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    Aug 13, 2008 5:36 PM GMT
    What the fudge is a g0y?
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    Aug 13, 2008 5:57 PM GMT
    from what I gathered from a incredibally long & boring dissertation on the subject...

    they are pretty much guys who fit what most would use to define and straight guy (macho, jocks, butch, chew tabbaco icon_biggrin.gif ) , except these guys will admit that they are sexually attracted to the same sex.
    and they wish to promote a society committed to the preservaton of the masculinity of maleness!

    which I do everytime I j/o! icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 13, 2008 6:01 PM GMT
    NO, NO, stop right there this forum topic is now persona non grata on RJ! Like a skunk in a pup tent.

    Seriously, it is a group of gay and bisexual guys that have decided that anal sex between men makes us seem like freaks and sissies, it is bad for our self-respect and unhealthy. Thus we should avoid it at all costs. If we refuse to do so we don't care about our health and our community, and should consider ourselves failures as "men".

    Or some such tosh.
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    Aug 13, 2008 6:03 PM GMT
    Oh God, I see epic fail coming to this thread very quickly.

    And on topic, it's a sexual categorisation where the individual is attracted to males (normally 'str8-acting') but not females but doesn't self-identify with the gay label.

    Often they'll be against anal sex, but that's getting more into the cultural aspect and it gets complicated.
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    Aug 13, 2008 6:05 PM GMT
    hmmm, really... So much for my speed reading! icon_biggrin.gif

    Well then, imagine what they must say about lesbians who strap one on... "Know there's a man"!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 13, 2008 9:53 PM GMT
    HA HA HA HA HA
    It is said that every thousand years or so a curious, innocent soul will utter, out of his inquisitive desire for knowledge, the one unspeakable word in the Realjock Universe, the one Taboo, the Thread that refuses to DIE, the dark foul-smelling phoenix of tortured men in self-denial...


    THE G0YS!


    Pandora's box has once again been opened, and with the evils spawned from its contents we hear also the sound of tens of thousands of gay men slapping their hands against their foreheads, one more time.

    - From the Prophecies of the g0ys, Thread MCCLXV
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    Aug 13, 2008 10:06 PM GMT
    How about this?

    For the Jews, a "goy" is someone who is not Jewish.

    Oy Vey!!icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 13, 2008 10:08 PM GMT
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    Aug 13, 2008 10:14 PM GMT
    Funkapottomous saidWhat the fudge is a g0y?

    HAHAHAHA - does no one else find the immediate obvious humour in his choice of the word "fudge"?!

    Yes, I can be puerile. icon_redface.gif
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    Aug 14, 2008 12:04 AM GMT

    A g0y is a gay man that thinks he's a g0y.
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    Aug 14, 2008 12:20 AM GMT
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    Funkapottomous saidWhat the fudge is a g0y?

    HAHAHAHA - does no one else find the immediate obvious humour in his choice of the word "fudge"?!

    Yes, I can be puerile. icon_redface.gif


    LULZ...

    Yes. A g0y is a gay guy who hates fudge and insists they're not gay but g0ys engaged in br0mance. Lulz.

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    Aug 14, 2008 12:51 AM GMT
    It's just a label cooked up by a bunch of cunty self loathing screaming angry pig bottoms who think that by abstaining from butt-sex they will butch up enough that society won't call them fags even if they suck cock now and then.
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    Aug 14, 2008 1:08 AM GMT
    I found it! I found it! I knew I'd already patiently explained the g0y phenomena somewhere else. From the Bi-Sexual thread:

    g0y: "A g0y is a self-deluded gay who, instead of sticking his dick up other guys' asses, sticks his own head so far up his own ass that every time he speaks nothing but shit and putrid hot air come out.

    That's it, in a nutshell."

    Damn, I turn myself on when I'm all feisty like that. icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 14, 2008 1:12 AM GMT
    ...then they came for the g0ys. But because I loved hot man ass lovin' I said nothing...
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    Aug 14, 2008 1:21 AM GMT
    zdrew saidI found it! I found it! I knew I'd already patiently explained the g0y phenomena somewhere else. From the Bi-Sexual thread:

    g0y: "A g0y is a self-deluded gay who, instead of sticking his dick up other guys' asses, sticks his own head so far up his own ass that every time he speaks nothing but shit and putrid hot air come out.

    That's it, in a nutshell."

    Damn, I turn myself on when I'm all feisty like that. icon_razz.gif


    Oh you should just totally go ahead and haz seks with urself. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 14, 2008 4:16 AM GMT
    OMFG - stop! You guys are killing me! Oh shit....can't breath....LOL!!!
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    Aug 14, 2008 4:24 AM GMT
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    Aug 14, 2008 4:34 AM GMT
    Must.......make......g0y thread......less....manly!!!

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    Ahhhhh much better.
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    Aug 14, 2008 4:44 AM GMT
    Thank god I'm a fag......and there's no denial, or self hate about that. Nor does One care if mummy and daddy know, for fear of rejection, or reprisals.