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Require people to shower?
Aug 09, 2008 4:03 PM GMT
Sure this has been asked before, but do you require someone to shower before eating his butt out?
Aug 09, 2008 4:07 PM GMT
kill two birds with one stone, shower together and eat it in there
Aug 09, 2008 4:08 PM GMT
I would sure hope nobody says no!

OMG...

Ah... you should read the pooping naked thread.
Aug 09, 2008 4:18 PM GMT
Not into "dirty" butts, just curious if there are other guys like me that would prefer to have a sweaty butt to eat out over a perfectly clean one.
BabiGayPimp Posts: 165
Aug 09, 2008 5:27 PM GMT
Showered?? Hell, some of them need to be turned upside down, dipped in clorox and scrubbed with a soap pad. LOL! LOL! Seriously, yes. Because they don't all use sanitizing wet wipes. A sweaty butt is acceptable to eat out if your man has already been decontaminated and the two of you are just relaxing in the sauna or steamroom. That's a popular activity at the Steamworks.
rnch Posts: 1520
Aug 09, 2008 6:16 PM GMT
i keep "personal wipes" in the bathroom and next to my bed for the reasons mentoned in this thread.
Aug 09, 2008 6:18 PM GMT
Zimster recommends applyig just a touch of toothpaste after cleaning well...to give that minty fresh taste
Aug 09, 2008 7:00 PM GMT
Uh... shower? Let's go a little beyond that since we're on the topic here...

I think every gay boy at 18 should be given a handbook. One chapter would detail "Proper hygene before sex."

First of all... shave that hole! No one likes having to floss after eating you out. Plus a smooth hole will make my cock feel that much better when I'm pounding your ass or you're slamming mine.

It would tell you the importance of owning a shower shot and a portable clean-out kit... both available at www.forttroff.com (not a plug... just one place to find it).

Whether you plan to top or bottom, if you're coming over for sex, I expect that ass has been thoroughly cleaned- INSIDE and OUT. A shower shot, used thoroughly, will generaly give you up to three hours of spotless activity.

Additionally... after the inside cleaning, the outside cleaning should be just as intense with plenty of soap.

Finally, when you step out of the shower and dry, try dabbing a bit of mouthwash around your hole. It will sting for a second, but it makes everything minty fresh and the ass-eating that much better

All of these things are really basic... but it really shocks me to see how many men reach the age of 40 and still don't know them.
Arkguy84 Posts: 42
Aug 10, 2008 4:49 PM GMT
BigSETXjock saidUh... shower? Let's go a little beyond that since we're on the topic here...

I think every gay boy at 18 should be given a handbook. One chapter would detail "Proper hygene before sex."

First of all... shave that hole! No one likes having to floss after eating you out. Plus a smooth hole will make my cock feel that much better when I'm pounding your ass or you're slamming mine.

It would tell you the importance of owning a shower shot and a portable clean-out kit... both available at www.forttroff.com (not a plug... just one place to find it).

Whether you plan to top or bottom, if you're coming over for sex, I expect that ass has been thoroughly cleaned- INSIDE and OUT. A shower shot, used thoroughly, will generaly give you up to three hours of spotless activity.

Additionally... after the inside cleaning, the outside cleaning should be just as intense with plenty of soap.

Finally, when you step out of the shower and dry, try dabbing a bit of mouthwash around your hole. It will sting for a second, but it makes everything minty fresh and the ass-eating that much better

All of these things are really basic... but it really shocks me to see how many men reach the age of 40 and still don't know them.


I agree to most of this, sans the mouthwash bit
Aug 10, 2008 7:26 PM GMT
Mouthwash is optional. A dab of maple syrup is also nice ;)

Aug 10, 2008 7:33 PM GMT
One of my favorite topics...

BUTT HYGIENGE....

Keeping your kitty fresh!

I have a shower shot in my shower. It's mandatory for any play in that area.

The best way to keep the outside of the kitty fresh and tasty is by soaking in warm soapy water. And always use a wash cloth down there and scrub it good down there on a daily basis. It helps to keep the kitty fresh when just a few seconds of daily effort are applied. And besides, you never know when someone may want to pull your pants down and rim you on the spot in a public restroom. It's best to always be prepared.

As I mentioned in another thread I've had one guy tell me I taste like sweet cream butter down there. Makes me want to have a taste but I'm not that limber.
Aug 10, 2008 7:41 PM GMT
Not only should the guy be clean down there, but you should be using protection. Unless one of your goals in life is to get sick.
Aug 10, 2008 7:59 PM GMT
Lighten up Surreal. We're just talking about kitty hygiene.
Aug 10, 2008 8:29 PM GMT
All great advice here - even the dab of mouthwash - and yes, every guy should follow these steps mentioned above - of he should not offer himself up for a rimming!
Aug 10, 2008 8:36 PM GMT
funny pictures
Aug 10, 2008 8:40 PM GMT
funny pictures
Aug 10, 2008 8:57 PM GMT
LOL...give it up to Cas and his kitties.
Arkguy84 Posts: 42
Aug 11, 2008 1:47 AM GMT
BigSETXjock saidMouthwash is optional. A dab of maple syrup is also nice ;)



Do you just not want them to taste like a human ?
BearCub17 Posts: 268
Aug 12, 2008 1:36 AM GMT
Hahaha seems once again i go against the norm. I like an asshole to be nice a sweaty before i eat it out
Arkguy84 Posts: 42
Aug 13, 2008 4:09 AM GMT
Well Cub .. sweaty and dirty are not the same.. sweaty can be rather nice also