Why are NFL Quarterbacks (Except Tony Romo) cute?

  • fmrhugger

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    Jul 26, 2012 4:24 PM GMT
    Why are NFL Quarterbacks (Except Tony Romo) cute? icon_lol.gif

  • HottJoe

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    Jul 26, 2012 4:37 PM GMT
    Maybe because they are physically fit???
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    Jul 26, 2012 9:00 PM GMT
    Time for an eye exam? ;) Neither Manning is good looking, and neither is my Bears' Cutler.
  • fmrhugger

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    Jul 26, 2012 9:02 PM GMT
    blackhawksfan saidTime for an eye exam? ;) Neither Manning is good looking, and neither is my Bears' Cutler.


    OK, most not all. lol
  • NashRugger

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    Jul 26, 2012 9:03 PM GMT
    Alex Smith, so damn fine.
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    Jul 26, 2012 9:05 PM GMT
    Don't hate on Tony Homo icon_sad.gif
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    Jul 26, 2012 9:11 PM GMT
    Peyton Manning is ugly, Michael Vick is ugly, Matthew Stafford is ugly.
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    Jul 26, 2012 9:13 PM GMT
    blackhawksfan saidTime for an eye exam? ;) Neither Manning is good looking, and neither is my Bears' Cutler.


    Hey! Lay off Cutler!

    As to the OP's question, they have limited body fat, they have to be AGILE so they don't look like some bruiser, leadership is inherently sexy, every muscle has a trainer assigned to it, and men in leadership positions see their testosterone levels rise changing the way their face looks (see other thread about masculine faces being most desirable to gay men).

    Oh yeah, given that they make pots of money, they can always have a plastic surgeon fix natures imperfections -- they can even rationalize it as increasing their marketability.
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    Jul 26, 2012 9:14 PM GMT
    swimguychicago said
    blackhawksfan saidTime for an eye exam? ;) Neither Manning is good looking, and neither is my Bears' Cutler.


    Hey! Lay off Cutler!

    As to the OP's question, they have limited body fat, they have to be AGILE so they don't look like some bruiser, leadership is inherently sexy, every muscle has a trainer assigned to it, and men in leadership positions see their testosterone levels rise changing the way their face looks (see other thread about masculine faces being most desirable to gay men).

    Oh yeah, given that they make pots of money, they can always have a plastic surgeon fix natures imperfections -- they can even rationalize it as increasing their marketability.


    I would lay off Cutler if he was a decent QB. Our Bears haven't progressed at all with him. And they refuse to draft another QB!

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  • Rafaello

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    Jul 26, 2012 10:26 PM GMT
    swimguychicago said


    Oh yeah, given that they make pots of money, they can always have a plastic surgeon fix natures imperfections -- they can even rationalize it as increasing their marketability.


    I've wondered why Drew Brees has never removed the big mole or scar from the mole on his face. It seems doable. He's a cute guy.
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    Rafaello said
    swimguychicago said


    Oh yeah, given that they make pots of money, they can always have a plastic surgeon fix natures imperfections -- they can even rationalize it as increasing their marketability.


    I've wondered why Drew Brees has never removed the big mole or scar from the mole on his face. It seems doable. He's a cute guy.


    He has.

    College days:

    http://www.jimrome.com/photo/plink/drew-brees-college-days-1999/17633

    Saints:

    http://www.nj.com/super-bowl/index.ssf/2010/02/super_bowl_game_day_if_colts_can_pressure_drew_brees_saints_are_in_trouble.html
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    Jul 27, 2012 5:09 AM GMT
    huh? I dont think theyre even close to cute, Drew Brees is good looking though and Tony Romo is a stud!
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    Jul 27, 2012 5:12 AM GMT
    fmrhugger said
    blackhawksfan saidTime for an eye exam? ;) Neither Manning is good looking, and neither is my Bears' Cutler.


    OK, most not all. lol
    Nor is Big Ben. =/ QBs aren't my thing except for mah boo, Andrew Luck, but that's it.
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    Jul 27, 2012 5:13 AM GMT
    Most aren't, but they are the face of the team, so the ones that are get a lot of extra attention.
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    Jul 27, 2012 6:43 AM GMT
    Tom Brady is.
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    Jul 27, 2012 6:47 AM GMT
    cause QBs gotta be the poster boy for their teams they dont want an attractive guy representing there team right?
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    Jul 27, 2012 6:55 AM GMT
    Some are. A whole bunch aren't. Maybe you can't see ugly through their helmets.

    Maybe Tony Romo still has the taint of Jessica Simpson on him?
  • Rafaello

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    Jul 27, 2012 5:24 PM GMT
    blackhawksfan said


    He has.

    College days:

    http://www.jimrome.com/photo/plink/drew-brees-college-days-1999/17633

    Saints:

    http://www.nj.com/super-bowl/index.ssf/2010/02/super_bowl_game_day_if_colts_can_pressure_drew_brees_saints_are_in_trouble.html


    Thanks. It appears that Bree's still has the mile scar. I wonder whether he can get that fixed.
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    Jul 27, 2012 5:28 PM GMT
    I met Brees at an event this winter promoting healthy video games (super nerdy event). He was really nice. Does still have a scar but you don't really notice it all that much. He's very charismatic.

    What you do notice is that he's got giant hands. They're huge. He isn't any taller than I am and not much heavier, maybe ten pounds. His feet, oddly enough, weren't any bigger than you'd expect.
  • Rafaello

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    Jul 27, 2012 5:36 PM GMT
    Imasrxd, what does his ass look like in person? It's very nice in photos.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Jul 27, 2012 5:38 PM GMT
    I don't think any of them are ugly. Just being a professional athlete makes them attractive in their own right. I actually think Tony Romo is cute...and Eli Manning....and Drew Brees....and Aaron Rogers...and Mark Sanchez...and Tom Brady...and, of course, Tim Tebow icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 27, 2012 7:43 PM GMT
    msuNtx saidDon't hate on Tony Homo icon_sad.gif


    I was going to say...

    Tony would make a fine bottom. He's got a meaty butt that would be fine for tapping. Nothing wrong with Romo. He's cute.

    Cutler is fugly, but I find that fugly guys make hotter tops in bed. I don't know what it is, but ugly guys know how to fuck mean and nasty. I like that in a guy.

    Tebow? I wouldn't fuck him if he were the last man on earth. I'd turn to pussy first. Tebow's form of ugly goes to the bone and is not hidden by what may seem to be a pleasant exterior.

    Wes Welker would be welcome in my bed anytime.

    Mark Sanchez of the Jets is smoking hot. And, he's from a mean, bad-boy team. The combination of hot looks and rogue team makes for one thing: Hot sex in bed (or in an alley, or on a hiking trail, etc.).

    So, Jessica Simpson has good taste. She's a trashy country girl! She's got dickdar that could find the hottest cock on the continent! And, she's done it again with Eric Johnson. Eric is hotter than Romo. So, the story about Romo dropping Simpson the night of her 29th birthday???? I'll bet she wanted to be dropped so that she could go after an even hotter sperm bank than Romo. Probably has a bigger dick too. They just squirted out their first kid in May 2012!

    Eric Johnson is the winner even though he is a former player and not a QB. Smart. He got out while he still has his looks and wigglies intact, and he got the girl.

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