Off beat looking celebrity crushes (Hot Ugly Men!!)

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    Jul 28, 2012 5:40 AM GMT
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    My taste is both consistant and inconsistent. I'm more attracted to a total non-linear package than just the immediate surface. 8 times out of 10. So when people ask randomly at parties or online "who are your celebrity crushes" i seldom have an answer off the top of my head.. but upon FURTHER thought i do come up with names.. and a few are kinda guys that if i met them in real life, and just by looks, without backstory i wouldn't be exactly attracted to..

    Chef Robert Irvine from Food Network is one of them. He looks like a buff Muppet... like Hunky Bunsun. However something about him is HIGHLY attractive and the build is hot...and .... he's talented and compassionate and all that nice shtuff we like...

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    Give up some of your "Off beat" celeb crushes that are like mine. I'm not talking Ryan Gosling.... this thread is for if you'd actually Fuck Jay Leno or Jack Black.

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    Jul 28, 2012 5:46 AM GMT
    You dun lost your mutha freakin mind
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    Jul 28, 2012 12:22 PM GMT
    I dunno why but alexander armstrong always did it for me
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    Jul 28, 2012 12:49 PM GMT
    Justin Vernon is my hugest 'celebrity' crush. I'd take him over any other guy - any day!

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    Jul 28, 2012 1:55 PM GMT
    Said it Once Ill say it again, Mark J Sullivan( amazon commercial guy) Perfect Combo if Hotness and Nerdyness. Im sure he will make some young Philly happy someday. icon_lol.gif

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    Jul 29, 2012 12:02 AM GMT
    Chef Robert Irvine again, this time in his posing apron. And he cooks. You ain't crazy.

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    Jul 29, 2012 12:05 AM GMT
    There was already a similar thread but I'll gladly asnwer it again icon_biggrin.gif

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    Jul 29, 2012 12:09 AM GMT
    ohboy saidThere was already a similar thread but I'll gladly asnwer it again icon_biggrin.gif

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    Yeah.. but people never read it and put traditionally attractive people up there.. like the guy above is totally mainstreamy hot. He has muscles, he's white, he's between 21 and 41 years of age, his teeth are straight. His only "off beatness" is that he has a HUGE somewhat crooked nose.. but no one would call your judgement into question if you up and dated him.
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    Jul 29, 2012 12:15 AM GMT
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    Yeah.. but people never read it and put traditionally attractive people up there.. like the guy above is totally mainstreamy hot. He has muscles, he's white, he's between 21 and 41 years of age, his teeth are straight. His only "off beatness" is that he has a HUGE somewhat crooked nose.. but no one would call your judgement into question if you up and dated him.


    I see what you're saying...even though hes not Mario Lopez and hes not that offbeat, dont think a lot of guys find him attractive.... hes just an average guy who happens to be famous
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    Jul 29, 2012 12:20 AM GMT
    ohboy said
    JackKash said


    Yeah.. but people never read it and put traditionally attractive people up there.. like the guy above is totally mainstreamy hot. He has muscles, he's white, he's between 21 and 41 years of age, his teeth are straight. His only "off beatness" is that he has a HUGE somewhat crooked nose.. but no one would call your judgement into question if you up and dated him.


    I see what you're saying...even though hes not Mario Lopez and hes not that offbeat, dont think a lot of guys find him attractive.... hes just an average guy who happens to be famous


    You're wrong..lots of guys crush on him, he's hot! A couple years back his show was on a tv at work and one of the guy's (married) eyes were riveted to the screen the second Baer took his shirt off... Which he does every show.
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    Jul 29, 2012 12:34 AM GMT
    Litmop said
    ohboy said
    JackKash said


    Yeah.. but people never read it and put traditionally attractive people up there.. like the guy above is totally mainstreamy hot. He has muscles, he's white, he's between 21 and 41 years of age, his teeth are straight. His only "off beatness" is that he has a HUGE somewhat crooked nose.. but no one would call your judgement into question if you up and dated him.


    I see what you're saying...even though hes not Mario Lopez and hes not that offbeat, dont think a lot of guys find him attractive.... hes just an average guy who happens to be famous


    You're wrong..lots of guys crush on him, he's hot! A couple years back his show was on a tv at work and one of the guy's (married) eyes were riveted to the screen the second Baer took his shirt off... Which he does every show.


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    This guy wouldn't be famous and in the kind of pictures they have if he weren't traditionally attractive. He's not average...thats all i am saying.. most people find this guy attractive. He has everything that Most people find pleasing... as do you.

    So i just want to keep this thread really about the Offbeat kind of guy.
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    Now Seth Rogen.. He's average..and "off beat" and got famous on being the "average guy" who gets the girl.

    He probably smelled like pizza boxes and sweat when he looked like this. Now he's skinny.
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    Jul 29, 2012 12:59 AM GMT
    I just got made fun of this week for my taste in men. I fall for ALL kinds!!

    My current TV crushes that no one seems to understand:

    Adam Richman

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    Guy Fieri

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    Jul 29, 2012 1:04 AM GMT
    ECnAZ saidI just got made fun of this week for my taste in men. I fall for ALL kinds!!

    My current TV crushes that no one seems to understand:

    Adam Richman

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    Guy Fieri

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    Now we get the idea!

    Guy is cute. I'd fuck him.
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    Jul 29, 2012 1:38 AM GMT
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    ECnAZ saidI just got made fun of this week for my taste in men. I fall for ALL kinds!!

    My current TV crushes that no one seems to understand:

    Guy Fieri

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    Before your panties get too wet, google "guy fieri homophobia".

    The guy is a major hater.


    Not just that, but every time that I think about him I just think that he has to take the nastiest shits with the greasy, gassy foods that he eats.
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    Jul 29, 2012 1:40 AM GMT
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    So i just want to keep this thread really about the Offbeat kind of guy.
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    Now Seth Rogen.. He's average..and "off beat" and got famous on being the "average guy" who gets the girl.

    He probably smelled like pizza boxes and sweat when he looked like this. Now he's skinny.


    I have always found something attractive about Seth Rogen. His naked ass in Knocked Up (which was nicer than I expected) actually got me hard the first time that I saw it. icon_redface.gif

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    Jul 29, 2012 4:31 AM GMT
    Well Im glad Im not the only one who thinks hes hot icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 29, 2012 4:37 AM GMT
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    Hot! I've always wondered what was under that tight t-shirt. icon_biggrin.gif

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    Jul 29, 2012 4:46 AM GMT
    ohboy saidI see what you're saying...even though hes not Mario Lopez and hes not that offbeat, dont think a lot of guys find him attractive.... hes just an average guy who happens to be famous


    It's ok being picky... but at least be aware you're picky! icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 29, 2012 6:23 AM GMT
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    Another food network guy.. Duff Goldman is pretty cute.
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    Jul 30, 2012 10:25 AM GMT
    Adrien Brodey By Far god he is sexy as hell!icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 30, 2012 10:32 AM GMT
    JackKash said
    ohboy saidThere was already a similar thread but I'll gladly asnwer it again icon_biggrin.gif

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    Yeah.. but people never read it and put traditionally attractive people up there.. like the guy above is totally mainstreamy hot. He has muscles, he's white, he's between 21 and 41 years of age, his teeth are straight. His only "off beatness" is that he has a HUGE somewhat crooked nose.. but no one would call your judgement into question if you up and dated him.


    ...he's also a bit cross-eyed. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 30, 2012 10:35 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidChef Robert Irvine again, this time in his posing apron. And he cooks. You ain't crazy.

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    Gross. He looks like over cooked bacon.
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    Jul 30, 2012 1:30 PM GMT
    I don't think that pic of the bodybuilder is chef Robert. It's some other guy with the same name.
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    Jul 30, 2012 1:38 PM GMT
    Hint: They aren't ugly if you find them attractive.

    There is no such thing as a hot ugly guy. That's a bit of a oxymoron. Just like saying "same difference".
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    Jul 30, 2012 1:40 PM GMT
    May god have mercy on my soul..

    Matt Burch (Operation Repo)

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