GAY BANDS! Really though?

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    Aug 09, 2008 4:44 AM GMT
    SO, on the godhatesfags website there is this section dedicated to warning parents of music their kids should not listen to because it will turn them gay...

    When I first saw it, I was really angry, but then I just couldn't help but laugh at how ridiculous the whole idea is.

    Yeah, 'cause I can definitely pin down my homosexuality to the first time I heard The Killers. I don't know, something about those guitar riffs really gave me a hard-on?




    For the complete list, view the page-

    http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

    So, which band/singer was it for you?



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    Aug 09, 2008 6:42 AM GMT
    Interpol? The Strokes? Seriously??!! I have to agree though, it is hilarious. What they have in parenthesis = priceless! My favorite ones: dark gay, makeup, kissed Madonna and of course, lizbians!

    I just noticed they also have a "safe music" list which includes... eva-fucking-nescence! Thank you for posting this, you just made my day icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 09, 2008 6:49 AM GMT
    This is obviously a joke. I was amused though.

    However bands like NOFX were labeled "gay punk," the notation next to Elton John, for example, said "really gay," and Cindy Lauper was put on the "safe" list.

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    Aug 09, 2008 7:09 AM GMT
    Anything produced by God Hates Fags is always priceless.

    I don't get what the comments in brackets are? Which does George Michael have (texan) written after his name??? A)he's British and B) are all Texans speading the threat of homosex though music?

    I also particually love the quote in the margin area at the side, by our very own dear Oscar Wilde, who the website claims is a reformed homosexual. He certainly wasn't anything other than one of us when he died so unless he has "converted" beyond the grave I very much doubt he would consider himself straight.

  • Aug 09, 2008 12:08 PM GMT
    How the fuck is Eminem a gay band?
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    Aug 09, 2008 1:22 PM GMT
    I just happen to see this on the side, bar of the site and thought it was amusing.

    Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. We can only record its moods, and chronicle their return. With us time itself does not progress. It revolves. It seems to circle round one centre of pain.
    Oscar Wilde
    (reformed homosexual)


    Reformed Homo, yeah .....
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    Aug 09, 2008 2:25 PM GMT
    LOL, I've been there. It's hilarious how they quote Oscar Wilde as a homosexual who found God and turned away from sinning. LOL But...





    DO NOT GO TO THEIR WEBPAGE





    They are getting paid for every visitor, I think.
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    Aug 09, 2008 3:03 PM GMT
    lovegodsway.comMorrissey(?questionable?)


    icon_lol.gif

    I love the total lack of the Queercore bands, too.
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    Aug 09, 2008 3:07 PM GMT
    Wilson Phillips?!?!? Holy cow.
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    Aug 09, 2008 3:12 PM GMT
    then i can learn more gay bands
    thank the site for posting the list
    hahaha
    ^ ^
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    Aug 09, 2008 3:26 PM GMT
    HAHAHAHA GHOSTFACE KILLAH!?!?! Im sure if he found out he was listed on a website as being a "gay" band, he would probably role up to God Hates Fags Headquarters with a gat and serve some justice.

    Where's Katie Perry? Shouldn't she be their biggest concern?
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    Aug 09, 2008 3:43 PM GMT
    Id like to know what is the criteria for a gay band or artist. There are a few rappers on the list that sometimes come of as homophobic. and Frank Sinatra? really?
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    Aug 09, 2008 5:48 PM GMT
    Greg0201 saidThis is obviously a joke.


    Its a joke to us but they are dead serious.. A bunch of whack-jobs they are!
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    Aug 09, 2008 5:50 PM GMT
    My favorite entry:
    Crazy ChristianTed Nugent (loincloth)

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    Aug 09, 2008 5:58 PM GMT
    SilverBird saidId like to know what is the criteria for a gay band or artist. There are a few rappers on the list that sometimes come of as homophobic. and Frank Sinatra? really?

    Criteria? We don't need no stinkin' criteria.

    This is by the same wackos who protest military funerals with the rational that soldiers dying in war is God's punishment for a nation that tolerates homosexuals.

    There is no reason to what they do or say. Insanity is the only thing that explains it.
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    Aug 09, 2008 6:00 PM GMT
    BearCub17 said
    Where's Katie Perry? Shouldn't she be their biggest concern?

    Especially considering she's a turncoat. She used to be a gospel singer.
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    Aug 09, 2008 6:21 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidMy favorite entry:
    Crazy ChristianTed Nugent (loincloth)




    yeah; evidently "wang dang, sweet poontang" is just a cover up to keep us from think he's gay.
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    Aug 09, 2008 8:35 PM GMT
    Sedative saidLOL, I've been there. It's hilarious how they quote Oscar Wilde as a homosexual who found God and turned away from sinning. LOL But...





    DO NOT GO TO THEIR WEBPAGE





    They are getting paid for every visitor, I think.


    are they really being paid for every visitor?icon_eek.gif
    quick! close your web browsers and continue watching the olympics!