Worst. Movie. Lines. Ever.

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    Aug 13, 2012 5:51 AM GMT
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    "She eats the lens."
    -- Up Close & Personal
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    Aug 13, 2012 5:55 AM GMT
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    Aug 13, 2012 6:31 AM GMT
    That god awful Zac Efron Movie "The Lucky One"

    "You deserved to be kissed every second, of every minute, of every.. blaah!!

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    It's like get real... one thing i hated about being straight was that it seemed like men were suppose to almost always roll out the red carpet for women as if they were just the best thing on earth just because they looked good. I mean i'm sure i have had an even tougher life then half women.

    ... that's my rant. icon_evil.gif ... icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 13, 2012 10:40 AM GMT
    "I have a bad feeling about this"

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    Cmooon screenplay writer, you can do better than that!!!! We heard that one before!!!!
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    Aug 13, 2012 10:48 AM GMT
    The movie 300 has to take the cake....cheesecake.

    "Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare."

    'cause you know....it's just an eye and all.
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    Aug 13, 2012 10:51 AM GMT
    "Why do you think you're such a smoky somethin' when you're just nothin' painted blue?"
    --Kitten With A Whip!

    "Man, everybody got AIDS and shit!"
    -- Showgirls

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    Aug 13, 2012 10:56 AM GMT
    Elusium said"Why do you think you're such a smoky somethin' when you're just nothin' painted blue?"



    --Kitten with a Whip?

    Please tell me MST3K did a show with that movie.
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    Aug 13, 2012 10:58 AM GMT
    They did! I'm actually partial to that line, and Ann-Margret is in full-on bitch mode.
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    It all ends with tragedy in Tijuana...
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    Aug 13, 2012 11:00 AM GMT
    Elusium saidThey did! I'm actually partial to that line, and Ann-Margret is in full-on bitch mode.
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    It all ends with tragedy in Tijuana...


    Hahaha....oh I miss that show. Will have to look into that movie now!
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    Aug 13, 2012 11:09 AM GMT
    "Godzilla is in all of us."
    -- Godzilla 2000

    Sorry...
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    Aug 13, 2012 11:30 AM GMT
    One of my favorite movies, but this quote is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. From the 1970 movie, "Love Story".
    "Love means never having to say you're sorry"



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    Aug 13, 2012 12:09 PM GMT
    NJVetteGuy77 saidOne of my favorite movies, but this quote is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. From the 1970 movie, "Love Story".
    "Love means never having to say you're sorry"


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    Aug 13, 2012 12:11 PM GMT
    Krovi said
    NJVetteGuy77 saidOne of my favorite movies, but this quote is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. From the 1970 movie, "Love Story".
    "Love means never having to say you're sorry"




    ^ I like that movie better. ;-)
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    Aug 13, 2012 12:18 PM GMT
    "come. It is time to rub my belly"
    -The Sheltering Sky. Trainwreck of a waste of celluloid.
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    Aug 13, 2012 12:29 PM GMT
    "I mend nets, not wield a sword!"
    -- Clash of The Titans

    Apparently, penned by a dyslexic seventh-grader.

    Must've been a writers' strike?
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    Aug 13, 2012 12:40 PM GMT
    I Think we all have heard this, and did a facepalm right after

    "IM GOING TO GO FOR HELP, STAY HERE"
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    Aug 13, 2012 2:14 PM GMT
    "Love means never having to say you're sorry." -- Love Story icon_rolleyes.gif

    I know, I'm showing my age, but the line is still stupid
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    Aug 13, 2012 2:33 PM GMT
    Good lord.....

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    Aug 13, 2012 2:37 PM GMT
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    Aug 13, 2012 2:45 PM GMT
    I'd post... but I don't want to lose minutes of my life reliving lost hours of my life... icon_confused.gif
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    Aug 13, 2012 2:57 PM GMT
    Jack Hawkins (Roman Admiral) to Charlton Heston (galley slave) in Ben Hur:

    "Get back to your oar, Number 31!" (Or should that be Number XXXI?)

    A movie chock-full of bad dialogue, Gore Vidal taking uncredited claim for much of the script, which may explain such gems as above.
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    Aug 13, 2012 3:04 PM GMT
    Edward24 said


    Ha! I remember this. I actually liked that movie, though... icon_redface.gif
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    Aug 13, 2012 3:27 PM GMT
    "I'm hot... and you're not... but if you want to get with me I'll give it one shot, TOP THAT!"
    -- Teen Witch
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    Aug 13, 2012 4:40 PM GMT
    Edward24 said


    Damnit Edward! You beat me to it, lol. That's the winner right there.
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    Aug 13, 2012 4:44 PM GMT
    "Hymie, help me! Help me, Hymie!" - Stephen Boyd in "The Oscar" (1966)