What's a good lie to tell at work why I'm leaving

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    Jul 31, 2012 2:08 PM GMT
    I could say I'm moving but it would be awkward if they see me around....

    I could say another job but everybody knows somebody so they would know I'm lying

    I mean really I can't just be like "I'm becoming a full time prostitute because I make more $$", that would be just too awkward

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    Jul 31, 2012 2:20 PM GMT
    Just tell them that if you stay there another minute, you'll lose all hope for mankind and will build your own Dalek to extreminate the human race.
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:21 PM GMT
    soulman1969 saidJust tell them that if you stay there another minute, you'll lose all hope for mankind and will build your own Dalek to extreminate the human race.


    OMG it does give me those thoughts...

    at least if i wasn't there 40 hours a week, shit
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:22 PM GMT
    If you're so ashamed of what you do that you need a false story to give people, then why are you doing it in the first place?
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:23 PM GMT
    ConfederateGhost saidIf you're so ashamed of what you do that you need a false story to give people, then why are you doing it in the first place?


    Because, like, i just feel like bending over is like, what i do best
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:27 PM GMT
    Okay.

    Dj1990 said
    ConfederateGhost saidIf you're so ashamed of what you do that you need a false story to give people, then why are you doing it in the first place?


    Because, like, i just feel like bending over is like, what i do best
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:28 PM GMT
    "my balls fell off and i must go directly to the emergency room...."
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:29 PM GMT
    The mothership called.
  • fitartistsf

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    Jul 31, 2012 2:31 PM GMT
    Tell them the truth... What do you care what they will think after you're gone???
    I hate my job, hate my boss, hate my co-workers... But can't quit... With the bad economy, and a mortgage on my house and other bills to pay, I wish I could tell them all to fuck off...
    At least you can walk away, and if you are sure you won't be burning any bridges behind you, tell them all to fuck off and die.....
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:32 PM GMT
    fitartistsf saidTell them the truth... What do you care what they will think after you're gone???
    I hate my job, hate my boss, hate my co-workers... But can't quit... With the bad economy, and a mortgage on my house and other bills to pay, I wish I could tell them all to fuck off...
    At least you can walk away, and if you are sure you won't be burning any bridges behind you, tell them all to fuck off and die.....


    ohh yeahh...i love an angry man

    i would piss you off on purpose so you slap me around
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:42 PM GMT
    Dj1990 said
    I mean really I can't just be like "I'm becoming a full time prostitute because I make more $$", that would be just too awkward


    Somehow I HIGHLY doubt this, stick to your dayjob
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:44 PM GMT
    Derp said
    Dj1990 said
    I mean really I can't just be like "I'm becoming a full time prostitute because I make more $$", that would be just too awkward


    Somehow I HIGHLY doubt this, stick to your dayjob


    Well maybe you doubt it because you're a little bit retarded.
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:47 PM GMT
    THE TRUTH ....1 lie to cover up another then another
    what else do you LIE about .... the truth shall set you free
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:49 PM GMT
    Dj1990 said
    Derp said
    Dj1990 said
    I mean really I can't just be like "I'm becoming a full time prostitute because I make more $$", that would be just too awkward


    Somehow I HIGHLY doubt this, stick to your dayjob


    Well maybe you doubt it because you're a little bit retarded.


    Right. Hotter ass is available for free, who's gonna pay for your my little pony skinny ass hoe
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jul 31, 2012 2:50 PM GMT
    Just tell them you are leaving to pursue and opportunity to start your own company as an event coordinator.
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:51 PM GMT
    Derp said
    Dj1990 said
    Derp said
    Dj1990 said
    I mean really I can't just be like "I'm becoming a full time prostitute because I make more $$", that would be just too awkward


    Somehow I HIGHLY doubt this, stick to your dayjob


    Well maybe you doubt it because you're a little bit retarded.


    Right. Hotter ass is available for free, who's gonna pay for your my little pony skinny ass hoe


    They already pay for it, dummy.
    That's why I'm going full time.

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    Jul 31, 2012 2:51 PM GMT
    Why do you want to leave your job? You don't like the boss? Or you have too much money?

    If you have too much money you can give it to me.
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:53 PM GMT
    Hapuna saidWhy do you want to leave your job? You don't like the boss? Or you have too much money?

    If you have too much money you can give it to me.



    Girll it's so boring...I find everything boring except sex.
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:53 PM GMT
    You trollin' bro?

    Otherwise, just tell them the truth and give them your business card.
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:54 PM GMT
    Dj1990 said
    Derp said
    Dj1990 said
    Derp said
    Dj1990 said
    I mean really I can't just be like "I'm becoming a full time prostitute because I make more $$", that would be just too awkward


    Somehow I HIGHLY doubt this, stick to your dayjob


    Well maybe you doubt it because you're a little bit retarded.


    Right. Hotter ass is available for free, who's gonna pay for your my little pony skinny ass hoe


    They already pay for it, dummy.
    That's why I'm going full time.



    Look Pebbles, go back to your habitat. Mj dead and we still ain't having your skinny ass.
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:55 PM GMT
    Stuttershock saidYou trollin' bro?

    Otherwise, just tell them the truth and give them your business card.


    i certainly will to one of the guys there icon_evil.gif
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:56 PM GMT
    Dj1990 said
    Hapuna saidWhy do you want to leave your job? You don't like the boss? Or you have too much money?

    If you have too much money you can give it to me.



    Girll it's so boring...I find everything boring except sex.


    Find something that you like, meanwhile don't quit your day job. If you like sex, then a job that relates to sex. Maybe design the label for sex toys and lubes and shit like that. But only quit AFTER you find such job.
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    Jul 31, 2012 2:58 PM GMT
    Hapuna said
    Dj1990 said
    Hapuna saidWhy do you want to leave your job? You don't like the boss? Or you have too much money?

    If you have too much money you can give it to me.



    Girll it's so boring...I find everything boring except sex.


    Find something that you like, meanwhile don't quit your day job. If you like sex, then a job that relates to sex. Maybe design the label for sex toys and lubes and shit like that. But only quit AFTER you find such job.


    As if
  • FireDoor211

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    Jul 31, 2012 3:00 PM GMT
    I would tell them, some of them might become your clients.
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    Jul 31, 2012 3:31 PM GMT
    Dj1990 said
    Hapuna said
    Dj1990 said
    Hapuna saidWhy do you want to leave your job? You don't like the boss? Or you have too much money?

    If you have too much money you can give it to me.



    Girll it's so boring...I find everything boring except sex.


    Find something that you like, meanwhile don't quit your day job. If you like sex, then a job that relates to sex. Maybe design the label for sex toys and lubes and shit like that. But only quit AFTER you find such job.


    As if


    lmao w/e I was giving you legit advise