Question: If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

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    Aug 10, 2012 8:56 PM GMT
    I know I sure would. First I'd smother myself in brown mustard and relish. Then I'd wash it down with a tall, cold Budweiser. I'd be so delicious.
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    Aug 10, 2012 8:58 PM GMT
    How could you eat yourself as a hotdog?

    I mean you wouldn't have arms? I suppose if you had a mouth you could eat your bun.
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    Aug 10, 2012 9:00 PM GMT
    Yes icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 10, 2012 9:06 PM GMT
    Depends on brand of hot dog.

    I could 'cause I developed mad skills with yoga. I couldn't if I were vegan. Or if I also had to eat the bun - that flexible I'm not.
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    Aug 10, 2012 9:26 PM GMT
    TheBizMan saidHow could you eat yourself as a hotdog?

    I mean you wouldn't have arms? I suppose if you had a mouth you could eat your bun.


    don't over-analyze it ffs

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    p.s. i'm extremely disappointed no one has caught the reference - its not as if its obscure or anything.

    RIP your sense of humor.
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    Aug 10, 2012 9:33 PM GMT
    Lol Will Ferrell as Harry Caray? Made me laugh, thanks!
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    Aug 10, 2012 9:34 PM GMT
    MK81986 saidLol Will Ferrell as Harry Caray? Made me laugh, thanks!


    omg bless your flawless sense of humor ♥
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    Aug 10, 2012 9:35 PM GMT
    No. That would make me fat.
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    Aug 10, 2012 9:54 PM GMT
    What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun!

    "Um the sun isn't a planet..."

    Whatever! When that thing blows up we're all dead!
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    Aug 10, 2012 9:57 PM GMT
    Ahhh, I so appreciate the Harry Carey reference. icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 10, 2012 9:58 PM GMT
    And forums like these are why the dumbing down of America is so rampant....


    "Ego bruised based on comment" and now the backlash.......
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    Aug 10, 2012 10:03 PM GMT
    AngelicCreation saidAnd forums like these are why the dumbing down of America is so rampant....


    "Ego bruised based on comment" and now the backlash.......


    A scrollbar is an object in a graphical user interface (GUI) with which continuous text, pictures or anything else can be scrolled including time in video applications, i.e., viewed even if it does not fit into the space in a computer display, window, or viewport. It was also known as a handle in the very first GUIs.

    Scrollbars are present in a wide range of electronic devices including computers, graphing calculators, mobile phones, and portable media players. They usually appear on one or two sides of the viewing area as long rectangular areas containing a bar (or thumb) that can be dragged along a trough (or track) to move the body of the document as well as two arrows on either end for precise adjustments. The "thumb" has different names in different environments: on the Macintosh it is called a "scroller";[1] on the Java platform it is called "thumb" or "knob"; Microsoft's .NET documentation refers to it as "scroll box" or "scroll thumb"; in other environments it is called "elevator", "quint", "puck", "wiper" or "grip". Additional functions may be found, such as zooming in/out or various application-specific tools. The thumb can also sometimes be adjusted by dragging its ends. In this case it would adjust both the position and the zooming of the document, where the size of the thumb represents the degree of zooming applied. A thumb that completely fills the trough indicates that the entire document is being viewed, at which point the scrollbar may temporarily become hidden.

    A scrollbar should be distinguished from a slider which is another object that works in a similar fashion, the difference being that the slider is used to change values, and does not change the display or move the area that is shown.

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    use it.
  • mybud

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    Aug 10, 2012 10:19 PM GMT
    I'd eat mine deveined and smothered in pubes...YUM
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    Aug 10, 2012 10:53 PM GMT
    eightball said
    AngelicCreation saidAnd forums like these are why the dumbing down of America is so rampant....


    "Ego bruised based on comment" and now the backlash.......


    A scrollbar is an object in a graphical user interface (GUI) with which continuous text, pictures or anything else can be scrolled including time in video applications, i.e., viewed even if it does not fit into the space in a computer display, window, or viewport. It was also known as a handle in the very first GUIs.

    Scrollbars are present in a wide range of electronic devices including computers, graphing calculators, mobile phones, and portable media players. They usually appear on one or two sides of the viewing area as long rectangular areas containing a bar (or thumb) that can be dragged along a trough (or track) to move the body of the document as well as two arrows on either end for precise adjustments. The "thumb" has different names in different environments: on the Macintosh it is called a "scroller";[1] on the Java platform it is called "thumb" or "knob"; Microsoft's .NET documentation refers to it as "scroll box" or "scroll thumb"; in other environments it is called "elevator", "quint", "puck", "wiper" or "grip". Additional functions may be found, such as zooming in/out or various application-specific tools. The thumb can also sometimes be adjusted by dragging its ends. In this case it would adjust both the position and the zooming of the document, where the size of the thumb represents the degree of zooming applied. A thumb that completely fills the trough indicates that the entire document is being viewed, at which point the scrollbar may temporarily become hidden.

    A scrollbar should be distinguished from a slider which is another object that works in a similar fashion, the difference being that the slider is used to change values, and does not change the display or move the area that is shown.

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    use it.


    Really? You must be one of the many looking for work, cause you have much to much time on your hands. Yawn.....
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    Aug 10, 2012 10:54 PM GMT
    Only if I was a Chicago dog. They are the best!
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    Aug 10, 2012 10:56 PM GMT
    AngelicCreation said
    Really? You must be one of the many looking for work, cause you have much to much time on your hands. Yawn.....


    it took a mere matter of seconds to copy/paste

    look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and everything that you do...
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    and no, i do not want to chat with you. begone troll and keep on scrolling.
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    Aug 10, 2012 10:59 PM GMT
    YES I WOULD! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 10, 2012 11:02 PM GMT
    Spencer1495 saidYES I WOULD! icon_biggrin.gif


    you make good choices ♥
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    Aug 10, 2012 11:02 PM GMT
    Wow, I've been on here a day, met my first douche bag. Glad you didn't open the instant message, it wasn't very nice. I mean your body is shaped like a hot dog, but I doubt it's fulfilling in any aspects. You're 21 too? And you look like you could be my age already?! Not looking so "hot" bro. But oooh boy you think you're "it" don't think so? Just reread what you typed in your headline in your profile and again in this retarded forum. When I see stupidity it's hard NOT to "scroll down" and ignore it..... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 10, 2012 11:04 PM GMT
    lmfao you mad!

    that's ok, you stay mad and seethe in your anger ♥
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    Aug 10, 2012 11:07 PM GMT
    Mad? How big is your ego? Really. You think I'll give 3 fine shits about you after I'm done here. NO. But if you think I will, "good for you."

    I call it how I see it, you have NO argument to that. So really there's nothing more to say. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 10, 2012 11:10 PM GMT
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    i would feel badly for you, but i just can't help but laugh at you.

    this is the internet, it ain't that deep or serious.
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    Aug 10, 2012 11:12 PM GMT
    You're not laughing, I know that. But internet or not, douches exist it's just that they are protected behind a screen then in real time. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 10, 2012 11:15 PM GMT
    but you said that you had nothing more to say though.

    pathetic transparent troll remains pathetic and transparent.

    how do you sit with all that butthurt? just wondering...
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    Aug 10, 2012 11:18 PM GMT
    Say what you want, you're still a bitch to me. You know where I'm located, you ever come "visit" I'd be more than happy to show you. But I'm sure someone else has already cracked your ass, that's why you look jacked up now. I'm done, tricks are for kids and you can continue turning them with someone else......