If you were to kill someone....

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    Aug 12, 2008 9:13 PM GMT
    ....how would you do it??

    I watch too many slasher flicks....so for those of you who have queazy stomachs, DO NOT READ FURTHER!! IM SERIOUS!! ITS DISGUSTING!!

    Cuz I had a dream where this man attacked my family and I kinda went psycho on her. I first, bashed his knees in with a crowbar so that he fell to the ground.And then I slashed her wrists and grabbed the top of her hands and bent them backwards so that they broke open.icon_eek.gif


    I know this is gross....but its so taboo, that i wish to know what you guys would do if someone fucked with your family.

    I also understand if know one reposts to this....icon_cry.gif
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM GMT
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    You watch WAAAAAAAAAY too much TV, Hoodie.

    Is it a he or she icon_question.gif You're kinda all over the place there with "her" "his"

    Anyway, I practice Taekwon-Do. I don't think there is any need to go into the details icon_wink.gif

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    Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM GMT
    I'd use dark force lightning.

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    Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM GMT
    Dark force lightning would be nifty, but I think I'd use my ninja posse, the Slightly Unhinged 88
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    Aug 12, 2008 10:07 PM GMT
    Looks like more than Hoodie, watches too much TV icon_rolleyes.gif


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    Aug 12, 2008 10:10 PM GMT
    I'd just tie a steak to their necks and set a certain former miniature roid-raging RJer loose on 'em. icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 12, 2008 10:13 PM GMT
    The vikings used to kill in a way called The Rite of the Blood Eagle...

    The Blood Eagle was reportedly a method of torture and execution that is sometimes mentioned in Norse saga literature. It was performed by cutting the ribs of the victim by the spine, breaking the ribs so they resembled blood-stained wings, and pulling the lungs out. Salt was sprinkled in the wounds. Victims of the method of execution, as mentioned in skaldic poetry and the Norse sagas, are believed to have included King Ælla (Ella) of Northumbria, Halfdan son of King Haraldr Hárfagri of Norway, King Edmund, King Maelgualai of Munster, and possibly Archbishop Ælfheah.

    The act of performing this method of torture is phrased as "to cut the blood eagle".

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

    But I wouldnt use it to kill someone, cuz I would only kill someone if I were attacked or my home invaded. And then, I would use whatever means I had at hand and would be fastest to eliminate the threat.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Aug 12, 2008 10:18 PM GMT
    zdrew saidI'd just tie a steak to their necks and set a certain former miniature roid-raging RJer loose on 'em. icon_cool.gif


    Now, that would be a popcorn moment icon_lol.gif
  • joeindallas

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    Aug 12, 2008 10:19 PM GMT
    To my Dark Side Sedate the person so he can not move but he is aware of what is Happening. Then turn on a Wood chipper. So he can hear the sound of a few tree limbs going thur it. Put pressure cuff on thighes so they do not shock out, Put them in feet first. A former Blue Angel and Delta Pilot did this to his wife in Conn, thought it was engenius, He got caught with a peice of finger nail he missed.
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    Aug 12, 2008 10:21 PM GMT
    Cool cool....im glad SOMEBODY has some sort of real-life method....none of this....pixie dust! haha!! But i give props for originality!

    I was just thinking of tying someone up and slowly lowering them into a giant tank of pirahnas or into a cage holding one very big Python!!

    That might be a little interesting....icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 12, 2008 10:31 PM GMT
    I would make them watch american commercials, soap operas and listen to kidzbop CD's.
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    Aug 13, 2008 4:58 AM GMT
    Telekenesis to smash them into a wall.
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    Aug 13, 2008 5:02 AM GMT
    blink777 saidTelekenesis to smash them into a wall.


    "To kill from 200 yards away...With MIND BULLETS!!!!" That's telekinesis, Kyle.
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    Aug 13, 2008 5:02 AM GMT



    ....read one of my stories to 'em.

    A slow, tortuous demise.
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    Aug 13, 2008 5:38 AM GMT
    Not that I've ever thought about it, but if I had to kill someone I would stab them with an icecycle. That way all the evidence would melt away.
  • geebus

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    Aug 13, 2008 7:40 AM GMT
    hmm...interesting, me and my other friend were actually talking about this before. But more on the methods of hiding your crime. We decided alcohol to prevent the smell, chopping into pieces then thrown into acid, then the remains shall be wrapped in plastic then thrown inside cement pillars for the new high-rise buildings

    oh...i'm sane btw.
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    Aug 13, 2008 11:27 AM GMT
    meninlove said


    ....read one of my stories to 'em.

    A slow, tortuous demise.


    I'll up the ante and read them some good classic Vogon poetry.
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    Aug 13, 2008 11:37 AM GMT
    well, I'm not sure how exactly, but it would be slow and painful, hearing that blood curdling scream and you slowly inflict excruciating pain, like removing finger nails with pliers OOH OR cutting the flesh to the bone and then using pliers to remove the bone from the socket..

    Teeth, one by one..

    All the while keeping him on antibiotic just to keep him alive and infection free for as long as possible

    Should I really post this? icon_confused.gif
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    Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM GMT
    Death by Cuisinart
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    Aug 15, 2008 6:04 AM GMT
    I'll be keeping that to myself icon_twisted.gif
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    Aug 15, 2008 8:04 AM GMT
    Damn! I didn't RJ had a bunch of serial killers.icon_cry.gif
  • GQjock

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    Aug 15, 2008 10:51 AM GMT
    Who's to say I already haven't....

    Eh....eh icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 15, 2008 12:44 PM GMT
    The forum topics have been getting stranger and stranger. icon_eek.gif

    This one is downright disturbing.
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    Aug 15, 2008 3:41 PM GMT
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    Aug 15, 2008 4:02 PM GMT
    If I really hated someone enough:

    Put him in stasis where time moves a thousandth the way it does, then slowly slice his skin in a thousand places and...

    Oh lord. I'm grossing myself out! LOL, I'll just shoot him and be done with it.