Wendy's Wants Consumers To Know It's Fine With Gays, Disapproves Of Interracial Marriage

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    Jul 30, 2012 8:42 PM GMT
    DUBLIN, OH—Responding to Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy's recent controversial admission of the company's donations to antigay groups, a statement from competing fast food chain Wendy’s let consumers know Monday that it has long supported same-sex couples and only harbors strong objections to interracial marriage. "It's important that Wendy’s customers know our restaurant proudly stands by the right of all Americans to marry whomever they choose, so long as it isn't someone of a different race,” said spokeswoman Jenna Knox, adding that while Wendy’s has always backed pro-gay legislation, it found miscegenation "an abominable offense to God’s will." "Just like our founder Dave Thomas, we dream of living in an America where two loving people of the same sex can freely wed, provided of course that both people are also of the same race, and that no black, Asian, Latin American, or other non-European heritage is allowed to de-purify the white racial bloodline." Following the Wendy’s statement, executives from Jack in the Box confirmed that they too had always supported gay rights and the Holocaust never happened.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/wendys-wants-consumers-to-know-its-fine-with-gays,28985/
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    Jul 30, 2012 8:44 PM GMT
    To avoid any misunderstanding, be aware this is a satirical piece from the Onion.
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    Jul 30, 2012 9:03 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidTo avoid any misunderstanding, be aware this is a satirical piece from the Onion.

    Said too soon. A little drama and outrage needed to ensue first of those who are still not familiar with the Onion or those who just read the article without looking at the source.
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    Jul 30, 2012 9:10 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidTo avoid any misunderstanding, be aware this is a satirical piece from the Onion.
    Whew............
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    Aug 01, 2012 1:15 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidTo avoid any misunderstanding, be aware this is a satirical piece from the Onion.


    Lmao I was about to say! Was so confused
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    Aug 01, 2012 1:25 AM GMT
    TropicalMark said
    Art_Deco saidTo avoid any misunderstanding, be aware this is a satirical piece from the Onion.
    Whew............



    It happens...

    http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/28409194857/it-doesnt-matter-where-it-is-from

    http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/28362631218/makes-me-wana-go-get-some-wendys

    http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/28357778266/i-think-i-am-actually-seriously-offended
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    Aug 01, 2012 1:32 AM GMT
    zer0 saidDUBLIN, OH—Responding to Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy's recent controversial admission of the company's donations to antigay groups, a statement from competing fast food chain Wendy’s let consumers know Monday that it has long supported same-sex couples and only harbors strong objections to interracial marriage. "It's important that Wendy’s customers know our restaurant proudly stands by the right of all Americans to marry whomever they choose, so long as it isn't someone of a different race,” said spokeswoman Jenna Knox, adding that while Wendy’s has always backed pro-gay legislation, it found miscegenation "an abominable offense to God’s will." "Just like our founder Dave Thomas, we dream of living in an America where two loving people of the same sex can freely wed, provided of course that both people are also of the same race, and that no black, Asian, Latin American, or other non-European heritage is allowed to de-purify the white racial bloodline." Following the Wendy’s statement, executives from Jack in the Box confirmed that they too had always supported gay rights and the Holocaust never happened.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/wendys-wants-consumers-to-know-its-fine-with-gays,28985/


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