Perfect guy application

  • spinningguy

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    Aug 11, 2008 1:02 AM GMT
    So I am thinking that I should create an application for someone who would like to apply to be my perfect guy (cause I am not having any luck around here and the few that I have meet that have promise live far away icon_cry.gif ).

    I am hoping you guys help in creating the application. Here is what I have come up with so far:


    Name:
    Height:
    Weight:
    Age:
    Sports you are into: (this one is important to me)


    So far my application is awfully vanilla. What do you think guys? What are some of the questions or categories that I need to have on my application so that I can find the perfect guy?
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    Aug 11, 2008 1:08 AM GMT
    It's your application for your man. Only you can decide what are the pertinent qualities for you.

    Dick: length ____ Circumference _____

  • spinningguy

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    Aug 11, 2008 1:10 AM GMT
    Its like you had those two ready to go just in case this question ever came up! LOL I love me some Caslon!!!!
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    Aug 11, 2008 1:17 AM GMT
    Your financial stability 1-10 (1: lowest 10: highest)

    Your co-dependence tendencies 1-10 (1: not likely at all 10: count on it!)
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    Aug 11, 2008 1:22 AM GMT
    elvis_audi saidYour financial stability 1-10 (1: lowest 10: highest)

    Your co-dependence tendencies 1-10 (1: not likely at all 10: count on it!)


    I would have never thought about the co-dependency scale you are so right. That is definitely going in to the application.
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    Aug 11, 2008 1:32 AM GMT
    Tolerance for people with odd food habits (1-10)

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    Aug 11, 2008 1:34 AM GMT
    Gay ___ Straight ___

    (mark with X only one of the above)

    He has to be gay. dhu icon_rolleyes.gif
  • spinningguy

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    Aug 11, 2008 1:35 AM GMT
    lol and boy do I ever. I feel like a diva when I go to a restaurant! Servers look at me like bitch I better be getting a big tip if I am dealing with you all night.
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    Aug 11, 2008 1:40 AM GMT
    spinningguy saidlol and boy do I ever. I feel like a diva when I go to a restaurant! Servers look at me like bitch I better be getting a big tip if I am dealing with you all night.


    I have a friend (female) who goes all ballistic if two different foods on the plate touch each other. I tell her it's all going to the same place, what the hell's the difference?
  • HndsmKansan

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    Aug 11, 2008 1:40 AM GMT
    And what do you offer to your perfect man? What incentive does he have?

    This is a credible question, I'm not trying to be rude
    to you... I'm curious.
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    Aug 11, 2008 1:41 AM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidAnd what do you offer to your perfect man? What incentive does he have?

    This is a credible question, I'm not trying to be rude
    to you... I'm curious.


    There ya go, spoiling the fantasy. icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 11, 2008 1:59 AM GMT
    Children?
    Marriage?
    Religion?
    Family Ties?
    Pets?
    Other responsibilities that will clasify you as NOT a FLAKE?
    Top or Bottom?

    Oh God, I can go on and on and on...how about you just get to know somebody? If you rule out the opportunity to compromise on certain things then you are going to be ALONE FOREVER!!! Just look at a guy, get a sense of him and your comfort and enjoyment levels with him, and go from there.

    Application...Pfffftt! If he's cute and not a total asshole - those are my only concerns.
  • reload16

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    Aug 11, 2008 2:03 AM GMT
    spinningguy saidSo I am thinking that I should create an application for someone who would like to apply to be my perfect guy (cause I am not having any luck around here and the few that I have meet that have promise live far away icon_cry.gif ).

    I am hoping you guys help in creating the application. Here is what I have come up with so far:


    Name:
    Height:
    Weight:
    Age:
    Sports you are into: (this one is important to me)


    So far my application is awfully vanilla. What do you think guys? What are some of the questions or categories that I need to have on my application so that I can find the perfect guy?


    You might putt off or scare off potential good men because of this application. Because this would show that your too picky and the standards might be too high. Simply state what your looking for. But don't put out an "application" for a perfect boyfriend.
  • spinningguy

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    Aug 11, 2008 2:32 AM GMT
    loolnrnd and dancedd very good points and just so you know I would never actually put out an application but I thought this was a more creative way than saying what do you look for in a guy!

    I'm not quite desperate enough to put an application out close but not quite yet icon_redface.gificon_razz.gif
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    Aug 11, 2008 2:41 AM GMT
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    How about:
    REALLY Loves me and cares about me for who I am (no REALLY I mean it)

    Also, maybe change the title from "my perfect guy" to a "really great guy who I love" Then again if loving you is a Job (i.e. application) you have to ask what kind of Job is the other guy getting?
  • spinningguy

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    Aug 11, 2008 2:51 AM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidAnd what do you offer to your perfect man? What incentive does he have?

    This is a credible question, I'm not trying to be rude
    to you... I'm curious.


    Hmmm great question Hndsmkansan I don't think its rude at all. I put myself out there I deserve that question.

    I would describe myself as a fun loving guy, fairly sarcastic in humor, trustworthy, and very loyal. I make a great friend (which often becomes my problem). I also put other people first all the time.

    I am also active and love doing things whether its artistic or athletic I just love being out there doing things.

    So that's the good stuff to be fair here is the bad stuff...

    I tend to worry a lot, I am not all that self confident, I have an odd since of humor, and I can be pretty shy in person.

    That is who they will get!

    lol
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    Aug 11, 2008 2:53 AM GMT
    ActiveAndFit said Then again if loving you is a Job (i.e. application) you have to ask what kind of Job is the other guy getting?


    A hand job? A blow job? The possibilities are endless.
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    Aug 11, 2008 2:54 AM GMT
    top/bottom/verse?

    longterm/hookup?

    monogomy/open?

    how are ur frindships and what are your friends like? (important because birds of a feather flock together, and if he doesnt have friends then maybe he does not get along well with others?)

    favorite past times?

    most important quailty in a mate?

    just a few that you could add...
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    Aug 11, 2008 2:56 AM GMT
    any Felonies, mis-demeanors, or any incarciration in a (prison), or a mental institution?....i wished i had asked these questions in a "perfect guy" application...unfortunatly i didnt and so I learned the hard way....mabee i'm just a badboy magneticon_exclaim.gificon_twisted.gificon_lol.gif
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    Aug 11, 2008 3:00 AM GMT
    I like the one about friends - that is important.

    Also -

    Does your mother know?

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    Aug 11, 2008 3:12 AM GMT
    jprichva saidA hand job? A blow job? The possibilities are endless.
    icon_lol.gif I don't think those two things constitute endless though!
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    Aug 11, 2008 3:12 AM GMT
    spinningguy said
    HndsmKansan saidAnd what do you offer to your perfect man? What incentive does he have?

    This is a credible question, I'm not trying to be rude
    to you... I'm curious.


    Hmmm great question Hndsmkansan I don't think its rude at all. I put myself out there I deserve that question.

    I would describe myself as a fun loving guy, fairly sarcastic in humor, trustworthy, and very loyal. I make a great friend (which often becomes my problem). I also put other people first all the time.

    I am also active and love doing things whether its artistic or athletic I just love being out there doing things.

    So that's the good stuff to be fair here is the bad stuff...

    I tend to worry a lot, I am not all that self confident, I have an odd since of humor, and I can be pretty shy in person.

    That is who they will get!

    lol



    you seem like a really nice guy, with a great heart, and i'm sure you will find your prince, a quality guy like you definatley deserves one...unfortunatley one has to kiss alot of frogsicon_exclaim.gificon_lol.gif
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    Aug 11, 2008 3:13 AM GMT


    Heavens to Mergatroids, Spinningguy,

    The US isn't THAT vast! Did you mean too far away as in other countries? Ok I could see a prob there.

    Our contribution:

    Put out new roll of TP or just leave the bare roll a-hangin' ? (believe it or not this will really start to bug you.)

    exit: stage left
  • spinningguy

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    Aug 11, 2008 3:22 AM GMT
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    spinningguy said
    HndsmKansan saidAnd what do you offer to your perfect man? What incentive does he have?


    you seem like a really nice guy, with a great heart, and i'm sure you will find your prince, a quality guy like you definatley deserves one...unfortunatley one has to kiss alot of frogsicon_exclaim.gificon_lol.gif


    Your awesome!!! Thanks that is really sweet of you to say. I will send you your check in the mail tonight lol icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 11, 2008 3:33 AM GMT
    Biological Gender:
    Male_____Female_____

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    Rate yourself in how attractive you think you are (1 to 10, with 10 being a gorgeous drop-dead hunk):

    Then attach a pic of yourself:

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