There Is An Alien In This Bag.

  • masculumpedes

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    Aug 08, 2012 11:03 PM GMT
    THERE IS AN ALIEN IN THIS BAG...

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    Don't open the bag, seriously. That alien is probably going to eat you quickly if you do that. Try to stay calm, don't panic. Don't stop and wonder why there is an alien in the bag, keep reading.

    How, why and what the alien is doing in this bag can wait. Don't try to use your good looks or charm on the alien. Do not try to use telepathic powers or super strength or any other special ability you may have.

    Now, my friend, is the time to stand up from the computer and begin. Do exactly as I say and do not deviate. There is more at stake then you would ever want or need to know. Just keep your head down and act quietly.

    Now, repeat these words 3 x's: "The scarecrow is in the fields without a glimpse." The alien should fall asleep.

    Try to be as quiet as possible. It has good hearing, even when asleep, and when it wakes from a noise it's 3 times as dangerous as if you opened the bag.

    After the alien falls asleep, you should go and spend the night at a hotel with a handsome guy. After you wake in the morning and return, the alien will be gone. 61.gif





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    Aug 08, 2012 11:18 PM GMT
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    Aug 08, 2012 11:21 PM GMT
    you so silly Willybear <3
  • masculumpedes

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    Aug 08, 2012 11:40 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidyou so silly Willybear <3


    Thanks handsome guy..... icon_biggrin.gif
    ( if only.....sigh...)
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    Aug 08, 2012 11:55 PM GMT
    This alien can eat me, but it can't rip through a brown paper bag?

    Unless that bag is from its home planet where bags are invisible.
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    Aug 08, 2012 11:57 PM GMT
    What the hell did you smoke at 4:20 this afternoon???
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    Aug 08, 2012 11:59 PM GMT
    Willybear saidNow, repeat these words 3 x's: "The scarecrow is in the fields without a glimpse." The alien should fall asleep.

    If I don't do this will an ugly clown with maggots on its face come into my room at night and murder me with a knife?
    Yeah not happening.
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    Aug 09, 2012 12:03 AM GMT
    Send it back to Mexico, but leave the weed.
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    Aug 09, 2012 12:06 AM GMT
    b1tch d0ne lozt ur m¡nd !
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    Aug 09, 2012 6:45 AM GMT
    Im so retarded, trying to follow instructions carefully and expecting something....
  • masculumpedes

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    Aug 12, 2012 3:26 PM GMT
    BP201 saidThis alien can eat me, but it can't rip through a brown paper bag?

    Unless that bag is from its home planet where bags are invisible.


    I think you got it - the bag is from it's home planet handsome guy! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 12, 2012 6:06 PM GMT
    RunintheCity saidWhat the hell did you smoke at 4:20 this afternoon???


    I only smoke Cuban Cohiba cigars that come from the Vuelta Abajo region of Cuba. icon_wink.gif