What happens to our Sex Toys when we die?

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    Jul 29, 2012 6:25 AM GMT
    Venturing into the realm of TMI... today I was looking for something in my parent's house and discovered up on a shelf in the back of the closet... icon_eek.gif

    My Dad had a "prescription use only" electric penis pump. In a fancy case with accessories and... attachments that I don't even want to know about. (He had bladder cancer and extensive reconstructive surgery...)

    I dunno, I just sort of assumed that they buried that sort of stuff with you. Or that when the time came, you put a thermite charge into your toy box that destroys everything in case of your demise. Pretty foolish of me, since years ago, I found my grandparents porn stash under similar circumstances.

    So, have you made arrangements for your toys in the event of your untimely departure? Or will your heirs get to fight over them?
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    Jul 29, 2012 6:38 AM GMT
    They get idolized by third world countries as, "strange fruit".
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    Jul 29, 2012 11:34 AM GMT
    Though I'll be cremated without a wake, there might possibly be a memorial service if someone can generate any interest in having one. My ashes would be in a container (Tupperware?) on a small table, with my framed photo and my sex toys displayed around it. Illustrating the adage: "Know the toys, know the man".

    And nowadays it isn't just sex toys, fetish wear and traditional porno, but also what's on your computer. Either have some plan for a trusted survivor to clean-up after you, or be prepared for your secrets being revealed after you're gone.

    If that doesn't bother you, fine. If the thought upsets you then either remove those things now, or make those plans with someone, because sudden death due to accident is always a possibility, when the matter will no longer be in your own hands.
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    Jul 29, 2012 2:36 PM GMT
    Did you try the pump?
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    Jul 29, 2012 5:47 PM GMT
    Er... no. I'm wondering how I should price it for the garage sale though.
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    Jul 29, 2012 6:55 PM GMT
    Damn you I had planned to make this topic when I was offline, just kept forgetting.

    Oh. To answer the question, I considered getting a small safe to put that stuff in and say it's for a friend, who knows it's got sex toys in it, and wouldn't care. Plus they'd get to inherit a safe!