10 Reasons why Ryan Lochte is America's sexiest douchebag !!! Lol

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    Aug 03, 2012 11:38 PM GMT
    I nearly died from laughing after I read this entire article. Lol, he's sexy, cute, a little dumb - so my type !!!! icon_lol.gif

    My favorite is # 7 where he blows a kiss at you in the call me maybe video, who can refuse a cute douche like that ? lol



    http://jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebagicon_cool.gif
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    Aug 03, 2012 11:46 PM GMT
    I don't get it, he's not attractive
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    Aug 03, 2012 11:50 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidI don't get it, he's not attractive


    nor are any of the plethora of average looking guys that so many of the guys on this site salivate over. just goes to show, huh?

    he's not that good a swimmer either, IMO. pure bravado and nothing much to back it up with.
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    Aug 03, 2012 11:57 PM GMT
    Blackguy4you said
    lilTanker saidI don't get it, he's not attractive


    nor are any of the plethora of average looking guys that so many of the guys on this site salivate over. just goes to show, huh?

    he's not that good a swimmer either, IMO. pure bravado and nothing much to back it up with.


    Oh please, not a good swimmer? look at his record track, I got it from Wikipedia. As far as some of you guys think he's not hot or attractive, I guess the Blaring soundtrack of The Offspring - Pretty Fly for a White Guy play in the background hahahaha. icon_eek.gificon_lol.gif

    Olympic Games

    Gold 2004 Athens 4×200 m freestyle
    Gold 2008 Beijing 200 m backstroke
    Gold 2008 Beijing 4×200 m freestyle
    Gold 2012 London 400 m medley
    Gold 2012 London 4×200 m freestyle
    Silver 2004 Athens 200 m medley
    Silver 2012 London 200 m medley
    Silver 2012 London 4×100 m freestyle
    Bronze 2008 Beijing 200 m medley
    Bronze 2008 Beijing 400 m medley
    Bronze 2012 London 200 m backstroke

    World Championships (LC)

    Gold 2005 Montreal 4×200 m freestyle
    Gold 2007 Melbourne 200 m backstroke
    Gold 2007 Melbourne 4×200 m freestyle
    Gold 2009 Rome 200 m medley
    Gold 2009 Rome 400 m medley
    Gold 2009 Rome 4×100 m freestyle
    Gold 2009 Rome 4×200 m freestyle
    Gold 2011 Shanghai 200 m freestyle
    Gold 2011 Shanghai 200 m backstroke
    Gold 2011 Shanghai 200 m medley
    Gold 2011 Shanghai 400 m medley
    Gold 2011 Shanghai 4×200 m freestyle
    Silver 2007 Melbourne 100 m backstroke
    Silver 2007 Melbourne 200 m medley
    Silver 2007 Melbourne 400 m medley
    Bronze 2005 Montreal 200 m backstroke
    Bronze 2005 Montreal 200 m medley
    Bronze 2009 Rome 200 m backstroke
    Bronze 2011 Shanghai 4×100 m freestyle

    World Championships (SC)

    Gold 2004 Indianapolis 4×200 m freestyle
    Gold 2006 Shanghai 200 m backstroke
    Gold 2006 Shanghai 200 m medley
    Gold 2006 Shanghai 400 m medley
    Gold 2008 Manchester 100 m medley
    Gold 2008 Manchester 200 m medley
    Gold 2008 Manchester 400 m medley
    Gold 2008 Manchester 4×100 m freestyle
    Gold 2010 Dubai 200 m freestyle
    Gold 2010 Dubai 200 m backstroke
    Gold 2010 Dubai 100 m medley
    Gold 2010 Dubai 200 m medley
    Gold 2010 Dubai 400 m medley
    Gold 2010 Dubai 4×100 m medley
    Silver 2004 Indianapolis 200 m medley
    Silver 2006 Shanghai 4×100 m medley
    Silver 2008 Manchester 200 m backstroke
    Silver 2008 Manchester 4×100 m medley
    Silver 2010 Dubai 4×200 m freestyle
    Bronze 2004 Indianapolis 200 m freestyle
    Bronze 2006 Shanghai 4×100 m freestyle
    Bronze 2006 Shanghai 4×200 m freestyle

    Pan American Games

    Gold 2003 Sto Domingo 4×200 m freestyle
    Pan Pacific Championships
    Gold 2006 Victoria 4×200 m freestyle
    Gold 2010 Irvine 200 m freestyle
    Gold 2010 Irvine 200 m backstroke
    Gold 2010 Irvine 200 m medley
    Gold 2010 Irvine 400 m medley
    Gold 2010 Irvine 4×100 m freestyle
    Gold 2010 Irvine 4×200 m freestyle
    Silver 2006 Victoria 100 m backstroke
    Silver 2006 Victoria 200 m medleyicon_lol.gif
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    Aug 03, 2012 11:59 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidI don't get it, he's not attractive


    ditto

    he kind of looks like Odo from DS9

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    Aug 04, 2012 12:02 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidI don't get it, he's not attractive

    That why you should have become a swimmer, to rectify that deficiency in the sport. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 04, 2012 1:09 AM GMT
    If only he were actually sexy...
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    Aug 04, 2012 1:11 AM GMT
    I wouldn't say he's sexy, but he's damn cute....and he's from my part of the world as well.
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    Aug 04, 2012 1:29 AM GMT
    Timbales said
    lilTanker saidI don't get it, he's not attractive


    ditto

    he kind of looks like Odo from DS9

    odo.jpg
    Odd, I was just about to say he reminds of somebody that I used to know... LOL! Perfect*
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    Aug 04, 2012 1:43 AM GMT
    JEAH!!!
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    Aug 04, 2012 1:47 AM GMT
    lol at the haters...the guy has a hot face
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    Aug 04, 2012 1:50 AM GMT
    jerseywoof saidlol at the haters...the guy has a hot face


    Fuck yeah he does!
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    Aug 04, 2012 1:53 AM GMT
    MA3000 saidFor a white guy he has a lot of cute moments even with the facial lines.



    Racist much? If a White guy had said that about a Black guy, you'd be blasting him with both barrels. Such a hypocrite.
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    Aug 04, 2012 1:55 AM GMT
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    MA3000 saidFor a white guy he has a lot of cute moments even with the facial lines.



    Racist much? If a White guy had said that about a Black guy, you'd be blasting him with both barrels. Such a hypocrite.


    Inorite?!
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    Aug 04, 2012 2:11 AM GMT
    Yeah, he's a little on the goofy side, but I think he's adorable. That grill's gotta go before we do oral though!
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    Aug 04, 2012 2:34 AM GMT
    Lochte is hot, it dont help the topic without a pic lol
    ryan-lochte-flower-speedo.jpg


    ryan-lochte-1-290.jpg


    he is hot!
  • Timbales

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    Aug 04, 2012 2:35 AM GMT
    JR_RJ saidOdd, I was just about to say he reminds of somebody that I used to know... LOL! Perfect*


    he looks a bit like Glenn Close, too
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    Aug 04, 2012 2:36 AM GMT
    I can't believe you just compared him to a shapeshifter lol
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    Aug 04, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
    bigkevc saidLochte is hot, it dont help the topic without a pic lol
    ryan-lochte-flower-speedo.jpg


    ryan-lochte-1-290.jpg


    he is hot!


    +1
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    Aug 04, 2012 3:47 AM GMT
    Here we go again a bunch of gay guys acting like female groupies. The guy is alright looking. There are way more attractive celebrities or athletes out there.
  • jcivan

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    Aug 04, 2012 4:56 AM GMT
    Ok if ya'll don't want him I'll take him hahaha would like to hear him speak in another language, Im assuming he knows spanish
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    Aug 04, 2012 4:58 AM GMT
    LOVED THIS ARTICLE, lmao!!


    totally agree with every statement made especially #1, i think the guy is totally hot, but he is a real d-bag and i hate hearing him talk he sounds dumb and arrogant

    phelps has totally turned it around for me this games, i thought he was the douche but he has been so humble and congratulatory of his team mates that i have changed my opinion of him
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    Aug 04, 2012 5:00 AM GMT
    Timbales said
    JR_RJ saidOdd, I was just about to say he reminds of somebody that I used to know... LOL! Perfect*


    he looks a bit like Glenn Close, too

    EDIT: .... Naaa ... he's prettier
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    Glenn%20Close-SGY-003530.jpg
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    Aug 04, 2012 5:03 AM GMT
    lol... i thought we covered this already..

    he is mine...
  • TheBizMan

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    Aug 04, 2012 6:15 AM GMT
    The black swimmer is hotter than them all.