How To Woo a Gay Brit

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    Jul 31, 2012 9:35 PM GMT
    A friend writes for the HuffPo - this piece is very timely given the Olympics and all. Enjoy.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-hogben/how-to-woo-a-gay-brit_b_1718551.html
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    Jul 31, 2012 10:30 PM GMT
    Half of that is rubbish
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    Jul 31, 2012 11:25 PM GMT
    showme said How To Woo a Gay Brit
    Git nekkid.

    Works every time. icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 31, 2012 11:46 PM GMT
    One thing I hate is when they say they love the beatles, idk why but almost all my friends, me included, aren't that big fans of the beatles.
    Be yourself though, and don't you dare impersonate my accent lol
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    Jul 31, 2012 11:54 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidGit nekkid.

    Works every time. icon_cool.gif


    True story
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    Aug 01, 2012 12:12 AM GMT
    Urgh at that article. Just urgh.
  • torontobud

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    Aug 01, 2012 12:57 AM GMT
    my fav was:
    Don't keep repeating, "You like that, don't cha?"
    There are only so many times one can scream, "Yes, that's simply delightful!" into a pillow and still sound genuine.

    lol
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    Aug 01, 2012 1:07 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    paulflexes saidGit nekkid.

    Works every time. icon_cool.gif


    True story



    indubitably.

    or was it the Kiwi...either way--indubitably
  • BmwKid92

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    Aug 01, 2012 1:07 AM GMT
    offer tea and crumpets durrr
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    Aug 01, 2012 1:09 AM GMT
    FTTL11 saidHalf of that is rubbish


    please, enlighten us.


    is it weird that, while reading the article, the voice in my head had a british accent?
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    Aug 01, 2012 1:57 AM GMT
    showme saidA friend writes for the HuffPo - this piece is very timely given the Olympics and all. Enjoy.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-hogben/how-to-woo-a-gay-brit_b_1718551.html


    Funny piece for peace-making with the Brits for a piece!

    He's got the British sense of humor all right!
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    Aug 01, 2012 2:07 AM GMT
    Tell him you are a Romney voter?
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    Aug 01, 2012 2:08 AM GMT
    a plate of spotted dick
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    Aug 01, 2012 2:13 AM GMT
    Is it true that Brits don't like PDA?
  • wander2340

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    Aug 01, 2012 2:36 AM GMT
    I was just hanging with him at a party a few weeks ago. He is an extremely charming and attractive guy! Can't wait to read his book that was just published.
  • Litmop

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    Aug 01, 2012 2:57 AM GMT
    [quote][cite]FTTL11 said[/cite]Half of that is rubbish[/quote

    You said "rubbish".. That means it would work on you!
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    Aug 01, 2012 3:55 AM GMT
    Crank_N_Furter saidVery entertaining, showme.
    Remind me not to meet your extremely judgemental friend. icon_biggrin.gif


    Don't lie, you know you love it when guys get all judgmental, don't cha. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 02, 2012 8:01 AM GMT
    It just shows how out of touch other nations are with Britain.

    Why would I want an american to offer me a cup of tea, you could not make it properly if you tried?

    Why not spend some real time with a British guy getting to know him instead of following some vain rubbish and making your own minds up on how to treat an english, welsh or scotsman.
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    Aug 02, 2012 8:06 AM GMT
    FTTL11 saidHalf of that is rubbish


    Ya think? And there was I thinking it was absolute, serious truth icon_rolleyes.gif
  • MikemikeMike

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    Aug 02, 2012 8:11 AM GMT
    Get them a dental plan-so many English have bad teeth and gums-yeeech
  • bad_wolf

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    Aug 02, 2012 8:19 AM GMT
    What a load of old bollocks.
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    Aug 02, 2012 8:00 PM GMT
    The teeth joke just shows how america is out of touch of British guys.

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    Aug 02, 2012 8:03 PM GMT
    FTTL11 saidThe teeth joke just shows how america is out of touch of British guys.



    I moved to the states 5 years ago, and people were honestly shocked that my teeth were good.
    When I see fat Americans I can't help but laugh though. Everyone is guilty of stereotypes
  • jim_sf

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    Aug 02, 2012 8:09 PM GMT
    FTTL11 saidIt just shows how out of touch other nations are with Britain.

    Why would I want an american to offer me a cup of tea, you could not make it properly if you tried?

    Why not spend some real time with a British guy getting to know him instead of following some vain rubbish and making your own minds up on how to treat an english, welsh or scotsman.


    It's tongue in cheek. Calm down, please.
  • Kipstrdl

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    Aug 02, 2012 8:29 PM GMT
    wander2340 saidI was just hanging with him at a party a few weeks ago. He is an extremely charming and attractive guy! Can't wait to read his book that was just published.


    namedrop much? was there a hot tub? i'm just being jealous