Good Insults

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    Aug 08, 2008 4:02 PM GMT
    Just for fun, what are some good insults you've used or had used on you.

    I was discussing the finer things of transformers, debating whether I would be an autobot or decepticon. And my friend said my decepticon name would be "fagatron".

    I couldn't stop laughing. So let's have at it. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 08, 2008 4:07 PM GMT
    An inside joke on our game dev team is the ultimate superweapon we call the SGL accompanied by the picture of a pink spaceship.

    It actually means 'Shit Gay Layzor'. icon_lol.gif

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    Aug 08, 2008 4:12 PM GMT
    That isn't an insult, or remotely interesting ;-)
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    Aug 08, 2008 4:47 PM GMT
    I just moved to New York and was at a gay bar in the neighborhood. I was talking to this guy and said I was from Nebraska and he said, "That explains the shirt then." It still cracks me up.

    My favorite though is when someone says "age before beauty" when we're going through and entrance. I use the old Dorothy Parker comeback, "Pearls before swine!"
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    Aug 08, 2008 5:22 PM GMT
    sdn8 saidThat isn't an insult, or remotely interesting ;-)


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    Psh. As I said inside joke. icon_rolleyes.gif It's used to described anything gay... which when I came out to them... meant me. I had to force someone to tell me what it meant.


    EDIT:

    Okay... I just realized that this thread is about GOOD insults as in really Bad Insults. LOL icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif

    I thought it was about insults that sounded bad but were meant in a good way (i.e. affectionate).

    Probably because I did not find Fagatron that good. icon_lol.gif

    ok, sorry, I'm leaving! icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 08, 2008 5:35 PM GMT
    If we're going on made up words (ie fagatron) then I wouod have to say an all time fav of mine is 'Cuntasaurus Rex'.
    Or if someone is being a jerk, 'Sprechen sie Douche?'.
    haha
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    Aug 08, 2008 5:39 PM GMT
    I don't get insulted, at least to my face, after all I am nearly perfect. icon_wink.gif

    I sometimes get frustrated with people who are being ignorant or stupid.

    One I like to use is:

    "If stupidity is a virtue he is well on his way to sainthood".

    BTW kinetic I like your German insult, very clever.
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    Aug 08, 2008 5:43 PM GMT
    " I'm sorry, i've tried to look at it from your point of view, but I just can't get my head that far up my ass".


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    Aug 08, 2008 6:37 PM GMT
    how about a nice big cup of shut-the-fuck-up?

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    Aug 08, 2008 6:41 PM GMT
    then there's THIS classic from my mom - i was around 17 years old and heading out for a night with my friends. i came out of my room, dressed for a fun night out. i said to my mom, as i headed for the door, "do i look alright?" to which she replied, "...well. if that's what you WANT to look like, then yes." ouch.
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    Aug 08, 2008 6:51 PM GMT
    metroPAULitan saidthen there's THIS classic from my mom - i was around 17 years old and heading out for a night with my friends. i came out of my room, dressed for a fun night out. i said to my mom, as i headed for the door, "do i look alright?" to which she replied, "...well. if that's what you WANT to look like, then yes." ouch.


    Your Mom is AWESOME! LOL!
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    Aug 08, 2008 7:00 PM GMT
    LOL...yup i've heard that one from my mom too when i was younger....another response i got from my mom when asking "how do I look"...she would look me up and down and reply with
    " well what is it you are trying to say?"
    LOL.

    I remeber once i had a girl friend of mine come over, who my mother couldn't stand. They definitely had a personality conflict.
    Well anyway, just as we were getting ready to leave, my girl friend who was maybe strategicaly standing in front of my mother (not sure) swooped her mink wrap in one hand and threw it around her neck. The wrap flew around and hit my mother in the face. I was frozen in shock not knowing what to think...to which my mother simply smiled and replied...

    " excuse me, I must be in your way".

    LOL ! That's the kind of people I come from ! LOL !

    I just looked at my friend with a raised eyebrow and a little bit of a scornful look.
    I was so impressed with my mother's graceful yet pointed way of handling that.
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    Aug 08, 2008 7:09 PM GMT
    Es scortum obscenus vilis (could be a compliment too, depending on the target)

    Vacca stulta

    Obesus porcus

    Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
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    Aug 08, 2008 7:27 PM GMT
    Dorme mecum. icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 08, 2008 7:33 PM GMT
    kinetic said
    Or if someone is being a jerk, 'Sprechen sie Douche?'.
    haha


    LOL Kinetic...that one is really clever.
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    Aug 08, 2008 7:35 PM GMT
    "He looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"

    "I wouldn't wish you on my dog"

    "There's not enough Ranch Dressing in the world for me to eat THAT!"

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    Aug 08, 2008 7:40 PM GMT
    Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

    From Pricilla...when the 'boys' are in some outback bar and the woman tries to stop them from drinking:

    Listen here, you mullet. Why don't you light a match and light your tampon on fire to blow up your box, beacuse honey that's the only bang you're ever gonna get.

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    Aug 08, 2008 7:54 PM GMT
    "If I were being a smart ass, how would you know?"

    -And since "Your Mama" has been thrown into the mix here-

    "Your mama is so fat, you gotta take 2 trains and a bus just to get on her good side!"

    "Your mom is really a wonderful person! She would give you the hair right off her back if you asked her."
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    Aug 08, 2008 7:56 PM GMT
    once in a while, i'll throw this:
    "Is that your face or did your neck throw up?"

    i said this out loud to a friend once when she was buying makeup: "Ok, NO amount of makeup is gonna help your face." our friends ran out the door laughing,....i wonder if she ever forgave me for that....icon_redface.gif
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    Aug 08, 2008 8:15 PM GMT
    The two things I like about you are your face.
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    Aug 08, 2008 8:16 PM GMT
    Fuck you you fucking fuck!

    "Dude... did someone remix your face?"
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    Aug 08, 2008 8:19 PM GMT
    "I wouldn't fuck you with Bob's dick and blame it on Neil". (the names can be changed to suit the situation.)
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    Aug 08, 2008 8:23 PM GMT
    I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
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    Aug 08, 2008 8:26 PM GMT
    People at work make fun of me because I workout too much, go figureicon_neutral.gif
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    Aug 08, 2008 8:31 PM GMT
    this is what some one told to my friend who has a big mouth - "PLEASE STOP LAUGHING THAT BAD OR YOU MIGHT REVERSE YOURSELF!"