The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you was…

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    Aug 05, 2012 2:44 AM GMT

    I start:

    I was speaking with my boss at a big work meeting, then some guy introduces to the conversation, he said he saw my at a gay bay a few days before and then he asked if we were couple, my boss looked at my like i will kill you, fortunately i still have my job...
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    Aug 05, 2012 12:37 PM GMT
    Next time tell the truth!!
    The only way you got that job was doing some serious muff diving!!
    Next time tell the guy.."My boss has a big Dick".."Would you like a job??"
    Remember OP...A Blow-Job is still a job!!
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    Aug 05, 2012 12:46 PM GMT
    Haha so funny. Well this guy is really a dick to say such a thing!

    A few weeks ago, I was coming back alone from downtown in Japan and I fell asleep sitting in the bus with my phone in my hand. Apparently I started to talk in my sleep and at a certain point I started to scream and threw my phone at the other end of the bus. I woke up at this time with everyone looking at me with big eyes in a big silence while this very kind Japanese old lady came to give my phone back. I never felt so alone. Those japanese people must really think foreigners are scary now.
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    Aug 05, 2012 12:51 PM GMT
    Isugemi saidHaha so funny. Well this guy is really a dick to say such a thing!

    A few weeks ago, I was coming back alone from downtown in Japan and I fell asleep sitting in the bus with my phone in my hand. Apparently I started to talk in my sleep and at a certain point I started to scream and threw my phone at the other end of the bus. I woke up at this time with everyone looking at me with big eyes in a big silence while this very kind Japanese old lady came to give my phone back. I never felt so alone. Those japanese people must really think foreigners are scary now.


    Hahaha wow that would be scary to see.

    The only one I can remember right now was when I was in highschool and I was catching the bus home.
    I was hungry and the bus ride was long so I'd usually just fall asleep til the last stop which was when I'd get off.
    I was so hungry I was dreaming about food and I remember dreaming about a spoon full of fried rice. So in my dream I reached out to eat it and I literally woke up biting the air and then this random guy saw me and I was massively embarrassed.

    The worst part was I lay my head against the window again to pretend I didn't care and that I was just gonna sleep again. So I did end up falling asleep again and did the exact same thing! Twice on the one bus ride and the same guy saw me AGAIN!!

    Felt like the biggest idiot ever.
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    Aug 05, 2012 12:55 PM GMT
    One should never fall asleep in the bus
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    Aug 05, 2012 1:01 PM GMT
    Isugemi saidOne should never fall asleep in the bus


    Yeah pretty much that's the lesson I learned from that day haha.
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    Aug 05, 2012 2:32 PM GMT
    Isugemi saidHaha so funny. Well this guy is really a dick to say such a thing!

    A few weeks ago, I was coming back alone from downtown in Japan and I fell asleep sitting in the bus with my phone in my hand. Apparently I started to talk in my sleep and at a certain point I started to scream and threw my phone at the other end of the bus. I woke up at this time with everyone looking at me with big eyes in a big silence while this very kind Japanese old lady came to give my phone back. I never felt so alone. Those japanese people must really think foreigners are scary now.


    Well, gaijin does mean "outside person." I doubt they were overly shocked lol.
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    Aug 05, 2012 4:54 PM GMT
    I was approached by a headhunter about a hi tech with this company. I just got there and had to go to the bathroom so I told this receptionist I would be right I had to go to the bathroom. I ran to the bathroom sat down on the toilet then i heard someone come in. I heard this person walking to a stall I thought those were the funniest sounding shoes I had ever heard. I looked thru the crack in the door I saw this tampon machine . OMG I was in the ladies bathroom. I put my feet on the door so it would look like no one was there. I tore out of there so fast before anyone else came. DAM I so stupid have to laugh at myself to this day. Val
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    Aug 05, 2012 4:58 PM GMT
    Many options to choose from

    Age 2: Did artwork with my diaper that I took off and painted on the wall, my parents took pictures. They won't let me live it down.

    Age 6: Stepped on my Aunt's wedding dress as she was walking down the aisle.

    Age 13: Saying a speech for 8th Grade class treasurer and literally told the student body I was bad at math.

    Age 18: Heard McCoy was singing at this club I was at. I thought it was Colt McCoy turns out it was Travie McCoy icon_sad.gif
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    Aug 05, 2012 7:33 PM GMT
    Most embarassing would be when I had to pee so bad and the teacher wouldn't let a student go to the bathroom, guess where it happened. Thankfully only one person noticed.
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    Aug 05, 2012 7:35 PM GMT
    caught jerkin....by my mom!!...when i was cumin!!...that was embarrased...but the worst thing.. i was backpacking through Europe...in Barcelona i spent the night in a hostel...and im a sleep walker...(sometimes)...woke up in a bed with a girl...with my arms around her...she was cool about it!!...lol..
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    Aug 05, 2012 7:39 PM GMT
    Recently I dropped my Ducati in front of some old geezer Harley guys at a stoplight while dragging with a BMW bike couple of weeks ago. icon_redface.gif

    I was killing the Beemer up until that point! We were topping 100 mph easy on the Garden State Pkwy icon_cool.gif

    Tristan
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    Aug 05, 2012 10:11 PM GMT
    I probably have huge ones but I just can't remember. The only really good one I remember is being violently thrown off of a treadmill.

    I'm more of a "little embarrassing things happening on a constant basis" kind of guy lol
  • Justforfun717

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    Aug 10, 2012 2:42 AM GMT
    the most embarrasinging that happened to me was when i was fifteen i was at a club with friends i got drunk i started running asking people to dance with then started dancing topless in a coffee shopicon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 14, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
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    Joesoul saidcaught jerkin....by my mom!!...when i was cumin!!...that was embarrased...but the worst thing.. i was backpacking through Europe...in Barcelona i spent the night in a hoste l...and im a sleep walker...(sometimes)...woke up in a bed with a girl...with my arms around her...she was cool about it!!...lol..

    joe for u every1 would be cool
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    Aug 14, 2012 1:34 PM GMT
    At work, toilet exploded contents..no lie.. while on it. NOT PRETTY. had to clean up and go as a co-worker - who laughed for days - to go out to my car and get the gym bag so I could put on my used gym clothes to go home and change. Decide to work from home for rest of day. HUMILIATING.
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    Aug 14, 2012 6:22 PM GMT
    There are a lot to choose from but i think the worst was when i was 15 my Grandmother walked in on me fucking my girlfriend over the kitchen table. I don't think she has ever been able to look at me the same since.
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    Aug 14, 2012 6:29 PM GMT
    There's a few I can think of but I remember when I was in first grade I had to use the bathroom but I was really scared of bees. There were 2 huge bees in the bathroom so I pissed myself and had to wear pants from the lost and found for the rest of the day
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    Aug 14, 2012 6:30 PM GMT
    Unfortunately my moment happened last month...

    I was at the airport going through security and earlier that morning I was having stomach cramps and I thought I farted a bit, but actually I left some "marks" that was able to penetrate through my underwear and make a stain on my shorts. I did not realize this at all until I got through security.

    You know at security when you have to put your arms in the air for the body scanner and etc. Well after that the guy made a comment to me saying I have a stain on my shorts and that I should put my jacket around my waist. At first I looked at him in a confused way and then I turned around and saw it icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif

    Thank god I had a sweatshirt with me.....
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    Aug 14, 2012 6:36 PM GMT
    This take the cake


    When I was 14 a group of us used to play truth and dare and everyone wanted revenge on me

    (basically when they said truth i say stuff like "besides your bd/gf rate everyone from worse to best on attractive factor......instant drama)

    anywhos my homegirls bf at the time made a double dare. My friend who ill call MA would basically feel up my leg until he felt my crotch. I had to wear a blindfold while this all happened.....so im blindfolded on the couch and i hear some chatter and figure out that it's my friends bf doing it as an example cuz MA didn't know how lol

    The third time I slowly feel his hand moving up my leg..slowly getting to my crotch(i was not turned on by this surprisingly) but eventually it stops... my blindfold is soon taken off and i see everyone looking in my direction.i realized that the hosts MOM IS STARING FROM THE KITCHEN...JAW WIDE OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    i dunno if this makes me a victim or a freak but needless to say we all got the look when we came over after.