I am divorcing Ken!

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    Aug 05, 2012 10:42 PM GMT
    I just found his RealJock profile and that's it! I have had it up to here! with this queer! How many of you has Ken been ungodly with? I'll have all your little plastic heads on a shelf if you don't come clean with me! Barbie is not to be toyed with!
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    Aug 05, 2012 10:47 PM GMT
    Everybody has always known that Ken is a pickle smooching fag who gets fucked in the ass.

    Deal with it, gurl. Forget Ken. Go get your freak on with Skipper.

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    Aug 05, 2012 10:49 PM GMT
    But Skipper is not anatomically correct. I am so angry with Ken I could spit (if I had any glands).
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    Aug 05, 2012 10:51 PM GMT
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    Aug 05, 2012 11:12 PM GMT
    Did you sleep with my boyfriend, Ken? I have a little plastic axe, y'know!
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    Aug 05, 2012 11:30 PM GMT
    Daas saidcali%20Naked%20Ken%20Penis%20doll.jpg


    "Circuit Party Ken"
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    Aug 06, 2012 1:25 AM GMT
    BarbieOfKenAndBarbie saidDid you sleep with my boyfriend, Ken? I have a little plastic axe, y'know!


    please never stop doing what you have done here today!
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    Aug 06, 2012 1:30 AM GMT
    Daas saidcali%20Naked%20Ken%20Penis%20doll.jpg


    Damn.....I didn't know Ken was packin like that!
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    Aug 06, 2012 1:35 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 said
    Daas saidcali%20Naked%20Ken%20Penis%20doll.jpg


    Damn.....I didn't know Ken was packin like that!


    Normally I don't entertain trolls but this thread is a riot! icon_lol.gif

    Ken needs a Brazilian wax. Barbie can floss her teeth with his hairy wang. icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 06, 2012 1:40 AM GMT
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    I always knew Ken was suspect....*smdh*
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    Aug 06, 2012 1:42 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 saidarticle-2159500-139CB17A000005DC-982_634

    I always knew Ken was suspect....*smdh*


    I always imagined Ken with GI Joe as a kid. GI Joe being the masc top and Ken being the fem bottom. Or at least that is how I played with them as a kid. icon_twisted.gif
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    Aug 06, 2012 1:42 AM GMT
    Daas saidcali%20Naked%20Ken%20Penis%20doll.jpg


    dat bush tho...icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 06, 2012 1:44 AM GMT
    omg this thread......

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    Aug 06, 2012 1:46 AM GMT
    David4985 said
    BlackCat90 saidarticle-2159500-139CB17A000005DC-982_634

    I always knew Ken was suspect....*smdh*


    I always imagined Ken with GI Joe as a kid. GI Joe being the masc top and Ken being the fem bottom. Or at least that is how I played with them as a kid. icon_twisted.gif



    LOLOL You already KNOW he's the bottom....He is serving you some fierce ascot in this pic....
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    Aug 06, 2012 1:54 AM GMT
    I can tell you this now because my contract with Mattel is in negotiations and I'm ready to spill the beans on those bastards. The penis you see attached to Ken is NOT Ken's. It's GI Joe's. Ken is not anatomically correct, he's as flat down there as Skipper is.

    I'm about to go all Gangsta Bitch Barbie on Mattel if they don't bring more to the table!
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    Aug 06, 2012 1:56 AM GMT
    Bahahahahahaha this is awesome.
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    Aug 06, 2012 1:58 AM GMT
    Did you know that Ken is a Scientologist AND a Mormon AND a Moonie AND a Hare Krishna AND and a Don Kirshner AND and a Don Cornelius?!?!?!? I still want to know who here he has "done it" with! I already know about CuriousJockAZ, but who doesn't?!?!
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    Aug 06, 2012 2:10 AM GMT
    I love you Barbie!! I loveeeeeeeeeeee You girllllllllllllllllll

    SCreammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhicon_razz.gif ( groupie)
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    Aug 06, 2012 2:12 AM GMT
    After what Ken's pulled on me, it doesn't feel like a Barbie World anymore. icon_sad.gif
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    Aug 06, 2012 2:15 AM GMT
    BarbieOfKenAndBarbie saidAfter what Ken's pulled on me, it doesn't feel like a Barbie World anymore. icon_sad.gif


    Girl, I see you didn't waste anytime coming up with a way to cope...


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    The bottle is NOT the answer....
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    Aug 06, 2012 2:17 AM GMT
    I can quit anytime I want to. I have no digestive system.
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    Aug 06, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    BarbieOfKenAndBarbie saidI can quit anytime I want to. I have no digestive system.


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    Care to explain?
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    Aug 06, 2012 2:20 AM GMT
    Well, I'm getting lots and lots of profile views. I guess now that I'm back on the market, a few of you boys are wondering what it would be like to bed Barbie, now aren't you? Well, get a grip, you're gay! You've already taken Ken from me, what more do you want from me?
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    Aug 06, 2012 2:21 AM GMT
    BlackCat90 said
    BarbieOfKenAndBarbie saidI can quit anytime I want to. I have no digestive system.


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    Care to explain?



    Yes, I was young. I needed money. This was before my modeling career took off.
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    Aug 06, 2012 2:21 AM GMT
    BarbieOfKenAndBarbie saidWell, I'm getting lots and lots of profile views. I guess now that I'm back on the market, a few of you boys are wondering what it would be like to bed Barbie, now aren't you? Well, get a grip, you're gay! You've already taken Ken from me, what more do you want from me?


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    I'm pretty sure your old cell mate could tell us icon_lol.gif