If you want to be a classy hooker

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    Aug 13, 2012 6:36 PM GMT
    gots to becomez a massage therapist!!!!!! icon_redface.gif
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    Aug 13, 2012 7:01 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidYeah, John Travolta made that mistake, too. icon_confused.gif

    Massage therapists provide invaluable medical care services. If you ever need one, you'll be glad you requested someone trained over a hooker. icon_neutral.gif


    I wouldn't mind being molested by him
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    Aug 14, 2012 12:11 AM GMT
    Truly classy hookers DO NOT work.

    Spending the day "keeping the goods looking good" in the gym does not count as work, BTW.

    Also, only accept payment in investment grade diamonds, or bullion. Bring a loupe.
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    Aug 14, 2012 4:59 AM GMT
    Dj1990 saidgots to becomez a massage therapist!!!!!! icon_redface.gif


    Haha, I'm curious, why do you say that?
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    Aug 14, 2012 5:46 AM GMT
    araphael said
    Dj1990 saidgots to becomez a massage therapist!!!!!! icon_redface.gif


    Haha, I'm curious, why do you say that?


    I was thinking about doing but I'm not sure....I hate my job but I make way more $$ right now than I would as a massage therapist.
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    Aug 14, 2012 7:26 AM GMT
    This guy is the only funny person on the forum
  • araphael

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    Aug 15, 2012 8:19 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidI am a legitimately trained massage therapist. I attended a yearlong 600 hundred hour course and 100 of those hours were designated to clinic and nonprofit organizations that offered massage to people of all demographics. It was one of the hardest academic experiences I ever experienced. I had to know every muscle origin and insertion of all the skeletal muscles as well as the names of those muscles as well. I have more hours in anatomy than general practicing physicians.


    In spite of all my training I still sold my 'wares' and it was good money while it lasted.


    Listen to this man.