Have you every nailed the...

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    Aug 12, 2008 11:55 AM GMT
    Ok, the reason I ask this question is that we had a beautiful 19 year old come to the door selling lawn services. He had a beautifully tanned, dark eyes, perfect hair and bulging muscles glistening with sweet out of his cut off t-shirt. Also, I travel a lot and have had some gorgeous valets carry my luggage to my room for me.... Makes me want to get on both knees or all fours and give them the tip of their lives.

    Have you every blown/nailed the...
    Pizza delivery guy
    Cable guy
    Phone repair
    Room service guy
    Door clerk
    Realtor during open house
    Plumber
    Jehovah witness

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    Aug 12, 2008 12:03 PM GMT
    I have not. Things like that seem to only happen in porn. That would be hot though.
  • PRDGUY

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    Aug 12, 2008 12:53 PM GMT
    QUOTE AUTHOR GOES HEREHave you every blown/nailed the...
    Pizza delivery guy



    Cable guy yes he rents rm from me now in my house, does internet/fone





    Phone guy NA see above

    room service guy only on relative percentage terms in vegas


    Door clerk Finally NO
    Realtor during open house Not during open hse so no.....maybe in course of 2nd showing thou.


    Plumber no, but fucked 2 of his sons.


    Jehovah witness yes sad an army ranger airborn- 82nd? and later he'd bring friends....

    SLUT OR SUPER SLUT OT JUST HORNY

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    Aug 12, 2008 10:15 PM GMT
    ...Pizza delivery guy...

    but I had had sex with him even before he got the job...
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Aug 12, 2008 10:30 PM GMT
    PRDGUY said
    QUOTE AUTHOR GOES HEREHave you every blown/nailed the...
    Pizza delivery guy



    Cable guy yes he rents rm from me now in my house, does internet/fone





    Phone guy NA see above

    room service guy only on relative percentage terms in vegas


    Door clerk Finally NO
    Realtor during open house Not during open hse so no.....maybe in course of 2nd showing thou.


    Plumber no, but fucked 2 of his sons.


    Jehovah witness yes sad an army ranger airborn- 82nd? and later he'd bring friends....

    SLUT OR SUPER SLUT OT JUST HORNY

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  • GQjock

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    Aug 12, 2008 11:48 PM GMT
    Roofer - Check icon_wink.gif

    Lifeguard - Check

    Realtor - Check

    The cable guys have all been ugly
    ...and Pizza? Who eats Pizza? icon_rolleyes.gif
  • dcarm

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    Aug 13, 2008 4:22 AM GMT
    Who said anything about eating the Pizza? Apparently you order the Pizza so you can get the guy!
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    Aug 13, 2008 8:41 PM GMT
    I used to be a computer repair tech that made house calls...kinda like geek squade....I got the nailed a few times....it was really hot.
  • TallGWMvballe...

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    Aug 27, 2008 7:44 PM GMT
    hehehe one very hot summer day I saw a cable TV guy working on the pole with his shirt off... sweating like crazy so I came out and offered him some lemonade.... he asked to use my bathroom and we did! icon_smile.gif
    We kept in touch and had sex several more times before he moved away.

  • TallGWMvballe...

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    Aug 27, 2008 7:45 PM GMT
    chillz4thrillz saidI used to be a computer repair tech that made house calls...kinda like geek squade....I got the nailed a few times....it was really hot.



    If you were coming to my house.... YUP would definitely want to nail you as well!
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    Aug 27, 2008 9:32 PM GMT
    Pest control guy (so hot) - yes. (In fact, I changed pest control companies BECAUSE of this hot guy. I saw him spraying a neighbors house and switched companies the next day, lol...after he sprayed my house I put a post on CL under missed connections and he saw it. we oralized each other the next time he came out..and almost every time after that)

    Appliance delivery guy - yes.

    was lifeguard on the list? I used to be one and yes...humped a few others in the LG lockerroom/showers.

    Pizza guy - never

    Cable guy - no, but I wished I had...he was pretty hot and he gave me his cell in case I had any problems. I guess I should have taken that as a hint. I was too dumb though and thought he was just being nice.

    my jehovah's witnesses are all old ladies...so uck.
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    Aug 27, 2008 10:16 PM GMT
    furniture repair man ... cute, and so wanted it
    upholstery cleaning guy ... obviously an extra service he provided often
    phone repair man ... the first repair man left after ascertaining I was gay and sent in the other...talk about tag teams ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 28, 2008 12:02 AM GMT
    As a realtor I did nail this really hot guy that came through one of my open houses.

    I did nail a salesman at Saks in the dressing room along with a bellboy at a hotel in downtown Chicago. Very hot guy
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    Aug 28, 2008 1:12 AM GMT
    Oh I forgot... once there was a really cute delivery boy from a restaurant that rang the bell before I had a chance to put on clothes (hey, I was on the phone!) He commented on my underwear and then showed me his..... I think he was late getting back. icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 28, 2008 1:31 AM GMT
    I don't believe any of you!

    Pics/vids or it never happened.
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    Aug 28, 2008 1:53 AM GMT
    I would recommend this thread to anyone looking for career advice.
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    Aug 28, 2008 6:18 PM GMT
    In college, I was the pizza guy.

    Buddy owned a Greek restaurant and I would deliver pizzas for him when the other guy didn't show.

    Got lots and lots of offers. Amazing how some people want to tip you.



    And I had a regular pizza guy who delivered. Turns out he would ask for my house when the order came in. Finally got what he wanted.

  • Timbales

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    Aug 28, 2008 6:25 PM GMT
    I don't understand how these things work.
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    Aug 28, 2008 9:57 PM GMT
    Plumber - yes and it was like a porn scene in the laundry room

    Bag valet, or what ever they are refered to im drawing a blank. Belagio in vegas had a very sex italian guy bring my bags up to my room.

    Though I never did a Jehovah witness I do have fun screwing with them and their heads.

    Roofer, well their sexy foreman anyway.

    Realtor. I was give him a walk through of my house before the open house and he got aggressive in the kitchen.
  • JohnG16775

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    Aug 28, 2008 10:11 PM GMT
    Wow very hot stalking this forum, You guys are hot hot hot.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Aug 28, 2008 10:17 PM GMT
    I had a carpet cleaning guy who asked me about my fitness magazines, then gave me some compliments and tell me I looked great with an extended look at me.

    And you should know... I took advantage of him. I got what I wanted!

    I got him to clean my bedroom carpet free of charge.....LOL

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    Aug 29, 2008 12:43 AM GMT
    polobutt saidAs a realtor I did nail this really hot guy that came through one of my open houses.

    I did nail a salesman at Saks in the dressing room along with a bellboy at a hotel in downtown Chicago. Very hot guy



    go guy...you got moxie! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Aug 29, 2008 4:09 AM GMT
    HOT2TROT2 said
    polobutt saidAs a realtor I did nail this really hot guy that came through one of my open houses.

    I did nail a salesman at Saks in the dressing room along with a bellboy at a hotel in downtown Chicago. Very hot guy



    go guy...you got moxie! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    Thank you buddy... Hey how about we play Pizza Boy? Just me and you.
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    Sep 04, 2008 8:26 PM GMT
    Funny...back in my teens, I was the lawn boy...and got nailed once, does that count?