • Jul 25, 2012 12:43 AM GMT
    Well heres drunken reply, 1st time poster. recently joined but don't know what to say, except when I'm drunk-ish and opened minded I crave cock! I'll often dig my iPhone and browse for images to get enjoyment ;) you see the thing is I'm 30 and have never been with guy and when almost did, met him he would have dominated too much, so bottled it. since then it's getting worse with craving eating away at me. I'm not out but I've always wanted to try it, heck called massage guy when was 16 but he didn't come to my area! so been hiding the secret since then. would just be nice to meet relaxed guy who I could meet up with and who could show me the ropes....If all goes well we can get kinky later lol. sorry for brief hijack but you wanted drunken post and think this fills profile.

    Is there thread for newbies to post in??
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    Jul 25, 2012 12:46 AM GMT
    OMG - I LOVE this thread!!!!

    I am on My way out but will DEF post after a few Klonopin Martinis!!!!!

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  • BmwKid92

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    Jul 25, 2012 12:58 AM GMT
    pre-gaming now!! party at my boys crib! 4 nattys down
  • Just_Tim

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    Jul 25, 2012 1:05 AM GMT
    I've never been peer pressured by an internet forum before... icon_neutral.gif
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    Jul 25, 2012 1:07 AM GMT
    Just_Tim saidI've never been peer pressured by an internet forum before... icon_neutral.gif
    Til now!icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 25, 2012 2:54 AM GMT
    oh, herro
  • Just_Tim

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    Jul 25, 2012 3:02 AM GMT
    Derp saidoh, herro


    Well well well, look who showed up... Are you SURE you're in the right thread?
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    Jul 25, 2012 3:03 AM GMT
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    Jul 25, 2012 3:06 AM GMT
    Does Derp get lost often?
  • Just_Tim

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    Jul 25, 2012 3:09 AM GMT
    He stumbles around a lot... But it's hard to really get LOST when you're just kind of wandering aimlessly around RJ...
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    Jul 25, 2012 3:11 AM GMT
    Just_Tim saidHe stumbles around a lot... But it's hard to really get LOST when you're just kind of wandering aimlessly around RJ...


    dafuk?
  • Just_Tim

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    Jul 25, 2012 3:13 AM GMT
    Only kidding, only kidding...
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    Jul 25, 2012 3:14 AM GMT
    HottJoe says he'll take his pants off in this thread. I'm waiting....
  • Just_Tim

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    Jul 25, 2012 3:20 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidHottJoe says he'll take his pants off in this thread. I'm waiting....


    Are we starting a line? I'll wait...
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    Jul 25, 2012 3:23 AM GMT
    Just_Tim saidAre we starting a line? I'll wait...

    Wanna get drunk while we wait?
  • Just_Tim

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    Jul 25, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
    unfounded7 said
    Just_Tim saidAre we starting a line? I'll wait...

    Wanna get drunk while we wait?


    <---- already drinking... Join me...
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    Jul 25, 2012 3:34 AM GMT
    Just_Tim said<---- already drinking... Join me...

    Haha. Me, too. A shot and two drinks.