Any one of the following...
"Just got home, kids are fed, Stan can't stop throwing up, high temp., now in in bed, going to sleep FB friends..."
"Just did a mountain of laundry, Phew!"
Wedding pictures of people I don't know...
"Think I am going downtown to play pool."
"Headed out to mow the lawn."
"Our new couch..." (photo of couch)
"Looked everywhere for our new window treatments..." (photo of window treatment)
"New Ottoman..." (photo of Ottoman)
"Neighbor's dog shits in our yard."
"Down to 170! Suck my dick..."
Vacation pictures of friends, when I want to be one vacation...
Pictures of friends who live near Disney World, visiting Disney World...
I sound like jerk. I do enjoy creatively written updates. Most any message from a gay friend or family member. Also Deep Dish, Instinct, the Healthy Bear, and dozens of other gay sites that have a facebook profile.